chats with dogman

0:37 PM - Dogman328: thinking about how fluttershy would react to rape
10:37 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: horribly
10:37 PM - Dogman328: suicide
10:38 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: which probably leads to someone being hunted down by hey friends
10:39 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i'm pretty much assuming they're going to vigilante any rapists
10:40 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: what about fillies
10:40 PM - Dogman328: fillies?
10:40 PM - Dogman328: Meh
10:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i don't think pedophilia actually exists in equestria
10:41 PM - Dogman328: doubt it does
10:41 PM - Dogman328: but rape wouldn't either
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well actually both might exist since apparently stallions occasionally rape foals
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah i don't
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: know
10:43 PM - Dogman328: makes sense
10:43 PM - Dogman328: I guess
10:43 PM - Dogman328: does that mean celestia locks up every rapist and forces them to breed constantly?
10:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: what
10:44 PM - Dogman328: ya
10:44 PM - Dogman328: it would explain why there are very few stallions around
10:44 PM - Dogman328: besides a few to keep up appearances
10:45 PM - Dogman328: meaning that almost every male in that universe is branded as a sex criminal
10:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: no she probably just executes them or maybe she just doesn't care
10:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: because you know, they'd probably not see either as bad since it's in their nature to
10:46 PM - Dogman328: then explain how ponyville has an almost entirely female population yet there are only 4-5 stallions there
10:46 PM - Dogman328: huh
10:47 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: values dissonance
10:48 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: and generally speaking, breeding constantly tends to wreck female reproductive organs
10:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: so unless she's using sex slaves or condemned folk she'd never do that
10:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: probably
10:49 PM - Dogman328: she likely does both
10:49 PM - Dogman328: given the fact that a prison system is non existant as far as we can see
10:50 PM - Dogman328: *nonexistent
10:50 PM - Dogman328: Stupid keyboard
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: while we're at it can we lock up candace forever she's breaking the monarchy
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: or oligarchy
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: whatever
10:51 PM - Dogman328: She's probably moonbanned
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: um
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: niece
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: princess
10:52 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: not happening
10:52 PM - Dogman328: It still appears to be her preferred method of getting rid of ponies
10:52 PM - Dogman328: that she doesn't want around
10:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well she kept candace apparently
10:53 PM - Dogman328: for now
10:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: she's in the finale iirc
10:53 PM - Dogman328: you don't know what happens after that
10:54 PM - Dogman328: and I actually haven't watched the finale
10:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well i know that

12:03 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: also i kind of want to hug luna
12:03 AM - Dogman328: in a non sexual way?
12:03 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: yes
12:03 AM - Dogman328: i see
12:04 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: then again she's probably schizophrenic so she might just punch me
12:05 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: long term isolation tends to destroy your mind
12:06 AM - Dogman328: a popular theory is that the stars are alive in the mlp universe
12:06 AM - Dogman328: so she wouldn't exactly be alone
12:08 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: the nearest one is about 100 million miles away
12:08 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: so yeah
12:08 AM - Dogman328: yeah
12:08 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: pretty much wouldn't help her
12:08 AM - Dogman328: given that this theory came from TVTropes, you can't exactly expect scientific accuracy
12:09 AM - Dogman328: *pretty much
12:10 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: in all honesty though
12:11 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: the nearest star is still a hundred million miles away
12:11 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: she may as well be totally alone
12:11 AM - Dogman328: yeah
12:12 AM - Dogman328: she'd probably be insane
12:12 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: and schizophrenic
12:12 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: and probably depressed too
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12:15 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: although admittedly the insanity and depression were probably from before the fact
12:17 AM - Dogman328: yeah
12:17 AM - Dogman328: wonder if she ever tried killing herself on the moon
12:18 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: she's not that stupid is she
12:18 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: she's a god
12:19 AM - Dogman328: Still
12:19 AM - Dogman328: I said tried
12:19 AM - Dogman328: I didn't say that she thought it would work
12:19 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: well it's still pretty stupid
12:20 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: and probably also illogical since she doesn't control her body
12:20 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: i think
12:20 AM - Dogman328: So she'd have no control of her body for a thousand years
12:21 AM - Dogman328: given that she only looks like a regular pony after being hit by the elements of harmony
12:23 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: Now that I think about it.
12:23 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: She's probably traumatized too.
12:24 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: So yeah, I guess it's understandable that people are afraid of her.
12:24 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: She's insane, traumatized, depressed and schizophrenic.
12:24 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: Probably.
12:24 AM - Dogman328: Nah, I'd think it's confirmed
12:25 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: Maybe this is why I want to hug her.
12:25 AM - Dogman328: I think si
12:25 AM - Dogman328: *so
12:26 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: Because she'll never really be truly normal or accepted.
12:27 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: Which is very depressing since it's not exactly her fault.
12:28 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: Or, at the very least she didn't approve of it.
12:31 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: And now I feel that I need to cuddle her.

12:23 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i was not aware a woobie fetish was a thing
12:24 PM - Dogman328: not surprising
12:24 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: but apparently luna fits it
12:24 PM - Dogman328: >trapped on the moon for 1000
12:24 PM - Dogman328: years
12:24 PM - Dogman328: >nothing to do
12:24 PM - Dogman328: >nobody to talk to
12:24 PM - Dogman328: WONDER WHY
12:24 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah
12:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well i guess she has nightmare
12:25 PM - Dogman328: and this is assuming that she'd want to talk to a thing that took over her body and got her into this situation in the first place
12:26 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well yeah
12:26 PM - Dogman328: This pretty much proves that Celestia is an asshole
12:26 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well the jury's still out on that
12:26 PM - Dogman328: It states that the elements of harmony were used to defeat Nightmate Moon in Equestria's history books
12:26 PM - Dogman328: but
12:27 PM - Dogman328: The Mane 6 uses the elements of harmony to defeat Nightmare Moon, turning Luna back to normal
12:28 PM - Dogman328: Assuming that the elements of harmony were indeed used during Nightmare Moon's initial attack(also assuming that the elements didn't need to be used twice to fix the problem), Celestia banished Luna to the moon, not Nightmare Moon
12:30 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: they'd probably pull a diabolus ex machina to justify it
12:30 PM - Dogman328: I would then assume that Nightmare Moon got to Luna sometime during her stay on the moon, leading to the events of S1E1
12:31 PM - Dogman328: still
12:31 PM - Dogman328: it's just sloppy story telling
12:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well yeah.
12:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Half the plot from what I've seen relies on Celestia being stupid.
12:32 PM - Dogman328: it pretty much does
12:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: The other half relies on Twilight apparently never going outside to make friends.
12:33 PM - Dogman328: unless we assume that Celestia kept her in the castle all her life
12:33 PM - Dogman328: or a good portion of it
12:33 PM - Dogman328: at least through most of her childhood
12:33 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Which implies incredibly unfortunate things.
12:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: While we're at it, the Nightmare's back plot relies on Nightmare being too stupid to kill people who're trying to stop her.
12:36 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
12:36 PM - Dogman328: We'd have guards and whatever "army" equestria has vs a god
12:36 PM - Dogman328: And this is assuming any of them would even try facing her
12:37 PM - Dogman328: Celestia is pretty much the only resistance she would've encountered
12:38 PM - Dogman328: *successful resistance
12:38 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well you'd think she'd try to stop/get rid of/destroy the EoH this time.
12:39 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Like a sensible person.
12:40 PM - Dogman328: if I remember correctly
12:40 PM - Dogman328: She did try getting rid of/acquiring them
12:41 PM - Dogman328: She was at that temple or whatever which housed them
12:42 PM - Dogman328: This raises another question, Why didn't Celestia just use the elements of harmony herself?
12:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Because she's stupid.
12:43 PM - Dogman328: That or she's just a dick tyrant who doesn't care about her people
12:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well she stopped an invasion.
12:43 PM - Dogman328: when was this?
12:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: S2 finale
12:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: apparently
12:43 PM - Dogman328: yeah
12:43 PM - Dogman328: Ok
12:44 PM - Dogman328: I have actually not seen that one
12:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i know
12:45 PM - Dogman328: but all it proves is that she only cares if any event will immediately affect her
12:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: essentially
12:45 PM - Dogman328: Nightmare Moon probably would've made Equestria have eternal night
12:46 PM - Dogman328: Discord appeared content on wreaking havoc around Ponyville and Appaloosa as far as we see
12:47 PM - Dogman328: the only visible damage he did to Canterlot was ruin their hedge maze
12:48 PM - Dogman328: It also makes you wonder why she even bothered with that magical security system for the EoH if Discord could easily just take them
12:48 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Because she's stupid.
12:49 PM - Dogman328: So basically every single major event in FiM revolves around the uselessness and stupidity of its leader
12:50 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Pretty much.
12:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: And the antagonists never bothering trying to kill their physical embodiments.
12:51 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
12:54 PM - Dogman328: Nightmare Moon would've had to know that they were the embodiments of the EoH but I'm going to assume she was to stupid to do anything about it
12:57 PM - Dogman328: Discord attempted to get them to dissociate them with the EoH,which apparently worked except for the fact that Twilight read her friendship reports and rediscovered them
12:58 PM - Dogman328: so yeah
12:58 PM - Dogman328: I don't think it's a matter of not trying
12:59 PM - Dogman328: It's just the classic villan mistake of thinking your defenses will hold against the hero
1:00 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well the protagonists aren't too much better
1:01 PM - Dogman328: everyone in equestria is pretty much either
1:01 PM - Dogman328: A.Incompetant
1:01 PM - Dogman328: B.Idiotic
1:01 PM - Dogman328: C.Tyrannical
1:01 PM - Dogman328: D.Oblivous
1:01 PM - Dogman328: E. All of the above
1:05 PM - Dogman328: For the utopian world they present in the show, a lot of issues aren't addressed ever
1:06 PM - Dogman328: so yeah
1:06 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: also wait if the first OFC blast didn't work why would the second
1:07 PM - Dogman328: on Nightmare?
1:07 PM - Dogman328: yeah
1:07 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yes
1:08 PM - Dogman328: We're assuming that Celestia isn't an asshole for this?
1:09 PM - Dogman328: if we aren't, then the answer is rather simple
1:09 PM - Dogman328: Say that the blast did work
1:10 PM - Dogman328: And it was regular Luna
1:10 PM - Dogman328: Celestia probably banished her sister to ensure her reign was never challenged
1:11 PM - Dogman328: After a 1000 years anyone that rememberd what happened would be dead
1:11 PM - Dogman328: besides her parents
1:11 PM - Dogman328: which we don't see
1:11 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well apparently her parents are dead
1:12 PM - Dogman328: yeah
1:12 PM - Dogman328: that leaves two possiblities
1:12 PM - Dogman328: A.They died of natural causes - Less likely
1:13 PM - Dogman328: B.Celestia murdered her parents so she could take power- More likely
1:14 PM - Dogman328: how old is celestia
1:14 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: um
1:14 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: unknown
1:14 PM - Dogman328: At least 1500+ years assuming an alicorn childhood is 500-800 years
1:15 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: also wait if she wants high reign why'd she let candace get married and have as much power as her
1:16 PM - Dogman328: I honesly assume it's just a favor for twilight
1:17 PM - Dogman328: and we're presuming that cadance doesn't suffer an "unfortunate accident"
1:18 PM - Dogman328: And if anyone asked any questions, a swift moonban and there would be no questions
1:19 PM - Dogman328: Unless Alicorns are actually created artificially in the mlpverse
1:20 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well candace is her niece so probably not
1:20 PM - Dogman328: She banished her sister for 1000 years
1:21 PM - Dogman328: you honestly think she's above killing or "getting rid of" a family member
1:21 PM - Dogman328: to achieve what she wants
1:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: no i mean alicorn's probably aren't created artificially
1:21 PM - Dogman328: ah
1:22 PM - Dogman328: Well I doubt Celestia would keep that many alicorns around anyway
1:23 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: it'd be funny if there were a few trillion of them running around creating life and ruling over it
1:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: which actually is probably how stuff works
1:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: in the ponyverse

1:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: it'd be hilarious if male homosexuality was frowned upon in equestria
11:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: but if it was i suppose it'd have a justification
11:52 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: they're pretty low on males
11:53 PM - Dogman328: since it's obvious that lesbians aren't frowned upon
11:54 PM - Dogman328: the lack of males means two things
11:54 PM - Dogman328: neither of them pleasant
11:54 PM - Dogman328: 1. A good portion of males are taken away by the Equestrian government to serve as breeders
11:55 PM - Dogman328: 2. Equestria is under/at risk of war against zebras or something and every male above a certain age is conscripted to serve
11:57 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well they're certainly not recruiting 20 year olds then since macintosh is like 26 or something at most
11:58 PM - Dogman328: *almost
11:58 PM - Dogman328: That's more accurate
11:58 PM - Dogman328: They don't take the rich or influental males which is why Canterlot has males in it
11:59 PM - Dogman328: unless every male in canterlot is used for breeding
Thursday, June 14, 2012
12:00 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: except blueblood because he's a homosexual apparently
12:01 AM - Dogman328: He's a prince I believe
12:01 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: uh yeah
12:01 AM - Dogman328: so he could probably get out of it if he chose to do so
12:01 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah
12:02 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: he could also get away with being one
12:02 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: generally that's how you get away with homosexuality
12:02 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: be rich and important
12:03 AM - Dogman328: yep
12:04 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: although i severely doubt the princes even have use
12:04 AM - Dogman328: yeah
12:04 AM - Dogman328: given that he isn't an alicorn
12:06 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: unless they inexplicably follow the system i devised where celestia runs the country, and the princes negotiate
12:06 AM - Dogman328: which would make sense
12:06 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: and luna deals with money or whatever
12:06 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: because she's too schizophrenic to do anything else
12:06 AM - Dogman328: on the note of luna, how important is she to Equestria
12:07 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: probably not very
12:07 AM - Dogman328: I don't get why celestia would bother keeping her around then
12:07 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: because luna's her sibling
12:08 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: unless she does important things off screen
12:08 AM - Dogman328: But it's pretty obvious that Celestia doesn't give a damn
12:08 AM - Dogman328: And all Luna does according to the show(which we're forced to assume is truthful), is raise the moon
12:08 AM - Dogman328: something Celestia easily did for a 1000 years
12:09 AM - Dogman328: again
12:09 AM - Dogman328: If Luna was such a threat, why bother having her around
12:09 AM - Dogman328: Since she could at any time become Nightmare Moon again
12:10 AM - Dogman328: Since it's obvious that the EoH don't work long term
12:10 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: to complete the monarchy as much as possible i guess?
12:11 AM - Dogman328: But what would the point be if alicorns live forever
12:11 AM - Dogman328: or at least for a considerably long time
12:11 AM - Dogman328: Since Celestia ran Equestria for 1000 years without Luna or any alicorns as far as we know
12:12 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: there isn't a point
12:13 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: it's just because she keeps them
12:13 AM - Dogman328: pretty much
12:13 AM - Dogman328: But it seems pretty stupid to keep Luna around
12:13 AM - Dogman328: oh wait
12:13 AM - Dogman328: Celestia's entire rule is based on stupidity
12:14 AM - Dogman328: stupidity and needless cruelty
12:15 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: actually she may just keep family around because she loves them
12:15 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: that's literally the best reason
12:15 AM - Dogman328: >banishes luna for 1000 years
12:15 AM - Dogman328: It wasn't NM as far as we can tell
12:15 AM - Dogman328: unless the EoH need to be used twice
12:16 AM - Dogman328: which obviously isn't the case with every other FiM villan
12:17 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: well they may just be expecting us to believe what we see and what we see is celestia loving her family
12:17 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: that's pretty much my best justification for it
12:17 AM - Dogman328: except for:
12:17 AM - Dogman328: A. EoH will turn Luna back to normal
12:18 AM - Dogman328: B. A thousand year moonban because of something that Luna (probably) couldn't control
12:18 AM - Dogman328: unless we assume Luna was a complete asshole before that point
12:18 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: which she probably wasn't
12:19 AM - Dogman328: exactly
12:19 AM - Dogman328: So Celestia had little reason besides NM's control which Luna couldn't help to moonban her
12:20 AM - Dogman328: That isn't love
12:20 AM - Dogman328: That's punishing for something that couldn't be helped
12:20 AM - Dogman328: Since it's obvious their parents are dead at this point
12:20 AM - Dogman328: or they would've stepped in an done something
12:21 AM - Dogman328: Unless the parents were useless or just assholes who loved seeing their daughters fight
12:21 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: you know i'm actually amazed by luna's self control
12:22 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: despite because moonbanned for no reason she resists the urge to hurt celestia
12:22 AM - Dogman328: I kinda assume it was her fear of another moonban
12:22 AM - Dogman328: for all we know there are fearsome creatures on the moon in the mlpverse and Luna was lucky to survive
12:22 AM - Dogman328: of course
12:23 AM - Dogman328: They're both gods so I doubt anything would harm either of them
12:23 AM - Dogman328: unless Celestia stripped Luna of her godhood before the ban
12:23 AM - Dogman328: Unless Luna thought she deserved the ban, she would've just come back
12:24 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: well we're not sure when nightmare came back into control
12:25 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: so that may be why she didn't immediately return
12:25 AM - Dogman328: I'd assume it'd be during the last few years on the moon
12:25 AM - Dogman328: unless it happened on the day she returned
12:25 AM - Dogman328: Which seems a lot more likely
12:26 AM - Dogman328: as NM is just as powerful as Celestia as far as we can tell
12:26 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: but that would be logical
12:26 AM - Dogman328: so she could've returned
12:26 AM - Dogman328: so it's basically
12:27 AM - Dogman328: A. Luna accepts her banishment even though she isn't at fault
12:27 AM - Dogman328: B. NM spends a 1000 years planning on getting back (assuming she turned back the moment she arrived)
12:28 AM - Dogman328: C. Celestia strips Luna of godhood, leaving her to fend for herself for a 1000 years
12:29 AM - Dogman328: the first one is more accurate if we're going by the plot
12:29 AM - Dogman328: * and second
12:30 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: regardless celestia is an ass and i still want to hug luna
12:30 AM - Dogman328: yes
12:31 AM - Dogman328: So Celestia is an ass anyway you look at it
12:31 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: yes
12:31 AM - Dogman328: unless Luna is an asshole off camera
12:31 AM - Dogman328: but it we go by what we see, Celestia is an ass who hates her sister
12:31 AM - Dogman328: for no reason at all
12:32 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: well luna seems to just want friends or to not be hated at least
12:32 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: so she's probably not an ass offscreen
12:33 AM - Dogman328: given that she's had nothing to talk to besides NM and moonbeasts(if we assume there are any), it makes sense that she wouldn't be
12:33 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: in fact it seems more likely she cries offscreen
12:34 AM - Dogman328: I honestly thinks she suffers from depression
12:34 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: gee really
12:34 AM - Dogman328: I honestly question why she would even want to be around celestia
12:34 AM - Dogman328: or anyone for that matter
12:35 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: well she probably doesn't like being alone
12:35 AM - Dogman328: since it seems more likely that she wouldn't trust anyone enough to be friendly to them
12:35 AM - Dogman328: still
12:35 AM - Dogman328: I just find it odd that she isn't reluctant to be around anyone
12:36 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: you mean is?
12:36 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: :u
12:37 AM - Dogman328: If she is friendly to anyone I find that odd
12:37 AM - Dogman328: but anyway
12:37 AM - Dogman328: now what
12:38 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: i'm surprised she hasn't just made herself nonexistent
12:40 AM - Dogman328: what else
12:40 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: i dunno
12:41 AM - Dogman328: hmm
12:42 AM - Dogman328: Celestia probably had many "faithful students" before Twilight that she took away from their families during their childhood
12:42 AM - Dogman328: which implies horrible things
12:43 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: that celestia is a kidnapper and pedophile and has been for many years
12:43 AM - Dogman328: yes
12:44 AM - Dogman328: but it also leads to another explanation of NM/Luna's transformation
12:44 AM - Dogman328: brb
12:46 AM - Dogman328: back
12:46 AM - Dogman328: but anyway
12:47 AM - Dogman328: For all we know Celestia is an incestuous pedophile that banished Luna when she stopped wanting to put up with the rape
12:48 AM - Dogman328: And then she started the practice of taking fillies from their families to use for her own pleasure with the promise that they would learn magic and such
12:49 AM - Dogman328: And the parents and the filly would believe it
12:50 AM - Dogman328: And when the "faithful student" got to a certain age, she would make them forget what happened and send them out into the general populace to do whatever Celestia willed
12:51 AM - Dogman328: The only reason that Twilight is allowed to see her brother is because she's (probably) the only one of Celestia's "students" that does her work for her
12:51 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: also if the calculations are correct, she's had anywhere between ten and fifty between luna's transformation and twilight
12:51 AM - Dogman328: Let's see
12:51 AM - Dogman328: brb
12:52 AM - Dogman328: average lifespan of a horse is 25 - 30 years
12:52 AM - Dogman328: We can probably add a few for each type of pony in MLP
12:52 AM - Dogman328: Anyway
12:53 AM - Dogman328: assuming that a "student" would die every 35 - 40 years
12:53 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: actually
12:54 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: they probably live to about 80 in Fi
12:54 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: M time
12:54 AM - Dogman328: ok
12:54 AM - Dogman328: so she's had 12 of these "students" since Luna's banishment
12:54 AM - Dogman328: *at least
12:56 AM - Dogman328: and assuming they live for several thousand years, she'll have many more
12:57 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: as in up to 400
12:59 AM - Dogman328: probably
12:59 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: that's assuming several is 8,000 years
12:59 AM - Dogman328: at least
1:00 AM - Dogman328: so we can assume an alicorn childhood is 500 - 1000 years
1:00 AM - Dogman328: let's see
1:00 AM - Dogman328: what else
1:02 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: the celestial sisters must have had a fun childhood
1:02 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: considering how one is a lunatic and the other appears to hate the former irrationally
1:03 AM - Dogman328: and she's only like that because of Celestia's treatment
1:03 AM - Dogman328: I honestly think the only reason Celestia hates Luna is because she wouldn't go along with Celestia's wishes
1:04 AM - Dogman328: The only reason Celestia hugged Luna is to keep up appearances as the benevolent leader of Equestria
1:04 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: although luna was probably actually a lunatic to begin with and celestia just made it worse
1:05 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: lots worse
1:05 AM - Dogman328: I don't know if it was insanity or just her jealousy of the daytime
1:05 AM - Dogman328: might have been both
1:06 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: well she's named luna
1:06 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: she's probably born insane
1:07 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: we don't have the words lunatic and lunacy for nothing
1:07 AM - Dogman328: yeah
1:08 AM - Kamarada RTCitia: which makes me want to cuddle her even more

RT x Dogman

McKailey wrote:RT x Dogman

no