single most amazing boardgame rally ever

by **Queen Kghyilda** Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:52 pm

Everyone has received 25 Rupees!
Let the games begin!
#rtcity may start!
You can now use the new Whisper system to send private messages to other players! For example, to whisper my friend Billy I type: /w bil Fuck you, Billy!
#rtcity says: then watch as someone joins just after we start or something
#rtcity rolled 9.
#Dogman328 says: i know
#rtcity says: what song
Jukebox: Rhapsody Of Fire - Gargoyles Angels Of Darkness (very long song)
#Dogman328 says: rupee
LunaTox says: i dont think id be able to play since my mom constantly yells at met to get off at long peroids of times
#rtcity became a Saboteur.
LunaTox says: sorry
LunaTox has left the game!
#Sapphirefear rolled 5.
#Dogman328 says: ok
#Sapphirefear became an Assassin.
#Dogman328 says: and then there were 3
#Dogman328 rolled 8.
#Dogman328 became an Incubus.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 2.
Saboteur #rtcity had his speed increased by 2 thanks to Gandalf the White.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
Assassin #Sapphirefear bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 11.
Incubus #Dogman328 had his speed increased by 2 thanks to Gandalf the White.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Some random stuff happened.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
#Sapphirefear had a Roll Streak of 2!
Assassin #Sapphirefear has an account balance of 10 Rupees.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Saboteur #rtcity used Hinder to disarm Assassin #Sapphirefear!
Incubus #Dogman328 stood at a crossroads.
Incubus #Dogman328 used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Saboteur #rtcity didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Assassin #Sapphirefear didn't enter the brothel.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
Incubus #Dogman328 has an account balance of 25 Rupees.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
***The bear is on the loose!***
Saboteur #rtcity stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur #rtcity didn't use the time machine.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Assassin #Sapphirefear is no longer disarmed.
Assassin #Sapphirefear starts to sprint.
Assassin #Sapphirefear stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur #rtcity used Hinder to make Assassin #Sapphirefear skip a turn!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Incubus #Dogman328 used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Future.
Incubus #Dogman328 found a Space Capacitator in the future.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Saboteur #rtcity didn't enter the brothel.
Incubus #Dogman328 knocked all his enemies 4 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
#Sapphirefear skips a turn.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
Incubus #Dogman328 knew the answer and won a Gun.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
#rtcity had a Roll Streak of 2!
Saboteur #rtcity didn't enter the Pawn Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 6 + 6 = 12.
Saboteur #rtcity used Hinder to make Incubus #Dogman328 lose his Space Capacitator!
***Everyone ish drunk! Wheeeee! ...hic!***
Saboteur #rtcity says: hahahah
Incubus #Dogman328 is gonna use his gun.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: oh noooooo ...hic!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
#Dogman328 had a Roll Streak of 2!
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: ish good ...hic!
Incubus #Dogman328 missed Saboteur #rtcity, who ran 10 spaces.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
***Gold Rush!***
Incubus #Dogman328 received 41 Rupees.
Saboteur #rtcity received 29 Rupees.
Assassin #Sapphirefear received 39 Rupees.
Saboteur #rtcity has an account balance of 50 Rupees.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 6 = 14.
Assassin #Sapphirefear failed to assassinate anyone. No targets in range.
Assassin #Sapphirefear breaks out of his sprint.
Assassin #Sapphirefear ran into a bear...
...ran for his life...
...and scared the bear forward!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: afgerg
Incubus #Dogman328 walked across the beach and found a message in a bottle.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Saboteur #rtcity went 18 spaces forward on the Cat Bus!
Cat Bus
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Saboteur #rtcity used Hinder to blind Incubus #Dogman328!
Assassin #Sapphirefear took the bucket from the lolrus.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Incubus #Dogman328 learned how to dodge bullets.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
Saboteur #rtcity didn't use the time machine.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Assassin #Sapphirefear entered the deadly pyramid.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: sho your guysh have decided to be douchey ...hic!
Assassin #Sapphirefear received the Curse of the Pharaoh.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: ok
Assassin #Sapphirefear died in the Pyramid.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: fff ...hic!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 12 + 2 = 14.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
#Dogman328 had a Roll Streak of 2!
Incubus #Dogman328 found a flask of Holy Water.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: fuck shcorpionsh ...hic!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Saboteur #rtcity put a potion in his inventory.
Assassin #Sapphirefear reincarnated as a turtle.
Assassin #Sapphirefear took a sunbath and died.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: wtf
Incubus #Dogman328 ran into a bear...
...used his Seduction on the bear and ran for his life...
...and scared the bear forward!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Saboteur #rtcity is sober again.
Saboteur #rtcity put a potion in his inventory.
Observer #ROWROWFIGHTDAPOWER is now observing the game.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: dogman wantsh to have shex with bearsh ...hic!
Assassin #Sapphirefear is sober again.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rots in peace. (1)
Saboteur #rtcity says: called it
Incubus #Dogman328 says: ye
Incubus #Dogman328 says: i want to have hawt bear shex ...hic!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Incubus #Dogman328 is sober again.
Incubus #Dogman328 stood at a crossroads.
Observer #ROWROWFIGHTDAPOWER says: ok that's nice
Incubus #Dogman328 has an account balance of 100 Rupees.
Saboteur #rtcity used Hinder to knock Incubus #Dogman328 4 spaces back!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Saboteur #rtcity ran into a bear...
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: yeah
...used his Sabotage on the bear and ran for his life...
...and scared the bear backward!
Assassin #Sapphirefear rots in peace. (2)
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 2 + 2 = 4.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: fuck chipmunks
Incubus #Dogman328 received a Balaclava.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Saboteur #rtcity found a flask of Poison.
Assassin #Sapphirefear got injected with the force of life!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: wow ok
Incubus #Dogman328 got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.
Saboteur #rtcity used Hinder to disarm Incubus #Dogman328!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
#rtcity had a Roll Streak of 2!
Saboteur #rtcity stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #Sapphirefear starts to sprint.
Saboteur #rtcity didn't enter the Pawn Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 7 + 6 = 13.
Assassin #Sapphirefear stood at a crossroads.
#ROWROWFIGHTDAPOWER has left the game.
Assassin #Sapphirefear entered the Academy of Adventure.
Assassin #Sapphirefear subscribed to the Tinkering Quietly course.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: school yo
Incubus #Dogman328 found a flask of Poison.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: get taught
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
#rtcity had a Roll Streak of 2!
Saboteur #rtcity didn't buy a coffee at Starbucks.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 3 + 6 = 9.
Assassin #Sapphirefear breaks out of his sprint.
Assassin #Sapphirefear learned the Tinkering Quietly feat.
Saboteur #rtcity used Hinder to make Incubus #Dogman328 skip a turn!
#Dogman328 skips a turn.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: seriously
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
***Saboteur #rtcity caught a Pixie!***
Saboteur #rtcity put a potion in his inventory.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
Saboteur #rtcity says: pfthahahahah
Assassin #Sapphirefear knew the answer and won a Teleporter.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: easy peasy
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Incubus #Dogman328 is no longer disarmed.
#Dogman328 had a Roll Streak of 3!
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: wow huge intrest
Incubus #Dogman328 bought a Hand Grenade at the engineering workplace.
Incubus #Dogman328 bought a Explosive Sheep at the engineering workplace.
Incubus #Dogman328 bought a pair of Hypno Glasses at the engineering workplace.
Incubus #Dogman328 is going to the Future Shop!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Saboteur #rtcity left the Magic Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Assassin #Sapphirefear ran into a bear...
...and assassinated the bear.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: fuck bears
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Incubus #Dogman328 bought a Phaser in the Future Shop.
Incubus #Dogman328 set his Phaser to Kill.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: i am pro dark brotherhood assassin
Incubus #Dogman328 shot his Phaser at Saboteur #rtcity. Saboteur #rtcity got hit and fell to the ground... dead.
You can't use items when you're dead, buddy!
You can't use items when you're dead, buddy!
Saboteur #rtcity rots in peace. (1)
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Assassin #Sapphirefear gave the sad lolrus his bucket and gained 3 speed!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Incubus #Dogman328 had sex all night long and moved forward 18 spaces!
Saboteur #rtcity peacefully rots away. (2)
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 4 = 13.
Assassin #Sapphirefear had a drink with the ship's captain!
Incubus #Dogman328 released his Explosive Sheep backward.
Assassin #Sapphirefear removed his curses with Holy Water. (Curse of the Pharaoh)
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: awesome
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Incubus #Dogman328's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 172!
Saboteur #rtcity got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Incubus #Dogman328 feels good.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: wtf
Saboteur #rtcity is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Saboteur #rtcity used Hinder to make Incubus #Dogman328 lose his Hand Grenade!
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 5 + 4 = 9.
Saboteur #rtcity says: hah
Assassin #Sapphirefear put a teleporter in his inventory.
Saboteur #rtcity says: :)
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
#Dogman328 had a Roll Streak of 2!
***Click The Chicken!***
Incubus #Dogman328 found a Relic.
#rtcity skips a turn.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 6 + 4 = 10.
Assassin #Sapphirefear stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur #rtcity ordered his Pixie to prepare the Death spell.
A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
Saboteur #rtcity ordered his Pixie to murder Incubus #Dogman328!
Assassin #Sapphirefear sailed 13 spaces along with the Pirates and got infected with Gonorrhea.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Incubus #Dogman328!
Saboteur #rtcity says: boom.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: lol
Saboteur #rtcity says: :)
Incubus #Dogman328 doesn't realise the truth anymore.
Incubus #Dogman328 rots in peace. (1)
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Saboteur #rtcity didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear starts to sprint.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 7 + 9 = 16.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Assassin #Sapphirefear felt really sick because of his Gonorrhea and skips a turn.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: finally
Saboteur #rtcity threw his Hand Grenade to space 210.
Incubus #Dogman328 got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Incubus #Dogman328 likes being dead. (2)
Saboteur #rtcity says: ok
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Saboteur #rtcity stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur #rtcity has an account balance of 100 Rupees.
Assassin #Sapphirefear attracted Saboteur #rtcity with his Tractor Beam Generator, who got pulled 11 spaces back..
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 7 + 9 = 16.
Assassin #Sapphirefear felt really sick because of his Gonorrhea and skips a turn.
Assassin #Sapphirefear breaks out of his sprint.
Incubus #Dogman328 got resurrected!
Incubus #Dogman328 clicked the chicken and received the eggs!
Incubus #Dogman328 received a 10 Rupee bonus!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Saboteur #rtcity didn't enter the Pawn Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 11 + 4 = 15.
Incubus #Dogman328 combined his Volatile Oil with a Gun and created a Flamethrower.
Saboteur #rtcity used his Hookshot but didn't hit anyone.
Assassin #Sapphirefear bought a Dark Wand at the magic shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear charged his wand with Steal Item.
#Dogman328 skips a turn.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
A pig fell on Saboteur #rtcity's head!
Incubus #Dogman328 ordered his Pixie to prepare the Laser spell.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 4 = 12.
Assassin #Sapphirefear didn't enter the brothel.
Incubus #Dogman328 ordered his Pixie to aim a laser backward!
* Saboteur #rtcity's Hookshot and Potion got burned!
* Assassin #Sapphirefear's Teleporter and ACME Piano got burned!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Saboteur #rtcity!
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: i have enough stds already
Saboteur #rtcity threw his Holy Hand Grenade to space 231.
Incubus #Dogman328 got knocked 18 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Incubus #Dogman328 stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur #rtcity says: whoop.
Incubus #Dogman328 used his Flamethrower and...
...Saboteur #rtcity got hit and is now on fire!
...Assassin #Sapphirefear got hit and is now on fire!
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: gah
Saboteur #rtcity ordered his Pixie to prepare the Curse of Riches spell.
Incubus #Dogman328 learned how to dodge bullets.
Saboteur #rtcity ordered his Pixie to curse Incubus #Dogman328 with the Curse of Riches!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Incubus #Dogman328!
Assassin #Sapphirefear aimed his Hookshot forward, hit Saboteur #rtcity and moved to space 210.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Saboteur #rtcity ran 2 spaces back while on fire.
Saboteur #rtcity's Space Capacitator burned in the fire.
Incubus #Dogman328 removed his curses with Holy Water. (Curse Of Riches)
Assassin #Sapphirefear ambushed Incubus #Dogman328 unsuccessfully, Incubus #Dogman328 got incapacitated.
Saboteur #rtcity left the Magic Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 4 = 13.
Assassin #Sapphirefear ran 2 spaces back while on fire.
Assassin #Sapphirefear's ACME TNT burned in the fire.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: no
Assassin #Sapphirefear pulled the lever. Nothing happened.
Assassin #Sapphirefear removed his curses with Holy Water. (No curses!)
Incubus #Dogman328 is no longer incapacitated.
#Dogman328 skips a turn.
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: shit
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: being on fire is not a curse
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Saboteur #rtcity ran 3 spaces back while on fire.
Saboteur #rtcity's Bucket burned in the fire.
Saboteur #rtcity didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear used his Dark Wand to steal Incubus #Dogman328's ACME Pogo-Stick with the Steal Item spell.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 4 = 12.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 4 + 4 = 8.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: oh nooooooo
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 4 = 12.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 11 + 4 = 15.
Assassin #Sapphirefear felt really sick because of his Gonorrhea and skips a turn.
Assassin #Sapphirefear ran 2 spaces back while on fire.
Assassin #Sapphirefear's ACME Pogo-Stick burned in the fire.
#Sapphirefear had a Roll Streak of 4! That's absolutely brilliant!
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: holy shit
Assassin #Sapphirefear starts to sprint.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Saboteur #rtcity says: x4 roll streak
Incubus #Dogman328 is gonna use his Diss Card: Ensnare.
Jukebox: Sonic Colors - Planet Wisp Act 1
Incubus #Dogman328's diss card slowed Assassin #Sapphirefear by 1 space per turn.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
#rtcity had a Roll Streak of 2!
Incubus #Dogman328 attracted Assassin #Sapphirefear with his Tractor Beam Generator, who got pulled 11 spaces back..
Incubus #Dogman328 ate his banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
Saboteur #rtcity says: har har
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: ful
Assassin #Sapphirefear knew the answer and won a Cow.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: pure guess
Incubus #Dogman328 tried to seduce Assassin #Sapphirefear but Assassin #Sapphirefear was too far away.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 5 + 8 = 13.
Assassin #Sapphirefear felt really sick because of his Gonorrhea and skips a turn.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Assassin #Sapphirefear is gonna use his gun.
Incubus #Dogman328 answered wrong and lost 1 speed.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Assassin #Sapphirefear bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Saboteur #rtcity decided it better to leave the nice ninjas alone.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 6 + 8 = 14.
Assassin #Sapphirefear got cured of Gonorrhea.
Assassin #Sapphirefear breaks out of his sprint.
Incubus #Dogman328 hypnotized Assassin #Sapphirefear!
Assassin #Sapphirefear committed suicide.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: penisi
Saboteur #rtcity says: ahahaha
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
#Dogman328 had a Roll Streak of 2!
Incubus #Dogman328 stood at a crossroads.
Incubus #Dogman328 impressed a hooker and went forward 16 spaces!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Saboteur #rtcity put a Glue Mine in his inventory.
Assassin #Sapphirefear is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
A pig fell on Incubus #Dogman328's head!
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: i will eventually kill you for this
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
A pig fell on Saboteur #rtcity's head!
Saboteur #rtcity pierced Incubus #Dogman328's chest with his Sword.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rots in peace. (2)
Incubus #Dogman328 is safely tucked underground. (1)
Saboteur #rtcity says: slash
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: noooooo
Assassin #Sapphirefear rejoined the living!
Incubus #Dogman328 likes being dead. (2)
Assassin #Sapphirefear ambushed and killed Saboteur #rtcity.
Saboteur #rtcity reincarnated as a cow.
Saboteur #rtcity ate some grass and gained 1 karma.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
Assassin #Sapphirefear stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #Sapphirefear charged his wand with Speed Boost.
Incubus #Dogman328 got injected with the force of life!
Assassin #Sapphirefear bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Saboteur #rtcity kicked the farmer and gained 1 karma.
Incubus #Dogman328 ordered his Pixie to prepare the Death spell.
Assassin #Sapphirefear starts to sprint.
Assassin #Sapphirefear used his Light Wand to cast Speed Boost on himself, increasing speed by 4 for 3 turns.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 12 = 21.
A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
Incubus #Dogman328 ordered his Pixie to murder Assassin #Sapphirefear!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #Sapphirefear!
Assassin #Sapphirefear peacefully rots away. (1)
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: your pixie is pure evil
Incubus #Dogman328 bought a Dark Wand at the magic shop.
Saboteur #rtcity says: slow
Incubus #Dogman328 charged his wand with Slow.
Saboteur #rtcity says: slow
Incubus #Dogman328 used his Dark Wand to cast Slow on Saboteur #rtcity, slowing speed by 4 for 3 turns.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 1 - 2 = 0.
Saboteur #rtcity evaded the train and gained 1 karma.
Assassin #Sapphirefear breaks out of his sprint.
Assassin #Sapphirefear likes being dead. (2)
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Saboteur #rtcity says: just for the record sapphire has 12 speed
Incubus #Dogman328 drank crazy juice!
Incubus #Dogman328 is crazy. CRAZEH!
Saboteur #rtcity says: idiot
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 4 - 2 = 2.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: speed boosts are op
Saboteur #rtcity tried to escape and gained 1 karma.
Assassin #Sapphirefear lost the speed bonus.
Assassin #Sapphirefear lives once more!
Incubus #Dogman328 says: Anyone feel like a humpy?
Assassin #Sapphirefear ordered his Pixie to prepare the Wormhole spell.
Assassin #Sapphirefear released his cow backward.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: damn it
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
#Dogman328 had a Roll Streak of 2!
Assassin #Sapphirefear is gonna use his Diss Card: Speed Exchange.
You can't use items when you've been reincarnated as an animal!
Assassin #Sapphirefear ate his banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
Assassin #Sapphirefear carelessly threw down his Banana Peel behind him.
Incubus #Dogman328 threw his Delicious Cake to space 319 but no one was near it.
Jukebox: Kid Icarus Uprising - Magnus' Theme
Incubus #Dogman328 lassoed Assassin #Sapphirefear successfully!
Lightsaber Battle!
Incubus #Dogman328 slit Assassin #Sapphirefear in half in a Lightsaber Battle!
Incubus #Dogman328 bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 5 - 2 = 3.
Saboteur #rtcity regained 4 speed.
Saboteur #rtcity is human again.
Saboteur #rtcity released his cow forward.
Assassin #Sapphirefear's cow ran over Incubus #Dogman328 and himself, who have to skip a turn.
Assassin #Sapphirefear likes being dead. (1)
#Dogman328 skips a turn.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: The ducks will reign supreme!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
Saboteur #rtcity's cow ran over Incubus #Dogman328 and Assassin #Sapphirefear, who have to skip a turn.
#rtcity had a Roll Streak of 2!
Saboteur #rtcity left the wild west.
Saboteur #rtcity says: whoops
Assassin #Sapphirefear is still dead. (2)
#Dogman328 skips a turn.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Saboteur #rtcity's cow ran over himself, who has to skip a turn.
Saboteur #rtcity left the wild west.
Assassin #Sapphirefear is back alive!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Assassin #Sapphirefear plays a bit with his Green Lightsaber.
Incubus #Dogman328 is sane again. Well... as sane as he gets.
Incubus #Dogman328 stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #Sapphirefear shot an arrow at Incubus #Dogman328, but missed.
Incubus #Dogman328 brought his Relic to the Church.
#rtcity skips a turn.
#Sapphirefear skips a turn.
Assassin #Sapphirefear shot Incubus #Dogman328 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Assassin #Sapphirefear ambushed Incubus #Dogman328 unsuccessfully, Incubus #Dogman328 got incapacitated.
Incubus #Dogman328 is no longer incapacitated.
#Dogman328 skips a turn.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: oh i will murder you
Lightsaber Battle!
Assassin #Sapphirefear slit Incubus #Dogman328 in half in a Lightsaber Battle!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Assassin #Sapphirefear's banana peel rotted away.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: murder you
Saboteur #rtcity launched himself with the catapult!
Incubus #Dogman328 says: you will regret that
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: eatit ceah
Saboteur #rtcity crashed and died.
Assassin #Sapphirefear starts to sprint.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 9 = 18.
Saboteur #rtcity says: absolutely worth it
Jukebox: Mega Man 2 - Air Man
Assassin #Sapphirefear exchanged speed with Saboteur #rtcity!
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: why did i do that
Incubus #Dogman328 doesn't realise the truth anymore.
Assassin #Sapphirefear bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Incubus #Dogman328 reincarnated as a turtle.
Incubus #Dogman328 got eaten by a Sea Eagle.
Saboteur #rtcity breaks out of his sprint.
Saboteur #rtcity's cow ran over himself, who has to skip a turn.
Saboteur #rtcity is still dead. (1)

by **Queen Kghyilda** Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:53 pm

Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 4 + 3 = 7.
Assassin #Sapphirefear was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Incubus #Dogman328 is still dead. (1)
Assassin #Sapphirefear bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Saboteur #rtcity is still dead. (2)
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
Assassin #Sapphirefear didn't enter the Pawn Shop.
Incubus #Dogman328 is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Saboteur #rtcity is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
Assassin #Sapphirefear answered wrong and died.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: shit
Incubus #Dogman328 got injected with the force of life!
#rtcity skips a turn.
Assassin #Sapphirefear reincarnated as a cow.
Assassin #Sapphirefear jumped into the watertub and gained 1 karma.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
A pig fell on Incubus #Dogman328's head!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 11 + 3 = 14.
Saboteur #rtcity stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur #rtcity has an account balance of 99 Rupees.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
Assassin #Sapphirefear mooed over spilt milk and gained 1 karma.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Incubus #Dogman328 found 8 Rupees.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 5 + 3 = 8.
Saboteur #rtcity launched himself with the catapult!
Saboteur #rtcity crashed and died.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 1 + 3 = 4.
Assassin #Sapphirefear tried to escape and gained 1 karma.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Jukebox: As I Lay Dying - Within Destruction
Incubus #Dogman328 launched himself with the catapult!
Incubus #Dogman328 landed safely thanks to his parachute.
Saboteur #rtcity is safely tucked underground. (1)
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 3 + 3 = 6.
Assassin #Sapphirefear ruminated and gained 2 karma.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Incubus #Dogman328 used his ACME Magnet and attracted:
- Assassin #Sapphirefear's Hammer
- Assassin #Sapphirefear's ACME Pogo Stick
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Incubus #Dogman328 stood at a crossroads.
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Incubus #Dogman328 entered the Academy of Adventure.
Incubus #Dogman328 subscribed to the Trivia Expertise course.
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Saboteur #rtcity likes being dead. (2)
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 1 + 3 = 4.
Assassin #Sapphirefear is human again.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Assassin #Sapphirefear failed to assassinate anyone. No targets in range.
Incubus #Dogman328 learned the Trivia Expertise feat.
Assassin #Sapphirefear shot Incubus #Dogman328 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Saboteur #rtcity rejoined the living!
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Incubus #Dogman328 used Roc's Feather and jumped forward 2 spaces.
Assassin #Sapphirefear left the Magic Shop.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 2 + 2 = 4.
Assassin #Sapphirefear is gonna use his gun.
Incubus #Dogman328 lassoed Saboteur #rtcity successfully!
Lightsaber Battle!
Incubus #Dogman328 slit Saboteur #rtcity in half in a Lightsaber Battle!
Incubus #Dogman328 did not have the courage to drink the potion.
Saboteur #rtcity is safely tucked underground. (1)
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
Incubus #Dogman328's Blue Lightsaber broke because it was out of energy.
Assassin #Sapphirefear killed Incubus #Dogman328.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: fuck
Assassin #Sapphirefear starts to sprint.
Incubus #Dogman328 is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Saboteur #rtcity is safely tucked underground. (2)
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 8 = 17.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 8 = 17.
#Sapphirefear had a Roll Streak of 2!
Assassin #Sapphirefear didn't dare enter the scary jungle.
Incubus #Dogman328 peacefully rots away. (2)
Saboteur #rtcity got injected with the force of life!
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 8 = 17.
Assassin #Sapphirefear breaks out of his sprint.
Saboteur #rtcity bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Saboteur #rtcity bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Saboteur #rtcity bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Assassin #Sapphirefear was redirected to the brothel.
Saboteur #rtcity bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Assassin #Sapphirefear got laughed at by a hooker and went back 11 spaces.
Saboteur #rtcity bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Incubus #Dogman328 is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Incubus #Dogman328 bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: awww
Saboteur #rtcity released his Explosive Sheep forward.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
Assassin #Sapphirefear hypnotized Saboteur #rtcity!
Incubus #Dogman328 ate his banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
Saboteur #rtcity stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: that was compeltely not well used
Incubus #Dogman328 used Roc's Feather and jumped forward 3 spaces.
Incubus #Dogman328 tried to jump too high and jumped 52 spaces back.
Incubus #Dogman328 says: DAMN IT
Saboteur #rtcity didn't enter the Pawn Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
#Sapphirefear had a Roll Streak of 2!
Jukebox: Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Frank West
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: FRANK WEST!
Assassin #Sapphirefear used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Future.
Assassin #Sapphirefear bought an item from Bender.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Incubus #Dogman328 walked across the beach and found a message in a bottle.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 2 + 3 = 5.
Incubus #Dogman328 succesfully smashed his Poison with his hammer and created broken glass.
Incubus #Dogman328 combined his Boots with Roc's Feather to create Pegasus Boots.
Saboteur #rtcity put a Horn in his inventory.
Saboteur #rtcity honks his Horn: HONK HONK!
Saboteur #rtcity honks his Horn: HONK HONK!
Saboteur #rtcity honks his Horn: HONK HONK!
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
Incubus #Dogman328 used his Pegasus Boots to charge 10 spaces forward.
Assassin #Sapphirefear bought a Explosive Sheep at the engineering workplace.
Saboteur #rtcity tried to jump too high and jumped 40 spaces back.
Saboteur #rtcity says: whoop
Incubus #Dogman328 says: ok
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Incubus #Dogman328 used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
Incubus #Dogman328 found a Hammer.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
Saboteur #rtcity pulled the lever, which activated a fan, blowing Saboteur #rtcity back 14 spaces!
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 6 + 3 = 9.
Assassin #Sapphirefear had no use for a teleporter.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Incubus #Dogman328 stood at a crossroads.
Incubus #Dogman328 found a Time Travel Condom.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 4 + 3 = 7.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 10 + 3 = 13.
#rtcity had a Roll Streak of 2!
Saboteur #rtcity didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
Assassin #Sapphirefear complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 10 spaces.
Assassin #Sapphirefear starts to sprint.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Incubus #Dogman328 missed Assassin #Sapphirefear, who ran 12 spaces.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 3 = 10.
Assassin #Sapphirefear couldn't shoot Incubus #Dogman328: out of range.
Saboteur #rtcity left the wild west.
Saboteur #rtcity's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 485!
Assassin #Sapphirefear got knocked 14 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 4 + 8 = 12.
Saboteur #rtcity says: boom
Assassin #Sapphirefear stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur #rtcity says: :)
Assassin #Sapphirefear insulted the ninjas and got poisoned.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 2 + 2 = 4.
Assassin #Sapphirefear is gonna drink his potion.
Incubus #Dogman328 bought a Explosive Sheep at the engineering workplace.
Incubus #Dogman328 released his Explosive Sheep forward.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 8 + 3 = 11.
Saboteur #rtcity had his speed increased by 2 thanks to Gandalf the White.
#Sapphirefear skips a turn.
Assassin #Sapphirefear's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 419!
Saboteur #rtcity got knocked 12 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 2 + 2 = 4.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
#Dogman328 had a Roll Streak of 2!
Incubus #Dogman328 entered the Academy of Adventure.
Incubus #Dogman328 subscribed to the Bounty Hunting course.
#rtcity skips a turn.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 7 + 8 = 15.
Assassin #Sapphirefear breaks out of his sprint.
Jukebox: Fallout 2 OST - Gold Slouch
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: fallout fuckrs
Assassin #Sapphirefear got infected with Slow Poison for 3 turns with -5 speed.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Incubus #Dogman328 learned the Bounty Hunting feat.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: i am poisoned in more ways than 1
Saboteur #rtcity is gonna drink his potion.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 3 + 5 = 8.
Saboteur #rtcity drank Gummiberry Juice and bounced 14 spaces forward!
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 11 - 2 = 9.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 8 - 2 = 6.
#Sapphirefear had a Roll Streak of 2!
Assassin #Sapphirefear charged his wand with Arcane Explosion.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
#Dogman328 had a Roll Streak of 2!
Incubus #Dogman328 put a teleporter in his inventory.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 6 + 5 = 11.
Saboteur #rtcity stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur #rtcity threw his Holy Hand Grenade to space 497.
Assassin #Sapphirefear got killed by a Holy Hand Grenade!
Assassin #Sapphirefear peacefully rots away. (1)
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Incubus #Dogman328 feels hungry!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 2 + 5 = 7.
Saboteur #rtcity found 5 Rupees.
Assassin #Sapphirefear likes being dead. (2)
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Incubus #Dogman328 didn't dare enter the scary jungle.
Incubus #Dogman328 used his Pegasus Boots to charge 10 spaces forward.
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 5 = 12.
Saboteur #rtcity left the wild west.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rejoined the living!
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Assassin #Sapphirefear starts to sprint.
***Pocket Balls!***
Everyone has received a Pocket Ball!
Saboteur #rtcity shot Assassin #Sapphirefear 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Saboteur #rtcity shot Assassin #Sapphirefear 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Incubus #Dogman328 learned how to dodge bullets.
Assassin #Sapphirefear shot Incubus #Dogman328 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Saboteur #rtcity shot Assassin #Sapphirefear 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Saboteur #rtcity rolled 7 + 5 = 12.
Saboteur #rtcity found a Shield.
Assassin #Sapphirefear rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
Saboteur #rtcity shot Assassin #Sapphirefear 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Incubus #Dogman328 realised the truth. 'No.'
Incubus #Dogman328 says: No
Incubus #Dogman328 rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: fuck u neo
Incubus #Dogman328's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 495!
Saboteur #rtcity got knocked 16 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Assassin #Sapphirefear got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Assassin #Sapphirefear used his Dark Wand to cast Arcane Explosion!
Incubus #Dogman328 got knocked to space 463.
Saboteur #rtcity says: GHAHAHAHAHAH]
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: merry christmas
Incubus #Dogman328 says: why the fuck doesn't it shoot backwards
Incubus #Dogman328 bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
Saboteur #rtcity says: that was an amazing rally
Incubus #Dogman328 shot himself to space 474 with his ACME Rocket and died!
Assassin #Sapphirefear got knocked 8 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Saboteur #rtcity won the game!
Incubus #Dogman328 says: very well
Incubus #Dogman328 says: that was something
Assassin #Sapphirefear says: yup
#Dogman328 has left the game!
#Sapphirefear has left the game!