boardgame log

#Jigen has joined the game!
#Vergil has joined the game!
#Kailey has joined the game!
#Jigen says: vergil who you be
#Vergil says: i am vergil
#Vergil says: son of sparda
#Jigen says: o
#Jigen says: ok
#Kailey says: did you do it on private this time jojo
#Jigen says: ya
#Jigen says: someone invite ant too
#Kailey says: ok let me go pee first before we start
#Kailey says: ok
#Kailey says: done now brb
#rtcity has joined the game!
#urfaget has joined the game!
#Kailey says: ok back
#rtcity says: hi
#Antneecb has joined the game!
#urfaget says: Okay what is this shit
#Jigen says: qwazzy qwazbourne is coming too
#Kailey says: wait hold on
#urfaget has left the game!
#Jigen says: which nigger are you
#Antneecb says: hi
#Qwazola has joined the game!
Everyone has received 12 Rupees!
Let the games begin!
#Jigen may start!
#Jigen rolled 7.
#rtcity says: agh
#Jigen says: bblah
#Kailey says: five finger death punch
Jukebox: Five Finger Death Punch - The Way Of The Fist
#Jigen gave good old Gil 2 Rupees.
#Kailey says: only one i know on this list so ya
#Kailey says: well fuck
#Vergil rolled 7.
#rtcity says: ergh
#Kailey says: cowboys
#Kailey says: saloon
#Vergil joined the cowboys! Yeehaw!
#Vergil entered the cowboy town.
#Kailey says: room upstairs
#Vergil entered the saloon.
#Jigen says: ohohoho
#Kailey says: wow homo
#Vergil did nothing with the drunk.
#Kailey rolled 10.
#Kailey rolled 3.
#Kailey rolled 9.
#Kailey had a Roll Streak of 3!
#Kailey didn't dare enter the scary jungle.
#rtcity rolled 6.
#Jigen says: everyone will refer to qwazola as qwozzy qwazbourne yes
#Kailey says: swag
#rtcity put a gun in his inventory.
#Antneecb rolled 9.
#rtcity says: no
***Pocket Balls!***
Everyone has received a Pocket Ball!
#Antneecb didn't get AIDS.
#rtcity says: faaaaaag
#Qwazola says: I'm conflicted
#Qwazola rolled 10.
#Qwazola bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
#Jigen rolled 6.
#Jigen stood at a crossroads.
#Kailey says: brothel
#Kailey says: faggot
#Kailey says: wow
#Jigen has an account balance of 9 Rupees.
#Vergil rolled 7.
#Vergil rolled 9.
#Vergil had a Roll Streak of 2!
#Vergil put a Hammer in his inventory.
#Kailey rolled 6.
#Antneecb says: who's vergil
#Kailey rolled 5.
#Kailey had a Roll Streak of 2!
#Jigen says: ninja
#Kailey put a glue mine in her inventory.
Glue Mine buried.
#Antneecb says: k
#Jigen says: qwazo
#rtcity rolled 5.
#Jigen says: la is from ROT
#Vergil says: you werent supposed to fucking tell anyone
#rtcity had his speed increased by 2 thanks to Gandalf the White.
#Antneecb rolled 7.
#Jigen says: i wasn't?
#Jigen says: oh
#Jigen says: :c
#Antneecb received a reprimand from the U.N.
#Vergil says: thats why i was under
#rtcity says: ...
#Vergil says: a diffirent name
#Kailey says: hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
#Qwazola rolled 9.
#Vergil says: i would be cunterpunter
#Jigen says: ok he isnt nnja
#Qwazola pulled the lever. Nothing happened.
#Vergil says: or niggernocker
#Jigen says: he's not ninja ok
#Jigen says: ok guise
#Vergil says: or crackersmacker
#Jigen says: this isnt ninja
#Qwazola bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
#Qwazola plays a bit with his Pocket Ball.
#Antneecb says: screw the un
#Jigen rolled 7.
#Qwazola used his Pocket Ball on nothing.
#Jigen stood at a crossroads.
#Qwazola bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
#Qwazola used his Pocket Ball on nothing again! Careful, or it'll break!
#Qwazola bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
#Antneecb is going to the Magic Shop!
#Qwazola bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
#Qwazola broke his Pocket Ball after using it on nothing repeatedly.
#Qwazola bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
#Qwazola tried to jump too high and jumped 29 spaces back.
#Kailey says: back the fuck up qwaz
#Kailey says: ahahahaahahahahahahaha
#Vergil is experiencing lag.
#Qwazola says: Im so confused
#Jigen says: kailey'll pop your shit like a nigger
#Jigen says: you'll get hte hang of it
#Qwazola says: Pfft
#Jigen says: basically
#Jigen says: like
#Kailey says: dont make me use my glue shit
#Jigen says: you just roll
#Jigen says: then do shit
#rtcity says: bang
#Vergil waited too long and has 2 chances left. (#rtcity clicked for #Vergil)
#Vergil rolled 8.
#Jigen says: and you can use invventory items
#Jigen says: to fuck everony up
Observer #niggernocker is now observing the game.
#Jigen says: *everytone
#Qwazola says: Uh alright
#Jigen says: *everonyt
#Jigen says: fcuk
#Jigen says: *evryone
#Jigen says: aaaa
It's not your turn, #rtcity. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
#Vergil waited too long and has 1 chance left. (#Kailey clicked for #Vergil)
#Kailey says: I'll fuck you up if you dont click son
#Jigen says: niggernocker do you want us to kick vergil since you observin
#Vergil can now be kicked after waiting too long! (#Kailey clicked for #Vergil)
#Vergil answered wrong and lost 1 speed.
#Kailey says: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Observer #niggernocker says: aye you
#rtcity says: hm
Observer #niggernocker says: the fuckface
#Jigen says: me?
#Kailey says: nigger
#rtcity kicked #Vergil, who was idle for 33 seconds.
#Vergil has left the game!
Observer #niggernocker says: no
#Jigen tried kicking #rtcity out of the game.
Observer #niggernocker says: the other fuckface
#Kailey rolled 3.
#rtcity says: oh
#Kailey says: shit
#Kailey says: any suggestions
#Jigen says: robocop
Jukebox: Robocop 3 - Title
#Kailey found 4 Rupees.
Observer #niggernocker says: no
#Kailey stood at a crossroads.
Observer #niggernocker says: you
Observer #niggernocker says: fuckface
#Kailey was redirected to the brothel.
Observer #niggernocker says: im talking to you
#Kailey had sex with Santa Claus in the Dark Room. Sick!
Sick #Kailey says: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#Jigen says: kailey i think he's talkin to you
Sick #Kailey says: wait do i get presents
#Antneecb says: ahahah
#Jigen says: iiii saw kailey fucking saaaanta clause
Sick #Kailey says: i kno
Observer #niggernocker says: fuckface
#rtcity rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Sick #Kailey says: wat is it
A pig fell on #rtcity's head!
Sick #Kailey says: nigger
#Antneecb says: facefuck
Sick #Kailey's Glue Mine exploded!
#Jigen got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Sick #Kailey got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
#Antneecb rolled 8.
Sick #Kailey says: woops
Observer #niggernocker says: why do you gotta be a fuckface about it
Sick #Kailey says: wasnt far away enough
#rtcity says: oh
#Antneecb bought a Dark Wand at the magic shop.
Observer #niggernocker says: GEEZ
Observer #niggernocker says: nevermind
#Antneecb charged his wand with Arcane Explosion.
#Qwazola rolled 5.
#Qwazola answered wrong and lost 4 Rupees.
#Jigen has to wait one turn.
#Kailey has to wait one turn.
#rtcity rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
#Qwazola says: fux
Sick #Kailey says: aaaaaaaaa
#rtcity didn't use the time machine.
Sick #Kailey says: hey jojo
Sick #Kailey says: we're
#Antneecb rolled 7.
Sick #Kailey says: glue buddies
Sick #Kailey says: 4lyf
#Jigen says: no
#Antneecb did nothing at the bank.
Sick #Kailey says: yes
#Antneecb loves his 5 Rupees.
#Antneecb smells his 5 Rupees.
#Antneecb smells his 5 Rupees.
#Antneecb loves his 5 Rupees.
#Antneecb has 5 Rupees.
#Antneecb smells his 5 Rupees.
#Antneecb loves his 5 Rupees.
#Qwazola rolled 10.
#Antneecb has 5 Rupees.
#Antneecb noticed a Rupee has slipped through the hole in his pocket.
#Antneecb smells his 4 Rupees.
Sick #Kailey smells her 15 Rupees.
Observer #niggernocker says: da da da dada da da da afro
Sick #Kailey says: AntxRupeesxKailey
#Jigen says: sanguine is my glue buddy
#Antneecb says: kailey no you're not allowed to have
#Antneecb says: no
#Jigen rolled 5.
Observer #niggernocker says: da da dada da da da circus
#Antneecb says: ant x rupees
#Jigen went 10 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
Sick #Kailey says: no i am get out
#Antneecb says: no kailey
Sick #Kailey rolled 5.
#Antneecb says: circus afro
#Antneecb says: circus afro
#Jigen says: >ant x rupees
#Jigen says: yellow hates you
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Diss Card: Knockback to Sick #Kailey.
#Antneecb says: no
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Banana to Sick #Kailey.
Observer #niggernocker says: ant
Observer #niggernocker says: pssy
#rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Sick #Kailey ate her banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
***Pocket Balls!***
Everyone has received a Pocket Ball!
Sick #Kailey carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
Observer #niggernocker says: psst
Observer #niggernocker says: hey ant
#rtcity didn't enter the Pawn Shop.
#Antneecb says: i wouldnt choose rupees over yellow
#Antneecb says: wat
#Antneecb rolled 3.
Sick #Kailey is gonna use her Diss Card: Knockback.
The U.N. become angry and stole #Antneecb's Dark Wand.
Observer #niggernocker says: i have yellow
#Jigen says: heeeeur we are
#Qwazola rolled 3.
#Jigen says: barorn to be kengs
#Jigen says: princes uf the onivers
Sick #Kailey says: yes
#Antneecb says: no
Observer #niggernocker says: rupees in my bank
#Qwazola impressed a hooker and went forward 16 spaces!
Sick #Kailey says: say yes or youre gay
#Jigen says: yes
#rtcity says: yes
Sick #Kailey says: wait no
#Jigen rolled 4.
Sick #Kailey says: take going in back this instant
#rtcity says: oh
#Jigen put a Hammer in his inventory.
Observer #niggernocker says: qwaz has a big dick its now canon
#rtcity says: lol
#Antneecb says: yes
Sick #Kailey rolled 7.
Sick #Kailey's diss card knocked #Jigen back 6 spaces.
#Antneecb says: dig bick
#rtcity rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
#rtcity rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
#rtcity had a Roll Streak of 2!
#rtcity didn't enter the Engineering Workplace.
Observer #niggernocker says: i lost my slave
#Antneecb rolled 4.
Sick #Kailey says: rt back the fuck up
#Antneecb rolled 5.
#rtcity says: ohhhhhhhhhh
#Antneecb had a Roll Streak of 2!
#Antneecb used the time machine...
Observer #niggernocker says: can someone help me
...and ended up in the Future.
Sick #Kailey says: before i smack you the fuck up
Sick #Kailey says: no ninja
Observer #niggernocker says: he ran into that crowd of other slaves
Sick #Kailey says: no one can
#Jigen says: lkure him back with chiggin
#Qwazola rolled 6.
#Qwazola stood at a crossroads.
Observer #niggernocker says: but he is white
Observer #niggernocker says: a have a white slave
Sick #Kailey says: qwaz back the fuck up
#Jigen says: then uh
#Jigen says: hm
#Jigen rolled 2.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
#Qwazola says: no bitch nigga
Sick #Kailey is gonna use her Diss Card: Death.
#Jigen used his Flamethrower and...
...#Antneecb got hit and is now on fire!
...#Qwazola got hit and is now on fire!
#Antneecb says: nyeh
#Jigen found 5 Rupees.
#Jigen stood at a crossroads.
Sick #Kailey used her Flamethrower and...
...#Antneecb got hit by fire again!
...#Qwazola got hit by fire again!
Observer #niggernocker says: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NYEH
Observer #niggernocker says: WWEH
#Jigen found a sword in the ninja temple.
Observer #niggernocker says: WWEH
#Antneecb says: NYEH
Sick #Kailey rolled 9.
Observer #niggernocker says: BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET
Sick #Kailey's diss card killed #Antneecb.
Observer #niggernocker says: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
#rtcity rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
#Jigen says: nooo stupid octopimp jokes
#rtcity didn't enter a tube.
Observer #niggernocker says: RAPE IS FUNNY GUYS
#Antneecb says: fuck i was gonna make kailey kill herself
#Antneecb's Banana burned in the fire.
#Antneecb is still dead. (1)
#Qwazola rolled 4.
#Qwazola ran 3 spaces back while on fire.
#Qwazola's Parachute burned in the fire.
Observer #niggernocker says: NOT YOUR BANANA
Observer #niggernocker says: OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
#Qwazola put a gun in his inventory.
#Jigen rolled 8.
#Jigen mutilated #Antneecb's dead body with his Sword.
#Jigen launched himself with the catapult!
#rtcity hypnotized #Jigen!
Sick #Kailey says: it was a hard choice
#Jigen crashed and died.
Sick #Kailey says: deciding to kill either ant
Sick #Kailey says: or jojo
Sick #Kailey rolled 6.
Sick #Kailey rolled 6.
#Kailey had a Roll Streak of 2!
#Antneecb clicked fast and won Spam!
Sick #Kailey went 13 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
#Jigen says: i always fling myself out of thesees
#rtcity rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
#rtcity didn't enter the ACME Shop.
#Antneecb's Diss Card: Ensnare burned in the fire.
#Antneecb is safely tucked underground. (2)
#Qwazola is gonna use his gun.
Observer #niggernocker says: GUYS GUYS
#Qwazola rolled 8.
Observer #niggernocker says: TELL ME
#Qwazola ran 2 spaces back while on fire.
#Qwazola's Hammer burned in the fire.
Observer #niggernocker says: WHY OP
Observer #niggernocker says: IS A FAGGOT
#Antneecb says: why cant buckets apply to humans again
#Jigen says: because
#Qwazola missed Sick #Kailey, who ran 10 spaces.
#Jigen says: in troll culture
#Jigen says: like
#Jigen says: drones use buckets
Sick #Kailey says: pails
Sick #Kailey says: faggot
#Jigen says: to gain the substances
#Jigen says: n shit
#Jigen says: n mix em
#Antneecb says: who cares buckets pails same thing
#Jigen says: n humans cant let out that shit
Sick #Kailey says: better pick a good song
#Jigen is safely tucked underground. (1)
Sick #Kailey says: nigger
Sick #Kailey says: wait nvm
Sick #Kailey says: HEHEHE
#Antneecb says: furfag
Sick #Kailey rolled 9.
Observer #niggernocker says: ahahah
Jukebox: Spongebob Squarepants - Striped Green Sweater
Observer #niggernocker says: spangpabs
#Jigen says: the best time to wear a striped sweater
#Jigen says: is all the time
#Jigen says: one with a collar
#rtcity rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
#Jigen says: turtle neck
#Jigen says: that's the kind
#rtcity didn't use the catapult.
#Antneecb's Tractor Beam Generator burned in the fire.
#Antneecb lives once more!
#Qwazola rolled 9.
#Qwazola ran 3 spaces back while on fire.
#Qwazola's Signal Jammer burned in the fire.
Sick #Kailey says: yay
#Qwazola launched himself with the catapult!
#Qwazola crashed and died.
#Jigen says: i suicididally flung myself before it was cool
#Antneecb says: no
#Jigen says: unf
Observer #niggernocker says: the best time to be a striped nigger
#Jigen is safely tucked underground. (2)
Observer #niggernocker says: is all the time
#Qwazola says: Why did I do that
Observer #niggernocker says: one with a collar
Sick #Kailey rolled 9.
Sick #Kailey's banana peel rotted away.
Observer #niggernocker says: thats the kind
#rtcity says: ant sucks
#Jigen says: one with a chained collar
Jukebox: Sum 41 - We're All To Blame
#Antneecb says: no really
Sick #Kailey bought a Time-Travel Condom at the engineering workplace.
#Jigen says: spikes and worn
#Jigen says: that's the kind
#rtcity rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Sick #Kailey says: woot woot
#rtcity didn't enter the Engineering Workplace.
#Antneecb rolled 6.
#Antneecb rolled 7.
#Antneecb ran 3 spaces back while on fire.
#Antneecb's Spam burned in the fire.
#Antneecb had a Roll Streak of 2!
A pig fell on #Antneecb's head!
#Antneecb caught a Pig with his Pocket Ball!
#Qwazola's Cow burned in the fire.
#Qwazola likes being dead. (1)
#Antneecb says: noooo my spam
#Jigen is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Sick #Kailey rolled 5.
Sick #Kailey went 23 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the White.
#rtcity says: spam spam spam spam spam spam
Sick #Kailey is going to drink her Liquid Luck.
#rtcity rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
#Antneecb says: spam
#Jigen is gonna use his Diss Card: Ensnare.
The U.N. stole #rtcity's Gun and aimed the Atom Bomb at him.
#Antneecb rolled 9.
#Antneecb went 9 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
#Qwazola rots in peace. (2)
#Jigen rolled 7.
#Antneecb says: kailey im gonna wreck your shit
#Jigen's diss card slowed #rtcity by 1 spaces per turn.
Sick #Kailey rolled 10.
#Jigen says: suck my dick rt shitty
Sick #Kailey found a Rocket because of her Liquid Luck.
#rtcity says: pft
#rtcity rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
#rtcity decided it better to leave the nice ninjas alone.
#Jigen says: you'd enjoy that too
#Antneecb rolled 7.
#Jigen is going to the Bank!
#Antneecb got dragged forward 9 spaces by a wave.
#Jigen says: i'm going to rob the bank
#Qwazola lives once more!
#Jigen rolled 10.
#Antneecb says: good 4 u
#Jigen says: how rob bank
#Jigen says: how
#Antneecb says: idk
Sick #Kailey says: you have to have a gun
#Jigen says: balaclava says i no longer need one
#Jigen has an account balance of 8 Rupees.
#Antneecb says: no
#Antneecb says: you need one
Sick #Kailey says: you still have to have one
#Antneecb says: it just doesnt use it up
Sick #Kailey says: you just dont have to use it
#Jigen says: o
Sick #Kailey rolled 7.
Sick #Kailey rolled 7.
#Kailey had a Roll Streak of 2!
Sick #Kailey had sex with Mel Gibson in the Dark Room. Such a Seductress!
#Jigen says: well tits
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: score
#rtcity says: pft
Observer #niggernocker says: mel fibson
#rtcity rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Observer #niggernocker says: kailey
Observer #niggernocker says: kailey
Observer #niggernocker says: KAILEY
#rtcity put a teleporter in his inventory.
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: ya
#Jigen says: still got some jingle bell up your vagina so it doesnt count
#Antneecb says: would it be possible to invent a bucket that can apply to humans
Observer #niggernocker says: its JUST mel gibson
#Antneecb rolled 8.
#Jigen says: no, ant
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: better pick good music
#Jigen says: now shut up
#Antneecb says: god dammit
#rtcity says: 1
#Jigen says: brawl or rupee
#rtcity says: 1
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: Super smash bros or snow patrol
Jukebox: Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Ashley's Theme English
#rtcity says: :u
#Qwazola rolled 9.
#Qwazola rolled 6.
#Qwazola had a Roll Streak of 2!
#Qwazola found a Mining Pick.
#Qwazola stood at a crossroads.
Observer #niggernocker says: i liked ashley in wario ware
#Qwazola entered the deadly pyramid.
#Jigen says: oh i remember this song
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: die faggot
#Qwazola found the Treasure of the Pharaoh!
#Antneecb says: you die
Observer #niggernocker says: her boss minigame was hard when you got to 40
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: die faggot
#Jigen says: its near impossible to escape alive from pyramid
#Qwazola died in the Pyramid.
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#Jigen rolled 8.
#rtcity says: aw
#Jigen stood at a crossroads.
#Jigen bought a Hand Grenade at the engineering workplace.
Observer #niggernocker says: OH NO NOT AGAIN
Seductress Sick #Kailey rolled 8.
#Jigen says: YES AGAIN
Seductress Sick #Kailey got infected with Chlamydia.
ZAP! Sexual time travel, baby!
Seductress Sick #Kailey removed her STDs with her Time Travel Condom. (Chlamydia)
#Jigen says: I WILL BURN YOU ALL WITH A GRENADE
#Jigen says: ALALALALALALALLALALALAL
#rtcity says: kh
#Antneecb says: AHAHAHAH
#rtcity rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
#rtcity pulled the lever, which activated a fan, blowing #Qwazola back 14 spaces!
#rtcity says: oh
#Antneecb rolled 10.
#rtcity says: lol
#Antneecb got infected with AIDS.
You Have AIDS
Observer #niggernocker says: guys
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: haahahahahahaha ants fucked
Observer #niggernocker says: guys
#Qwazola peacefully rots away. (1)
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
#Antneecb says: aw fuck
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: HAHAHHKJAHSJKDH
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: ant has aids
#rtcity says: ohhhhhhhhh
#Jigen threw his Hand Grenade to space 102.
#Jigen got knocked 5 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
#Antneecb got killed by a Hand Grenade!
#Antneecb died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
#Qwazola got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
#Jigen rolled 11.
#Jigen died.
#rtcity says: again
#Antneecb says: ow fuck
#Jigen says: wait
#Jigen says: what?
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: wow faggots lol
#rtcity says: wow what
Seductress Sick #Kailey rolled 10.
#Antneecb says: you suicide bombed
Seductress Sick #Kailey was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Observer #niggernocker says: everyone dies : the videogame
#Antneecb says: dumbass
#rtcity says: oh man
#rtcity rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
#Antneecb says: HOMESTUCK
#Jigen says: i was murdered with a banan
#rtcity rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
#Jigen says: what
#rtcity had a Roll Streak of 2!
#rtcity found 4 Rupees.
#rtcity stood at a crossroads.
Observer #niggernocker says: no
Observer #niggernocker says: fuck off ant
Observer #niggernocker says: bad choiceof words
Observer #niggernocker says: bad
Observer #niggernocker says: shame on you
#rtcity has an account balance of 10 Rupees.
#Antneecb is still dead. (1)
#Qwazola rots in peace. (2)
Observer #niggernocker says: fuck yourself in the ass with a cats eye
#Jigen reincarnated as a cow.
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: hahahahah dead faggots
#Jigen drank some milk and gained 2 karma.
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: HAAHAHHAHAHA JOJO IS A COW
#Jigen says: moo fucker
Seductress Sick #Kailey rolled 8.
#Jigen says: MOO
Seductress Sick #Kailey gave good old Gil 2 Rupees.
#Jigen says: MOO I'LL EAT YOUR FLESH
#Jigen says: RARWARWARW
#rtcity rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
#rtcity was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
#Antneecb likes being dead. (2)
Observer #niggernocker says: i got the moo's like moo jagger
#Qwazola is alive! ALIIIIVE!
#Jigen has to wait one turn.
Seductress Sick #Kailey rolled 7.
#rtcity says: you guys are really unlucky
#Jigen says: moos like jagger
Observer #niggernocker says: you are a faggot
#Jigen says: moo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoos mooohooos like jagger
Seductress Sick #Kailey killed #Jigen.
#Jigen says: fuck
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: heehehehehheehhehheehe
#Jigen says: thought i was out of range
#rtcity says: oh
#rtcity rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
#rtcity was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
#Antneecb rejoined the living!
#Qwazola has to wait one turn.
Observer #niggernocker says: what if
#Jigen is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Observer #niggernocker says: ashley
#Jigen says: damn you ashley
Observer #niggernocker says: isnt the coolest girl we will ever meet
Seductress Sick #Kailey rolled 8.
#Jigen says: you murdered me with a banan
#rtcity says: so far you three have been incredibly unlucky
Jukebox: Papa Roach - Scars
#Jigen says: ant and qwaz
#Jigen says: let's kick kailey's ass
#Antneecb hypnotized Seductress Sick #Kailey!
Seductress Sick #Kailey committed suicide.
#Antneecb says: AHAHAHAHAHA
#Jigen says: AHAHAHAHA
#rtcity says: oh
#Jigen says: nice ant
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: ant I'll rape you
#Qwazola says: Okay I guess
#rtcity says: hahahahahah
#rtcity rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: you forget
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: i have
#Jigen says: WHo'S BEEN UNLUCKY NOW
#Jigen says: BITCH
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: quite a few other things
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: in my inventory
#Jigen says: yes things that i will cut you
#Qwazola answered wrong and died.
#Jigen says: I WILL CUT YOU
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: come the fuck at me jojo you cunt
Observer #niggernocker says: if i send kailey that picture of a cats head smashed open
#Antneecb rolled 3.
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: it will take forever though
#Jigen says: k bitch
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: because
#Antneecb didn't buy a coffee at Starbucks.
Observer #niggernocker says: she wouldnt epect it
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: youre so behind
#rtcity says: did qwa just die again
#Qwazola reincarnated as a cow.
Observer #niggernocker says: right kailey
#Qwazola drank some milk and gained 2 karma.
#Jigen says: yes he did
#Jigen likes being dead. (2)
Seductress Sick #Kailey is still dead. (1)
#rtcity rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: me and jojo death buddies
#rtcity left the wild west.
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: 4lyf
#Antneecb rolled 6.
#Antneecb complied with the U.N.'s demands and went back 15 spaces.
#Jigen says: no me and qwaz are death buddies
#Antneecb says: fuck i didnt mean to click that
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: hes alive
#Qwazola says: I'm alive though
Seductress Sick #Kailey says: faggot
#Qwazola rolled 6.
#Jigen says: for now
#Qwazola evaded the train and gained 1 karma.
#Jigen says: stay ion tracj
#Jigen says: they're indians
#rtcity says: oh
#Jigen got resurrected!
#rtcity says: lol
#Jigen says: literally
#Jigen says: they don't hit you with the train
Seductress Sick #Kailey rots in peace. (2)
#rtcity rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
#rtcity decided it better to leave the nice ninjas alone.
#Jigen says: they lie find you sacred or shit
#Jigen says: *like
#Antneecb rolled 7.
#Antneecb used the time machine...
#Jigen broke his Hammer.
...and ended up in the Prehistory!
#rtcity says: hi kailey
Papa Smurf has altered the time line!
Papa Smurf says: fuk
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 3.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: snuggles
Adolf says: how are you
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: i like it
Vladimir The Terrible tried to escape and gained 1 karma.
Scott Tenorman says: SICK SNUGGLES
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: seductress sick snuggles
Adolf says: pft
Scott Tenorman says: i'm scott tenorman
Scott Tenorman says: suck it
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: gtfo rt
Scott Tenorman says: i sound like some actor
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: u smell
Papa Smurf says: im papa smurf
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: i have the best name
Scott Tenorman says: like some guy from avengers that was too sexy
Scott Tenorman says: to be in avengers
Scott Tenorman rolled 5.
Adolf says: my name is wolf
Scott Tenorman put a Hammer in his inventory.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: come here papa ;)
Seductress Sick Snuggles lives once more!
Adolf rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Scott Tenorman says: >RTC is hitler
Scott Tenorman says: my man
Papa Smurf says: ZELDA
Papa Smurf says: ZELDA
Scott Tenorman says: my man
Papa Smurf says: ZELDA
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: legend of zelda
Jukebox: The Legend Of Zelda - Gerudo Valley
Scott Tenorman says: ADLEZ
Adolf didn't enter a tube.
Papa Smurf rolled 10.
Papa Smurf launched himself with the catapult!
Papa Smurf crashed and got knocked unconscious.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: wow faggot
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 3.
Vladimir The Terrible is human again.
Papa Smurf says: ha didnt kill me
Scott Tenorman rolled 7.
Scott Tenorman has become more agile and gains 1 speed.
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 3.
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 7.
Snuggles had a Roll Streak of 2!
Seductress Sick Snuggles put a glue mine in her inventory.
Adolf rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Adolf put a Hammer in his inventory.
Papa Smurf is no longer incapacitated.
Papa Smurf has to skip a turn.
Papa Smurf used his Pocket Ball and sent a pig after Seductress Sick Snuggles.
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 7.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: snuggles
Scott Tenorman says: qwazzy is russian npw
Vladimir The Terrible says: hmmm
Papa Smurf says: adolf
Scott Tenorman says: qwazzy for czar
Observer #niggernocker says: YOU FAGGOTS
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: snuggles fits me
Papa Smurf says: adolf hitler
Observer #niggernocker says: MADE ME PAUSE
Observer #niggernocker says: MY MUSICS
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: its my nickname for the week
Vladimir The Terrible was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Papa Smurf says: rtc hates jews
Scott Tenorman says: who doesnt
Scott Tenorman rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Scott Tenorman says: fuck the automatic monster wouldve been good
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: hanson lolololo
Adolf says: anything
Jukebox: Hanson - Mmmbop
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: lolololo
Scott Tenorman got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: >:3
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 5.
A pig fell on Seductress Sick Snuggles's head!
Seductress Sick Snuggles caught a Pig with her Pocket Ball!
Adolf rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Scott Tenorman says: ant
Adolf didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Scott Tenorman says: team up with me and qwaz
Seductress Sick Snuggles used her Pocket Ball and sent a pig after Papa Smurf.
Papa Smurf rolled 11.
A pig fell on Papa Smurf's head!
Papa Smurf caught a Pig with his Pocket Ball!
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 4.
Papa Smurf used his Pocket Ball and sent a pig after Seductress Sick Snuggles.
Scott Tenorman says: we will be the INFALLIBLE TEAM DAI GURREN
Scott Tenorman says: yes, it was
Vladimir The Terrible knew the answer and received 4 Rupees.
Papa Smurf says: row row
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: hey anyones ears hurting yet
Scott Tenorman says: wait no i shouldn't lie if we work together
Papa Smurf says: fight the power
Scott Tenorman says: my bad
Scott Tenorman rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Papa Smurf says: no i cant hear the god damned song
Seductress Sick Snuggles aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Adolf and moved to space 208.
Scott Tenorman answered wrong and moved back 8 spaces.
Papa Smurf says: a bomb exploded
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 9.
Glue Mine buried.
Scott Tenorman says: couldnt google fast enough
A pig fell on Seductress Sick Snuggles's head!
Seductress Sick Snuggles caught a Pig with her Pocket Ball!
Adolf rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Adolf rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Adolf had a Roll Streak of 2!
Adolf was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Scott Tenorman says: KILL HER RTC
Papa Smurf loves his 4 Rupees.
Scott Tenorman says: KILL HER
Seductress Sick Snuggles aimed her Hookshot forward, hit Adolf and moved to space 225.
Scott Tenorman says: DO IT FOR UUUUS
Papa Smurf rolled 3.
Scott Tenorman says: KILL THE TITBITCH
Papa Smurf went 14 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 3.
A pig fell on Vladimir The Terrible's head!
Papa Smurf says: KILL HER
Scott Tenorman rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
Scott Tenorman walked across the beach and found a message in a bottle.
Observer #niggernocker says: i declare whoever the fuck snuggles is
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 8.
The dead received 10 rupees.
The Bright Side Of Life
Scott Tenorman says: kailey is snuggles
Adolf rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Seductress Sick Snuggles's Glue Mine exploded!
Observer #niggernocker says: a fuckface
Observer #niggernocker says: oh
Adolf let the lolrus keep his bucket.
Observer #niggernocker says: how lucky
Papa Smurf says: kailey is snuggles
Papa Smurf rolled 7.
Papa Smurf bought a Time-Travel Condom at the engineering workplace.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: i have the best nickname
Scott Tenorman says: hitler let a walrus keep his bucket
Papa Smurf says: just in case
Scott Tenorman says: that's going in my quotebook which i dont have
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 11.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: everyone call me snuggles
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: from now on
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: or ill cut you
Scott Tenorman says: no kailey
Vladimir The Terrible bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
Scott Tenorman rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Scott Tenorman says: hurmn
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: yes
Vladimir The Terrible says: Do it
Scott Tenorman entered the deadly pyramid.
Adolf says: sargent snuggles
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: refer to me as snuggles
Scott Tenorman died in the Pyramid.
Scott Tenorman says: fuck
Vladimir The Terrible says: That was fast
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 8.
Scott Tenorman says: indeed
Jukebox: Vocaloid - What's COLOR?
Seductress Sick Snuggles didn't dare enter the scary jungle.
Adolf rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Papa Smurf says: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Adolf put a glue mine in his inventory.
Scott Tenorman says: hey RTC
Papa Smurf rolled 9.
Observer #niggernocker says: so i heard
Scott Tenorman says: get back here and cut kailey
Papa Smurf joined the indians!
Observer #niggernocker says: this music
Papa Smurf entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
Adolf says: ye
Observer #niggernocker says: and muted
Papa Smurf didn't have enough money for the Slot Machine.
Scott Tenorman says: cut kailey ok
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 6.
Vladimir The Terrible followed his running nose 11 spaces forward.
Scott Tenorman says: do it NOT FOR HOOOONOOOR
Scott Tenorman says: BUUUT FOOR YOUUU
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: gabey isnt kawaii desu
Scott Tenorman says: IIIM STIIILL
Scott Tenorman says: IN A DREEAAAM
Scott Tenorman says: SNAAAKE
Scott Tenorman says: EAAAAATER
Scott Tenorman reincarnated as a dog.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: shut up jojo no one likes you
Scott Tenorman pushed one of his siblings away and gained 2 karma.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: you were an accident
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 7.
Scott Tenorman says: oh excuse you
Scott Tenorman says: PRoTOMEN TIME
Seductress Sick Snuggles put a glue mine in her inventory.
Papa Smurf says: shut up kailey
Adolf rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Papa Smurf says: furfag
Adolf rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Adolf had a Roll Streak of 2!
Adolf put a Horn in his inventory.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: make me
Scott Tenorman says: THE CITY'S SLEEPING LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG
Glue Mine buried.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: oh wait youre too far away
Papa Smurf says: HoNk
Papa Smurf rolled 7.
A pig fell on Papa Smurf's head!
Papa Smurf caught a Pig with his Pocket Ball!
Scott Tenorman says: MACHINES CAN KEEP YOU BREATHING BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A NEW WAR'S BEGUN
Scott Tenorman says: FLIP A SWITCH AND TURN IT OFF
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 5.
Vladimir The Terrible put a Hammer in his inventory.
Scott Tenorman says: YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATH
Scott Tenorman says: SO ETIHER WAY YOU'RE A CAAASUAAAALTY
Papa Smurf used his Pocket Ball and sent a pig after Seductress Sick Snuggles.
Scott Tenorman says: DANANANANA
Scott Tenorman rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
Scott Tenorman tried to catch the squirrel and gained 1 karma.
Adolf says: TROGDOOOOOOOOOOR
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 3.
Scott Tenorman says: LLLLIGHT UP THE NIGHT
A pig fell on Seductress Sick Snuggles's head!
Scott Tenorman says: THERE'S A CITY
Scott Tenorman says: THAT THIS DARKNESS
Seductress Sick Snuggles released a pig from her Pocket Ball.
Scott Tenorman says: CAN'T HIDE
Seductress Sick Snuggles caught a Pig with her Pocket Ball!
Scott Tenorman says: THERE ARE THE EMBERS
Adolf rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Adolf didn't use the time machine.
Scott Tenorman says: OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT
Papa Smurf rolled 4.
Scott Tenorman says: BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THE HEAT ON MY SKIN
Dark Blade Of Fire stole Papa Smurf's Balaclava.
Moobeard
Scott Tenorman says: AND THIS MESS WE'RE IN
Scott Tenorman says: YOU AND I
Scott Tenorman says: WE CAN LIGHT UP THE NIIIIIIIIGHT
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 5.
Vladimir The Terrible found a Mining Pick.
Scott Tenorman says: LIGHT UP THE NIIIIGHT
Vladimir The Terrible stood at a crossroads.
Scott Tenorman says: THERE'S A CITY THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE
Vladimir The Terrible found a Banana.
Seductress Sick Snuggles used her Hookshot but didn't hit anyone.
Scott Tenorman rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
Scott Tenorman ran after the firetruck and gained 2 karma.
Glue Mine buried.
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 7.
Seductress Sick Snuggles put a teleporter in her inventory.
Adolf rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Adolf's diss card slowed Seductress Sick Snuggles by 1 spaces per turn.
Teleportation device locked on target.
Papa Smurf rolled 3.
Adolf's Glue Mine exploded!
Seductress Sick Snuggles got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Papa Smurf pulled the lever, which activated a fan, blowing Scott Tenorman back 14 spaces!
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 7.
Adolf says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scott Tenorman rolled 1 + 1 = 2.
Scott Tenorman is human again.
Snuggles has to wait one turn.
Adolf rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Adolf didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Papa Smurf rolled 12.
Adolf says: direct hit
Scott Tenorman says: ru[ee
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: rupee
Adolf says: rupee
Scott Tenorman says: or friend zone, that song defines kailey
Adolf says: late
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: limp bizkit
Papa Smurf says: no
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: ya
Papa Smurf says: no
Adolf says: 5
Jukebox: Hammerfall - Hearts On Fire
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: this one sounds ok nvm
Scott Tenorman says: go smurfag
Papa Smurf says: fuk
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 6.
Vladimir The Terrible got infected with Syphilis.
Scott Tenorman rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Scott Tenorman found a ticking bomb...
Adolf says: oh
...and threw it to Seductress Sick Snuggles...
...and threw it to Adolf...
...and threw it to Seductress Sick Snuggles...
Seductress Sick Snuggles got knocked 50 spaces back.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: wow fuck
Adolf says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Adolf says: glorious
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: suicide time
Scott Tenorman says: welcome back SNUGGLES
Scott Tenorman says: ANT KILL HER
Seductress Sick Snuggles shot herself to space 206 with her ACME Rocket and died!
Seductress Sick Snuggles got killed by a Rocket!
Papa Smurf got killed by a Rocket!
Seductress Sick Snuggles is safely tucked underground. (1)
Observer #niggernocker says: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1340845617863.jpg
Papa Smurf says: fucking dammit
Adolf rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: took ant with me
Observer #niggernocker says: wait shit
Adolf received a Balaclava.
Observer #niggernocker says: no
Observer #niggernocker says: fuck
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: brb need to piss
Papa Smurf is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Observer #niggernocker says: piss on yourself
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 8.
Observer #niggernocker says: no piss on ant
Vladimir The Terrible feels good.
Scott Tenorman rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Scott Tenorman rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Scott Tenorman had a Roll Streak of 2!
Scott Tenorman bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Scott Tenorman bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Scott Tenorman bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Scott Tenorman bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Seductress Sick Snuggles likes being dead. (2)
Scott Tenorman says: let's gooo vladdeh
Adolf rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Adolf put a potion in his inventory.
Scott Tenorman says: vladzola
Papa Smurf likes being dead. (2)
Scott Tenorman says: ooh that's your new name
Scott Tenorman says: vladzola
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 6.
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 10.
Scott Tenorman says: or qwadimir
Vladimir The Terrible found a Magic Star.
Vladimir The Terrible had a Roll Streak of 2!
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: i still really like snuggles
Scott Tenorman says: qwadimir vladzola
Scott Tenorman rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Scott Tenorman watched Jane take a shower.
Vladimir The Terrible says: Yeah man sounds neat
Scott Tenorman bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Seductress Sick Snuggles is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Adolf rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Scott Tenorman says: jigenorman
Adolf went 11 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
Papa Smurf rejoined the living!
Scott Tenorman says: rtadolf
Scott Tenorman says: papantneecb
Papa Smurf couldn't shoot Seductress Sick Snuggles: too close.
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 4.
Scott Tenorman says: use the hammer
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: move bitch omg
Scott Tenorman says: TWIWY
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: do it
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: do it do it do it
Scott Tenorman says: TWOWYYYY
Scott Tenorman says: TWIWY
Scott Tenorman says: the world ends with you
Vladimir The Terrible says: uuuh
Observer #niggernocker says: rhyhtm heav y
Observer #niggernocker says: pols
Observer #niggernocker says: PLS
Jukebox: The World Ends With You - Three Minutes Clapping
Papa Smurf says: i dont have a goddamn hammer
Adolf says: YES
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: wow faggot
Scott Tenorman says: yes good
Observer #niggernocker says: qq
Vladimir The Terrible knew the answer and received 5 Rupees.
Scott Tenorman says: look up the awnser on googel
Scott Tenorman rolled 6.
Scott Tenorman got moved back 12 spaces by some ninjas.
Papa Smurf says: wow furfaggor
Seductress Sick Snuggles rolled 9 - 1 = 8.
Scott Tenorman bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Seductress Sick Snuggles found a Relic.
Scott Tenorman pierced Vladimir The Terrible's chest with his Sword.
Papa Smurf says: furfaggot
Adolf rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
A pig fell on Adolf's head!
Seductress Sick Snuggles is going to the Church!
Papa Smurf shot an arrow at Seductress Sick Snuggles, but missed.
Scott Tenorman says: nothing personal
Papa Smurf rolled 7.
Papa Smurf stood at a crossroads.
Papa Smurf found a Banana.
Papa Smurf ate his banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
Vladimir The Terrible is still dead. (1)
Scott Tenorman says: i just like cutting bitches
Scott Tenorman rolled 5.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Papa Smurf carelessly threw down his Banana Peel behind him.
Seductress Sick Snuggles got hit by Papa Smurf's Banana Peel and has to skip a turn.
Vladimir The Terrible says: I died?
Papa Smurf set his Phaser to Kill.
Seductress Sick Snuggles can't wait to hit something with her Hammer.
Scott Tenorman shot Papa Smurf 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Scott Tenorman says: so zetta slow
TNT placed.
Papa Smurf shot his Phaser at Seductress Sick Snuggles. Seductress Sick Snuggles got hit and fell to the ground... dead.
Scott Tenorman found a Mining Pick.
Scott Tenorman stood at a crossroads.
Adolf set his Phaser to Stun.
Papa Smurf says: H3H3H3
Papa Smurf says: WH4T NOW??
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: gonna regret that
Scott Tenorman says: H3
Scott Tenorman says: H3
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: in a sec
Scott Tenorman says: h3
Scott Tenorman bought a Dark Wand at the magic shop.
Scott Tenorman got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.
Seductress Sick Snuggles peacefully rots away. (1)
Scott Tenorman charged his Dark Wand with Deny!
Papa Smurf set his Phaser to Tickle.
Adolf rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Papa Smurf set his Phaser to Tickle.
Scott Tenorman says: hahahahah
Seductress Sick Snuggles knew the answer and gained 2 speed.
Observer #niggernocker says: i just saw a photoshop of a guy with eight cocks in his face
Papa Smurf rolled 8.
Papa Smurf followed his running nose 11 spaces forward.
Observer #niggernocker says: it was hilarious
Adolf says: oh
Vladimir The Terrible peacefully rots away. (2)
Scott Tenorman rolled 6.
Papa Smurf caught a Sheep with his Pocket Ball!
Seductress Sick Snuggles is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Adolf rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Adolf didn't use the time machine.
Papa Smurf rolled 4.
Papa Smurf says: wat u want
Adolf says: rupee
Scott Tenorman says: anything
Papa Smurf says: no rupees dumnass
Adolf says: anything
Scott Tenorman says: racoons are cool do raccoon
Adolf says: mn
Papa Smurf waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Seductress Sick Snuggles clicked for Papa Smurf)
Jukebox: New Riot - Riot.Sleep.Repeat
Papa Smurf had a drink with the ship's captain!
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: picked at random
Papa Smurf drank Gummiberry Juice and bounced 14 spaces forward!
Vladimir The Terrible rejoined the living!
Scott Tenorman shot an arrow up Seductress Sick Snuggles's dead butt!
Papa Smurf lost his Mining Pick.
Scott Tenorman rolled 9.
Scott Tenorman went 19 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the White.
Seductress Sick Snuggles got resurrected!
Seductress Sick Snuggles's TNT exploded!
Seductress Sick Snuggles got killed by TNT!
Seductress Sick Snuggles says: suicide
Papa Smurf says: AAHHAHAHAHAH
Papa Smurf says: AAHAHHA
Papa Smurf says: AHAHAHA
Adolf says: oh
Adolf rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Scott Tenorman shot Papa Smurf 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Adolf pulled the lever, which activated a fan, blowing Adolf back 14 spaces!
Scott Tenorman shot Papa Smurf 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Scott Tenorman shot an arrow at Papa Smurf, but missed.
Papa Smurf rolled 8.
Papa Smurf stood at a crossroads.
Papa Smurf found a Time Travel Condom.
Scott Tenorman is gonna use his Improbability Device.
Vladimir The Terrible rolled 11.
Vladimir The Terrible used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Prehistory!
Papa Smurf has altered the time line!
Hairy Harry says: hairy harry?
Hairy Harry says: SNUGGLY BOOBERELLA
Seductress Sick Booberella says: booberella
Hairy Harry rolled 5.
Hairy Harry used his Improbability Device and feels hungry!
Willy Wonka says: booberella
Seductress Sick Booberella likes being dead. (1)
Scrooge says: Adolf Scrooge
Scrooge rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Hairy Harry says: UNCLE SCROOGE IS HITLER
Scrooge decided it better to leave the nice ninjas alone.
Willy Wonka says: adolf hitler
Willy Wonka rolled 6.
Willy Wonka found the Super Awesome Gun!
Hairy Harry says: kailey
Hairy Harry says: kailey
Hairy Harry says: kailey
Seductress Sick Booberella says: come at me
Seductress Sick Booberella says: faggot
Willy Wonka says: fuck i want to shoot kailey but shes dead
Hairy Harry says: do it
Hairy Harry says: fuck
Seductress Sick Booberella says: come the fuck at me
Hairy Harry says: um go for RTC
Hairy Harry says: go at RTC i guess
Seductress Sick Booberella says: come the fcuk at me
Hairy Harry says: OR nobody
Willy Wonka GOT RICK ROLLED!
Rick Roll
It's not your turn, Scrooge. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Hairy Harry says: so when kailey is alive you can shoot her
Seductress Sick Booberella says: come the fuck at me
Hairy Harry says: oh fuck
Willy Wonka says: fuck
Seductress Sick Booberella says: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Scrooge says: hah
Hairy Harry says: WHO VOTES WE ALL KILL KAILEY
Papa Smurf rolled 9.
Scrooge says: i
Papa Smurf joined the cowboys! Yeehaw!
Papa Smurf entered the cowboy town.
Willy Wonka says: i
Papa Smurf bought a Gun at the Cowboy Shop.
Hairy Harry rolled 11.
Jukebox: Lemon Demon & Sesame Street Censored - The Song Of The Count
Hairy Harry says: i love this
Hairy Harry received a reprimand from the U.N.
Seductress Sick Booberella is safely tucked underground. (2)
Scrooge rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Scrooge rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Willy Wonka used his Pocket Ball to make his Explosive Sheep explode near Seductress Sick Booberella!
Seductress Sick Booberella got knocked 16 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Papa Smurf got knocked 9 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Scrooge had a Roll Streak of 2!
The U.N. are really furious and launch their Atom Bomb...
The Atom Bomb landed on Hairy Harry's space.(242)
Hairy Harry got killed by the Atom Bomb!
Willy Wonka got knocked 10 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Willy Wonka says: furfaggot
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.
Papa Smurf has to wait one turn.
Hairy Harry says: slowly getting faster
Scrooge says: oh god
Seductress Sick Booberella says: good job jojo you faggot
Hairy Harry is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Seductress Sick Booberella lives once more!
Hairy Harry says: one two three four
Hairy Harry says: one two three four
Scrooge rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
Hairy Harry says: aye ye ye ye ye yey e
Scrooge received a reprimand from the U.N.
Hairy Harry says: das de song of the cunt
Willy Wonka rolled 6.
Willy Wonka moved 4 spaces back because of his Radiation Sickness.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: jojo lets have sex to this ok
Seductress Sick Booberella says: ok
A pig fell on Willy Wonka's head!
Seductress Sick Booberella says: ok
Willy Wonka caught a Pig with his Pocket Ball!
Seductress Sick Booberella says: ok
Papa Smurf rolled 12.
Hairy Harry says: "i fuck the spiders"
Hairy Harry says: i can relate
Willy Wonka says: ok
Papa Smurf got moved back 12 spaces by some ninjas.
Willy Wonka says: vriska
Hairy Harry says: ye
Seductress Sick Booberella says: I'll take that as an ok
Seductress Sick Booberella says: ok
Hairy Harry is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Booberella has to wait one turn.
Scrooge rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Hairy Harry says: i am dead
Hairy Harry says: dead
Hairy Harry says: dead
Scrooge says: 20
Scrooge says: lol
Hairy Harry says: 110
Hairy Harry says: it was 110
Hairy Harry says: i got this one before
Seductress Sick Booberella answered wrong and died.
Hairy Harry says: sneeeee
Hairy Harry says: HAUR
Scrooge says: oh
Observer #niggernocker says: hey
Hairy Harry says: noone should trust me
Willy Wonka rolled 10.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: nigger
Hairy Harry says: ever
Scrooge says: haha
Willy Wonka moved 5 spaces back because of his Radiation Sickness.
Observer #niggernocker says: hey booberella
Seductress Sick Booberella says: history teacher sucks ass
Hairy Harry says: never trust me
Hairy Harry says: bender
Seductress Sick Booberella says: lying fucker
Hairy Harry says: rolling stones'
Seductress Sick Booberella says: i didnt trust you lol
Willy Wonka says: benderbender
Jukebox: The Rolling Stones - Get Off Of My Cloud
Seductress Sick Booberella says: avenged sevenfold
Observer #niggernocker says: slenderman
Hairy Harry says: B E N D E R B E N D Y E R B E
Willy Wonka found 4 Rupees.
Willy Wonka stood at a crossroads.
Willy Wonka learned how to relax from a giant sloth.
Papa Smurf rolled 9.
Willy Wonka says: benderbender
Papa Smurf got molested by a gorilla. Yay.
Hairy Harry is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Scrooge says: so only three of us can win
Papa Smurf says: Fuck I had a banana
Hairy Harry bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Seductress Sick Booberella reincarnated as a dog.
Seductress Sick Booberella used her puppy eyes and gained 2 karma.
Scrooge rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Scrooge stood at a crossroads.
Willy Wonka used his Pocket Ball and sent a pig after Seductress Sick Booberella.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: im an adorable puppy
Scrooge left the Magic Shop.
Observer #niggernocker says: next one to talk is a faggot
Willy Wonka says: congrats
Hairy Harry says: lol
Willy Wonka says: now your even more of a furfag
Scrooge says: lol
Willy Wonka rolled 9 - 1 = 8.
Willy Wonka felt really sick because of his Radiation Sickness.
Papa Smurf rolled 9.
***The bear is on the loose!***
Glue Mine buried.
Papa Smurf handled his underbelly urges.
Hairy Harry rolled 5.
Hairy Harry moved 4 spaces back because of his Radiation Sickness.
Observer #niggernocker says: willy wanka is best faggot
Scrooge says: but really
Hairy Harry answered wrong and got infected with AIDS.
ZAP! Sexual time travel, baby!
Hairy Harry removed his STDs with his Time Travel Condom. (AIDS)
Seductress Sick Booberella says: if you get this wrong youre a faggo
Seductress Sick Booberella says: t
Seductress Sick Booberella says: wow fag
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: sniff butt
Seductress Sick Booberella says: butts
Seductress Sick Booberella says: butts butts butts
Hairy Harry says: snort ass
Observer #niggernocker says: next one to talk is a cuntrag
Seductress Sick Booberella sniffed another dog's butt and gained 2 karma.
Willy Wonka says: wow furfag
Scrooge rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Scrooge put a gun in his inventory.
Hairy Harry says: kailey
Hairy Harry says: shoot kailey
Willy Wonka says: rt
Observer #niggernocker says: willy wonka stop being a complete shit at everything
Willy Wonka says: rt
Willy Wonka says: rt
Willy Wonka rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
Willy Wonka moved 6 spaces back because of his Radiation Sickness.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: im a dog you ass wow youre a piece of fuck
Willy Wonka says: kill kailey\
Hairy Harry says: rupee
Seductress Sick Booberella says: rage against the machine
Hairy Harry says: KILL KAILEEEEY
Scrooge says: zlad lol
Willy Wonka says: wat u wANT
Seductress Sick Booberella says: or sum 41
Jukebox: Zlad - Elektronik Supersonik
Observer #niggernocker says: i thought zlad
Observer #niggernocker says: was zelda
Willy Wonka put a glue mine in his inventory.
Observer #niggernocker says: and i was all
Observer #niggernocker says: aww ye
Glue Mine buried.
Observer #niggernocker says: and it wanst
Papa Smurf rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Willy Wonka says: dumnass
Seductress Sick Booberella is experiencing lag.
Observer #niggernocker says: im gonna see if i can do a game before this is over
Papa Smurf answered wrong and died.
Observer #niggernocker says: oh shiiiit
Hairy Harry says: o shet
Observer #niggernocker says: theres this guy who i thought was loki
Hairy Harry rolled 6.
Hairy Harry moved 4 spaces back because of his Radiation Sickness.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: loki
Hairy Harry made the right decision and went 5 spaces forward.
Observer #niggernocker says: cause he had a big gold crown thing
Seductress Sick Booberella says: what loki is adorable
Hairy Harry says: see
Scrooge is gonna use his gun.
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 1 + 1 = 2.
Seductress Sick Booberella is human again.
Hairy Harry says: see i am smarts
Seductress Sick Booberella's Glue Mine didn't go off!
Scrooge rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Hairy Harry says: KAILEY
Teleporter's battery was down.
Teleportation failed.
Willy Wonka says: kailey
Hairy Harry says: SHOOT KAILEY
Scrooge missed Seductress Sick Booberella, who ran 10 spaces.
Observer #niggernocker says: beauty and the BEAT
Willy Wonka says: fuck
Hairy Harry says: kailey you pissy
Willy Wonka rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Willy Wonka moved 4 spaces back because of his Radiation Sickness.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: WHATCHU CALL ME
Hairy Harry says: bonjour
Willy Wonka was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Hairy Harry says: WADJU CALL ME
Papa Smurf rots in peace. (1)
Hairy Harry rolled 7.
Hairy Harry is not hungry anymore.
Hairy Harry felt really sick because of his Radiation Sickness.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: shut up jojo you didnt even watch the whole thing
Seductress Sick Booberella says: get out
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Hairy Harry says: ur gae
Seductress Sick Booberella brought her Relic to the Church.
Scrooge rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Observer #niggernocker says: DIS BITCH
Observer #niggernocker says: TELLIN ME
Observer #niggernocker says: TO GEDDOUT
Scrooge launched himself with the catapult!
Seductress Sick Booberella is gonna use her Diss Card: Speed Exchange.
Scrooge crashed and got knocked unconscious.
Willy Wonka rolled 4 - 1 = 3.
Willy Wonka felt really sick because of his Radiation Sickness.
Papa Smurf is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Hairy Harry rolled 8.
Hairy Harry rolled 10.
Hairy Harry felt really sick because of his Radiation Sickness.
Hairy Harry had a Roll Streak of 2!
Hairy Harry pierced Willy Wonka's chest with his Sword.
Willy Wonka died and lost all diseases (Radiation Sickness).
Hairy Harry's Sword broke.
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Scrooge says: okay so i think the two of you who can't win should hold off kailey
Hairy Harry says: dont trust me ever
Hairy Harry says: screw you kailey
Willy Wonka says: what the fuck gappened
Scrooge says: one*(?)
Hairy Harry says: i'll deny all you bitches with my wand
Jukebox: Alec Holowka - Aquaria Boss Theme
Hairy Harry says: and plus its temporary
A pig fell on Seductress Sick Booberella's head!
Scrooge is no longer incapacitated.
Scrooge has to skip a turn.
Willy Wonka says: why am i dead
Hairy Harry says: me
Seductress Sick Booberella says: because no one loves you
Willy Wonka says: shut up kailey
Willy Wonka is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Seductress Sick Booberella says: <3
Papa Smurf got injected with the force of life!
Willy Wonka says: no
Willy Wonka says: furfag
Papa Smurf is gonna use his gun.
Hairy Harry rolled 7.
Hairy Harry no longer has Radiation Sickness.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: hahahahahaha faggot
Hairy Harry had no use for a glue mine.
Willy Wonka says: kill kailey
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Papa Smurf says: Will do

Seductress Sick Booberella exchanged speed with Hairy Harry!
Hairy Harry says: hahahah
Seductress Sick Booberella says: well damn
Hairy Harry says: HA HA YOU FAT NASTY TRASH
Scrooge says: oh
Scrooge rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Scrooge's diss card slowed Seductress Sick Booberella by 1 spaces per turn.
Willy Wonka peacefully rots away. (2)
Scrooge says: heh
Seductress Sick Booberella used her Pocket Ball and sent a pig after Hairy Harry.
Papa Smurf rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Hairy Harry says: kailey
Hairy Harry says: kailey
Hairy Harry says: kailey
Papa Smurf says: Which one is Kailey
Hairy Harry says: booberella
Willy Wonka says: booberella
Seductress Sick Booberella says: willy wonka
Scrooge says: booberella
Observer #niggernocker says: booberel
Seductress Sick Booberella says: lol you do know youre wasting shit on me
Seductress Sick Booberella says: because i gave up olo
Papa Smurf missed Seductress Sick Booberella, who ran 10 spaces.
Hairy Harry says: who cares its fun
Papa Smurf says: I totally give a fuuuck'
Hairy Harry says: okay let's just focus on killing RTC now okay guys
Willy Wonka says: because nobody likes you kailey
Seductress Sick Booberella says: as long as i get to have sex with hot actors this game is fun
It's not your turn, Scrooge. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Papa Smurf waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Hairy Harry clicked for Papa Smurf)
Hairy Harry rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
A pig fell on Hairy Harry's head!
Hairy Harry caught a Pig with his Pocket Ball!
Observer #niggernocker says: aahghghg
Observer #niggernocker says: fuck
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 7 - 1 = 6.
Observer #niggernocker says: youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Willy Wonka says: what if i can get to have sex with yellow in this game
Hairy Harry used his Pocket Ball and sent a pig after Scrooge.
Observer #niggernocker says: you cant
Jukebox: Daft Punk - Aura Rock
Seductress Sick Booberella chooses a Unicorn Power!
Willy Wonka says: "what if"
Seductress Sick Booberella says: rick roll
Seductress Sick Booberella says: but omg
Seductress Sick Booberella GOT RICK ROLLED!
Rick Roll
Scrooge says: ruffian power
Scrooge rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
A pig fell on Scrooge's head!
Willy Wonka got resurrected!
Seductress Sick Booberella says: i picked cuteness
Seductress Sick Booberella says: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Observer #niggernocker says: im being
Observer #niggernocker says: lablanc
Papa Smurf rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Papa Smurf entered the cowboy town.
Observer #niggernocker says: she looks like a
Observer #niggernocker says: whore
Observer #niggernocker says: a retired whore
Hairy Harry rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Hairy Harry rolled 2 + 1 = 3.
Hairy Harry had a Roll Streak of 2!
***Hypno Hacks!***
Everyone has received Hypno Glasses!
Seductress Sick Booberella says: great i fucked up the jukebox
Seductress Sick Booberella says: sdjflkfdshjsdf
Hairy Harry found 4 Rupees.
Hairy Harry stood at a crossroads.
Observer #niggernocker says: LeBlanc**
Willy Wonka says: so
Willy Wonka says: were screwing rtc over now
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 3 - 1 = 2.
Willy Wonka says: or kaileu
Seductress Sick Booberella was redirected to the brothel.
Willy Wonka says: kailey
Seductress Sick Booberella got infected with Chlamydia.
Scrooge rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: worth et
Scrooge was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Willy Wonka rolled 4 - 1 = 3.
Willy Wonka rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
Willy Wonka had a Roll Streak of 2!
Willy Wonka ran into a bear...
...and tried to catch the bear with his Pocket Ball but it fizzled.
The bear became enraged and killed Willy Wonka... and walked off backward.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: hahahahhahahahahaha
Papa Smurf rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Willy Wonka says: fuck everything
Hairy Harry says: ha HA you fat nasty trash
Hairy Harry rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Hairy Harry went 9 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
Scrooge hypnotized Hairy Harry!
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 9 - 1 = 8.
Seductress Sick Booberella didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Scrooge rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Scrooge had no use for a teleporter.
Willy Wonka is still dead. (1)
Papa Smurf rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Papa Smurf entered the cowboy town.
Papa Smurf entered the saloon.
Papa Smurf did nothing with the drunk.
Hairy Harry rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
***Gold Rush!***
Hairy Harry received 26 Rupees.
Seductress Sick Booberella received 34 Rupees.
Scrooge received 42 Rupees.
Willy Wonka received 42 Rupees.
Papa Smurf received 33 Rupees.
Willy Wonka says: what if i can get to have sex with yellow in this game
Hairy Harry says: cant
Jukebox: The Borgias - Theme
Willy Wonka says: what if
Hairy Harry stood at a crossroads.
Hairy Harry says: what if no
Hairy Harry bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
Willy Wonka says: what if yes
Hairy Harry says: what if ur gay
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 7 - 1 = 6.
Hairy Harry says: *you're
Hairy Harry hypnotized Seductress Sick Booberella!
Scrooge says: what if you're a faggot
Seductress Sick Booberella says: hmm
Willy Wonka says: what if im not
Seductress Sick Booberella plays a bit with her Hammer.
Seductress Sick Booberella didn't use the catapult.
Scrooge rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Hairy Harry says: fag
Scrooge put a diss card in his inventory.
Willy Wonka says: add
Willy Wonka says: ass
Willy Wonka rots in peace. (2)
Papa Smurf rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Papa Smurf rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Papa Smurf had a Roll Streak of 2!
Hairy Harry bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Papa Smurf put a teleporter in his inventory.
Hairy Harry rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Hairy Harry found 5 Rupees.
Scrooge shot his Phaser at Seductress Sick Booberella. Seductress Sick Booberella got hit and fell to the ground... stunned for a turn.
Hairy Harry stood at a crossroads.
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Liquid Luck to Hairy Harry.
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Hookshot to Hairy Harry.
Booberella has to wait one turn.
Hairy Harry's Glue Mine exploded!
Scrooge rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Papa Smurf is going to drink his Liquid Luck.
Hairy Harry is going to drink his Liquid Luck.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: Five Finger Death Punch
Seductress Sick Booberella says: or L's theme
Hairy Harry says: rupee
Jukebox: Death Note - L's Theme
Hairy Harry says: to spite kailey
Seductress Sick Booberella says: or Van Halen
Scrooge decided it better to leave the nice ninjas alone.
Hairy Harry says: l is gay
Willy Wonka is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Hairy Harry says: L is like
Papa Smurf rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Hairy Harry says: the definition
Willy Wonka's Glue Mine exploded!
Willy Wonka got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Papa Smurf got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
***Everyone has AIDS!***
Everyone Has AIDS!
Hairy Harry says: of gay
Seductress Sick Booberella says: i have hypno glasses lol i could pick anyway lol
Hairy Harry plays a bit with his Pocket Ball.
Papa Smurf found a Banana because of his Liquid Luck.
Scrooge says: oh god
Hairy Harry rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
ZAP! Sexual time travel, baby!
Willy Wonka removed his STDs with his Time Travel Condom. (AIDS)
Hairy Harry rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Hairy Harry had a Roll Streak of 2!
Willy Wonka says: nope
Hairy Harry found a Hammer because of his Liquid Luck.
Willy Wonka says: no aids for me
Seductress Sick Booberella set her Phaser to Kill.
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Papa Smurf charged his Dark Wand with Curse of Relativity!
Hairy Harry tried to jump too high and jumped 38 spaces back.
Seductress Sick Booberella ran into a bear...
Hairy Harry says: fucl
...and tried to catch the bear with her Pocket Ball but it fizzled.
The bear became enraged and killed Seductress Sick Booberella... and walked off forward.
Seductress Sick Booberella died and lost all diseases (AIDS, Chlamydia).
Hairy Harry says: fat nasty trash
Willy Wonka knocked all his enemies 3 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
Papa Smurf succesfully smashed his Hypno Glasses with his hammer and created broken glass.
Scrooge rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: didnt die of aids
Seductress Sick Booberella says: i win
Willy Wonka hypnotized Scrooge!
Hairy Harry says: suicide
Willy Wonka says: kailey or rtc
Hairy Harry says: make him shoot himself
Hairy Harry says: himself
Hairy Harry says: himself
Scrooge committed suicide.
Scrooge died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
Hairy Harry says: himself
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.
Papa Smurf has to wait one turn.
Hairy Harry rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Hairy Harry bought a Glue Mine at the engineering workplace.
Glue Mine buried.
Seductress Sick Booberella likes being dead. (1)
Scrooge rots in peace. (1)
Willy Wonka knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
Willy Wonka rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
Willy Wonka jumped into a tube and appeared at space 282.
Papa Smurf rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
Willy Wonka knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
Papa Smurf was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Hairy Harry rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Hairy Harry was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Willy Wonka attracted Scrooge with his Tractor Beam Generator, who got pulled 10 spaces back..
Seductress Sick Booberella peacefully rots away. (2)
Scrooge likes being dead. (2)
Hairy Harry says: stop that
Willy Wonka rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
Willy Wonka put a teleporter in his inventory.
Hairy Harry says: you could've gotten RTC
Papa Smurf rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
Hairy Harry says: i can launch my self back on a rocket and kill us all
Hairy Harry says: rupee
Seductress Sick Booberella says: panic at the disco, simple plan
Papa Smurf says: Fuck these songs
Papa Smurf says: EW no
Willy Wonka says: y
Hairy Harry says: no dont listen to kailey
Hairy Harry says: rupee
Seductress Sick Booberella says: and thats all i know really well
Scrooge says: rupee
Papa Smurf waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Scrooge clicked for Papa Smurf)
Willy Wonka says: rupee
Papa Smurf says: Ummmm
Scrooge says: pikmin
Jukebox: Pikmin 2 - Awakening Wood
Teleportation device locked on target.
Papa Smurf stood at a crossroads.
Papa Smurf took out a life insurance.
Hairy Harry rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Hairy Harry put a gun in his inventory.
Seductress Sick Booberella got injected with the force of life!
Scrooge is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Seductress Sick Booberella shot her Phaser at Willy Wonka. Willy Wonka got hit and fell to the ground... dead.
Willy Wonka is safely tucked underground. (1)
Willy Wonka says: fuck you
Seductress Sick Booberella says: ok
Seductress Sick Booberella says: <3
Papa Smurf rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Willy Wonka says: ok
Papa Smurf ran into a bear...
Papa Smurf slashes at some grass with his Sword.
...ran for his life...
...and scared the bear forward!
Hairy Harry rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Hairy Harry realised the truth.
Seductress Sick Booberella released her cow forward.
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 11 - 1 = 10.
Seductress Sick Booberella's cow ran over herself, who has to skip a turn.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: lololollololo
Seductress Sick Booberella found 5 Rupees.
Seductress Sick Booberella stood at a crossroads.
Scrooge released his Explosive Sheep backward.
Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Time-Travel Condom at the engineering workplace.
Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Explosive Sheep at the engineering workplace.
Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Hand Grenade at the engineering workplace.
Scrooge rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Seductress Sick Booberella released her Explosive Sheep forward.
Scrooge decided it better to leave the nice ninjas alone.
Willy Wonka peacefully rots away. (2)
Papa Smurf rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Hairy Harry says: rupee
Scrooge says: rupee
Seductress Sick Booberella says: theory of a deadman
Scrooge says: ugh
Hairy Harry says: anything
Papa Smurf says: uuuuashuasuir
Jukebox: Carpack North - Human
Seductress Sick Booberella says: the rest i really dont know so ya
Papa Smurf didn't enter the brothel.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: i cant even hear anything so im goooood
Hairy Harry rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Hairy Harry handled his underbelly urges.
Booberella has to skip a turn.
Scrooge rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Scrooge has an account balance of 20 Rupees.
Willy Wonka lives once more!
Papa Smurf rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Willy Wonka says: anal shocks
Papa Smurf bought a Hand Grenade at the engineering workplace.
Papa Smurf bought a Glue Mine at the engineering workplace.
Hairy Harry says: three minutes clapping so catchy
Papa Smurf bought a Time-Travel Condom at the engineering workplace.
Hairy Harry says: DNA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Willy Wonka knocked all his enemies 2 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
Hairy Harry says: do it again and i'll PLOT TWIST
Hairy Harry says: fag
Glue Mine buried.
It's not your turn, Scrooge. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Hairy Harry rolled 11 + 2 = 13.
Hairy Harry died of AIDS.
Hairy Harry died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
Seductress Sick Booberella says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Scrooge says: oh
Hairy Harry says: YOU HAVE AIDS TOO
Scrooge says: wow
Hairy Harry says: FAT NASTY TRASH
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Light Wand to Seductress Sick Booberella.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: Nop
Seductress Sick Booberella says: not anymooore
Seductress Sick Booberella says: hehehehehehehehehe
Hairy Harry says: fat nasty trash
Scrooge rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Hairy Harry says: rup
Hairy Harry says: anyrhhing
Jukebox: Witch - Seer
Scrooge stood at a crossroads.
Scrooge got moved back 12 spaces by some ninjas.
Willy Wonka rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Willy Wonka ran into a bear...
Seductress Sick Booberella ate her banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
...and used his Diss Card: Death to kill the bear.
Seductress Sick Booberella carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
Willy Wonka says: lolo
Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
PETA is after Willy Wonka.
Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Papa Smurf rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Scrooge hypnotized Papa Smurf!
Papa Smurf didn't use the catapult.
Papa Smurf wants a catapult to launch his ACME Piano.
Seductress Sick Booberella attracted Scrooge's Cow.
* Hairy Harry got hit by the flying Cow and has to skip a turn.
* Willy Wonka got hit by the flying Cow and has to skip a turn.
* Papa Smurf got hit by the flying Cow and has to skip a turn.
Seductress Sick Booberella now has >Scrooge's Cow.
Hairy Harry is still dead. (1)
Willy Wonka knocked all his enemies 3 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: lmao
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Willy Wonka overcharged his Space Capacitator and got knocked back 32 spaces.
Seductress Sick Booberella's cow ran over Willy Wonka, who has to skip a turn.
Booberella had a Roll Streak of 2!
Seductress Sick Booberella's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 276!
Papa Smurf got knocked 14 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Willy Wonka says: fuck kaileys close to me
Hairy Harry says: f̳̱̺̈́a̢ͪ̎t̯̱͔̺̬̝̠ͮ͋ͣ̉̉͞ ̷̮̝̰̮̤̒̉n̴̹̣̄͆̔̒̚a̵̪̙͖̍ͧͧ̊ͩ̂ͥs͔̼͇̉̿ͦ͟t̐ͣ̃̑҉͕̟̥y͊ͣ̈̑ͭ̊ ̹͍̰̽̃t̳̼̲̳͒ͫ̋ͩ̑ͅr̘̙͕̱͇̖̱͐̄ͦ̃ͣa̴̱͇ş̣̼̘̯͗ͬͮh̢͍̬̐̓ͥͮ͒̔ͮ
Seductress Sick Booberella says: hehehehehehehhee
Willy Wonka says: oh god
Seductress Sick Booberella got blinded, kidnapped, lost 10 Rupees and moved back 5 spaces.
Willy Wonka teleported to space 286.
Willy Wonka says: lolo
Scrooge rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: i made like everyone lose a turn lol
Scrooge didn't buy a coffee at Starbucks.
Hairy Harry says: everyone kill RTC
Willy Wonka threw his Holy Hand Grenade to space 256.
Seductress Sick Booberella got knocked 20 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Seductress Sick Booberella released her cow forward.
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.
Papa Smurf has to wait one turn.
Hairy Harry is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Seductress Sick Booberella's cow ran over Willy Wonka, who has to skip a turn.
Booberella has to skip a turn.
Willy Wonka's Glue Mine exploded!
Willy Wonka got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Papa Smurf got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Scrooge rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Scrooge found 4 Rupees.
Scrooge stood at a crossroads.
Willy Wonka says: PETA's after me
Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Seductress Sick Booberella slipped over her own banana peel and has to skip a turn.MythBusters - Banana Peel Slip
Scrooge did nothing at the bank.
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.
Papa Smurf has to wait one turn.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: lololo
Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 2 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Hairy Harry is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Seductress Sick Booberella's cow ran over Papa Smurf, who has to skip a turn.
Booberella has to skip a turn.
Scrooge rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Scrooge went 9 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
Seductress Sick Booberella threw her Hand Grenade to space 264.
Nobody got hit.
Willy Wonka rolled 7 - 1 = 6.
Willy Wonka found 5 Rupees.
Willy Wonka stood at a crossroads.
Seductress Sick Booberella wanted to use her Phaser, but it didn't have enough energy. The Phaser melted.
Willy Wonka received the power of resurrection at the church.
Papa Smurf has to wait one turn.
Hairy Harry has to wait one turn.
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
Booberella had a Roll Streak of 2!
Seductress Sick Booberella went 11 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
Hairy Harry's Glue Mine exploded!
Scrooge rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Hairy Harry says: fack
Glue Mine buried.
Hairy Harry says: rupee
Hairy Harry says: rythem heaven iguess
Jukebox: Rhythm Heaven Fever Soundtrack - Micro-Row
Scrooge went 22 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the White.
Hairy Harry is gonna use his gun.
Willy Wonka rolled 11 - 1 = 10.
Papa Smurf rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Papa Smurf used his Magic Star.
Papa Smurf died of AIDS.
Papa Smurf received 32 Rupees from Life Insurance!
Papa Smurf's Magic Star Effect revived Papa Smurf.
Papa Smurf died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
Hairy Harry rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Seductress Sick Booberella hypnotized Hairy Harry!
Hairy Harry committed suicide.
Hairy Harry says: you FAT NASTY TRASH
Seductress Sick Booberella says: <3
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
***Gold Rush!***
Hairy Harry received 34 Rupees.
Seductress Sick Booberella received 29 Rupees.
Scrooge received 42 Rupees.
Willy Wonka received 27 Rupees.
Papa Smurf received 29 Rupees.
Hairy Harry says: you will hereby never fuck me foreverar
Seductress Sick Booberella was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Hairy Harry says: this is your punishment
Hairy Harry says: also viral loses his dick
Scrooge rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Scrooge rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Scrooge had a Roll Streak of 2!
Hairy Harry says: so yo ucan never fuck him etiher
Scrooge left the Magic Shop.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: but im your wife
Hairy Harry says: also your vagina slowly devours your soul
Willy Wonka rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
***Time to specialize!***
Seductress Sick Booberella says: it already does
Willy Wonka became a Paladin.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: incubus bby
Hairy Harry says: s̷͈̲̤̑͆̎̆̊̔ͬ͑o̖͈͈͖̣͈̻̔ͮ ̿̔ͪͅs̩͚ͪ͑̂͑̊̌̽̄́̚͢ŭ̵̘̟̤̺͐̅͌c̴̷͎̗̬̘̞̦̿͗͒͑ͅk̶͍̥̗̦ͫͬ͂̕͟ ̯̜̺̥̼̠̬͊͊ͣ̍i͎̣̟̠͕̬͐ͦ̊̾̑ͤ̆͝͝ṱ̢̤̜̿ͧ̋ͧ̍̚͜ ̢̧̞͑̾̊f̫͇̤͔̱̜̲̔͆͑̈̉ͯͬ̈́a̼̟̳̯̯̞ͦ̃̈́́t̳̲͓̽̂ͥͯ ͉̗̞̺͓̿ͥ̏͗͌̊n̽̔҉̹̰̼̣̻͖͈̜a̢̱̿̔ͦͩ͘s͙̻̥̭̣͉̍̊ͪ̅͒͛̐́t̶̞̜͎ͩ̋̅ͬ͋̍̐ͨ͑y̢̙̹̣̺͇̬̗͒ͥ͗̓̈͋̈ͫ͘ ͕̣̘̼̖͚̖̱̮ͣͨ̇̿͐́͠t̷̺̼̹̄ͦͪͥ̿̎͢r̙̫̎ͬ̿́̃ͤ̄͜͡a̴̢̺͉̯͇̺ͩͣͯ̒̈̓ͪ͑̚͠s̝̄̀̍͆͞h̶̝ͮ̓
Seductress Sick Booberella says: wow gay
Seductress Sick Booberella says: lololo JoJo is angryyy
Papa Smurf rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Papa Smurf moved through Paladin Willy Wonka, Paladin Willy Wonka got knocked over by Papa Smurf's Magic Star Effect.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: so QT
Paladin Willy Wonka says: thats what you are kailey
Seductress Sick Booberella says: all american rejects
Paladin Willy Wonka says: gay
Seductress Sick Booberella says: killswitch engage
Seductress Sick Booberella says: dashboard confessional
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Seductress Sick Booberella says: i know all of these damn
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Scrooge says: ah
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Papa Smurf can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Seductress Sick Booberella clicked for Papa Smurf)
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Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Papa Smurf became an Assassin.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: jojo stop being a fag
#niggernocker has left the game.
Hairy Harry says: never
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Hairy Harry says: ̴̨̬̪͎̙̲̥̼͍̝ͧͣ̀̕a̽ͩͦ̋̋̊͏̖̝͙̮̮͕͈̘̞a̶̅́͏̛͓͈͕̫̭͈a̝̻̥̗̞̩͕̬̯̎̌̕͠ä͚̖̝͕͓̞͔́̈́̓͘͞ä̷͖͈̻͌̎̋ͯͥ̈́̓̕a̛͌ͣ̚͏̩a̡͕̮͖̜̽ͬͥ̋̀̀ä̟̱̪͖͖̞̟̣́̂͜͡a̼̺̯̞̞̮̓̈́̀ͮ̆̒̊͡a͗̎͑҉͙̼̯̲̠̯a̜͍͕ͯ̂͒̀ͬ̀̓́̄͜a̴̶̯̦̦̹͌̊̆̚͟a͙͇ͩ͆̋͒̇ͫ͡a̢̮͓̠̤̯ͤͫͥ̿ͬ͂ͭáͩ͏̡͙͈͔̜͕̜̫͙͉a̛̻͕͚͊̃̆ͥͫ͋ͫ͢͡ä̶̡̲̟̙͎̝̯̰́̓̒͝ą̧͔̺̘̘̣̻ͦ̏̑͐ͤͥ̂a̢̘̖̮̾̏ͨ̔͠a̘̮̼͍͔͓͔̒ͭ̔͑̄̽͘ả͇͇̞͙̝͂ͩ̽͠a͓̤͎͓͍̱͔̩͗ͤ̏̃̈́͗ͫ͌͝ͅa̺͍ͥ̆ͯ̂ͦͥ͝a̟̘̞̯̦̝̟̗͒ͣ̽ͩ̌͂̓̀͞͡a̮͔͕͍͇͇ͫ͐̓ͨͣͪa̭͍͚̪͔͇̱̝͉̓̆̚͜͝a͐ͤ҉̷̢͚̰̩͓ḁ̠̺̱̯̝͕͌a̶͎̯̯͙͊͆̈́͌̓̏̎̀̒́a̡̹̩̼̰͈̟̲͎̱̍̀ͪ́ã͉̣͉͍ͧͯ͂̑ͯ͌͢ͅa̭͓̳̦̥͓͉ͥͩͮͧ̾͑a̬̞͙̱̦̠̩͑͆̉̃͟ͅa̷͔̻̞̠ͭ͗̓̀ą͍̙͒ͪͧ̓͐͛ͪ̃͜a͐҉̭̻a̞̮̪̥̹ͥ̂ͩ̎̇̎̂a̺̬̟ͬͧ̈̔̔͘͢ä̴̷̩̭́̐͘a̶̫͉̼͎̩̻͊̋ͦ̇̊̑̄a̐̒̎҉̴̰͕̰̰̩̗̬̰a͛̈͏̡͓͈̺̬̼̟̺a͆҉̜̫͈̙̝̻̺̖̭͡ã̷̸̸̘̘̾̌̈ͩ̋̈̓a̵̙͚̝̰̻͎̰̙͛̔̆̓ͮ̇a̡̠̗͕̗̺̹̟̻̲̾̽̄̂̔ḁ̷̟̗̯̋̔a̷̲̠̳̟̺͛̀͛ͩͯ̎̎̊a̲̖̝̱͎̓ͧ̾ͬ̂̍̌̉̍͝a̦͙̺͓͍̙͗͒̌͐̽̂͡a̝̠͙ͦ̇͊͗͝͡a̱̯̖̖͕̳̠̼̳ͫ̈́ͪ͜ă̶̠̾̿ͫͮ͌å̶̼̦̘̮̫̱̟̞͇͑̆̒́̒̈́̚͜a̎̃͏̥̘́͡
Hairy Harry reincarnated as a dog.
Hairy Harry used his puppy eyes and gained 2 karma.
Seductress Sick Booberella says: i wanted assassin because of all the ass
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: shut thef fuck up
***Gold Rush!***
Hairy Harry received 45 Rupees.
Seductress Sick Booberella received 33 Rupees.
Scrooge received 36 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka received 42 Rupees.
Assassin Papa Smurf received 38 Rupees.
Booberella had a Roll Streak of 2!
Seductress Sick Booberella says: wow this sucks
Seductress Sick Booberella became a Sorceress.
Scrooge rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Scrooge became a Saboteur.
Paladin Willy Wonka is no longer incapacitated.
Willy Wonka has to skip a turn.
Paladin Willy Wonka charges his hammer with holy might.
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Hairy Harry says: gimme the question
Hairy Harry says: gimme
Hairy Harry says: gimme gimme
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: come at me
Hairy Harry says: gimme
Hairy Harry says: yae
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: pick me because ill lose
Hairy Harry knew the answer and won a Cow.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: oh thats easy
Hairy Harry rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Hairy Harry ran away from the squirrel and gained 1 karma.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 89 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 89 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka loves his 89 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka noticed 5 Rupees slipped through the hole in his pocket.
Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 84 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 84 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 84 Rupees.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 7 - 1 = 6.
Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 84 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka loves his 84 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 84 Rupees.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella's cow ran over Hairy Harry, who has to skip a turn.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella's cow ran over Paladin Willy Wonka and Assassin Papa Smurf, who have to skip a turn.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 84 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 84 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 84 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 84 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka noticed 5 Rupees slipped through the hole in his pocket.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 79 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 79 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka noticed 5 Rupees slipped through the hole in his pocket.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 74 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 74 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka should be more careful with his money. 5 Rupees lost.
Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 69 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 69 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka noticed 5 Rupees slipped through the hole in his pocket.
Paladin Willy Wonka loves his 64 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka loves his 64 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka loves his 64 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka should be more careful with his money. 5 Rupees lost.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: LMAO
Hairy Harry says: shit it
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella watched Tarzan take a shower.
Saboteur Scrooge delayed Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: ohhh yes
Saboteur Scrooge says: OH
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 9 + 1 = 10.
***Hypno Hacks!***
Everyone has received Hypno Glasses!
Hairy Harry says: Y̗̰͈̪͎ͦ͘O͚̙̭̘̟̱̦̪̓ͥͣU̸͖̹̰̝ͭ̅̾̇͌̅̀ ͇͓ͪͣ̑̔̍͆͐̔́͡F̥̼̩̤̫͍͈ͯͦͪ̏̅̉ͅA̛̫̮͇̱̞͂ͭ͂̐ͅT̉͌̾ͧ͏̛̹̤͠ ̴̹̹̠̭̙͉̯̇͂ͨ͐ͥ͜N̡̳̬̰ͨ̓ͫ͒ͪ͋̐ͩ̾͡A̱͎̯̥̮̺̗͊̈́ͪͭ͊Ș̬̦͕̑ͮ̿ͪ͛T̖̗̃͐͊ͬ̽ͭ̿̈́̆Y̸̔ͧ̍͗̓̓̾̈҉̳̹̩̣̼͖̣̺̭ ̶͍͓͍̝̩͉ͬ̄̾ͯͪ̅͢Tͮ̽ͤ͒̋̈ͭ͏̺͉͝ͅR̡̺̱̓͒͂́̀A͆̃ͪͪ͋̋̐̕͡͏̫̟̳̭̯̹̝̖S͇̭̫͐̉̓̉̑ͣ̍̚͜͡Ḫ̨͓̞̍̿̌̋̒͘
Saboteur Scrooge left the wild west.
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.
Assassin Papa Smurf's Magic Star Effect wore off.
Papa Smurf has to skip a turn.
Saboteur Scrooge's Explosive Sheep exploded at space 311!
Paladin Willy Wonka got knocked 13 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Assassin Papa Smurf got knocked 14 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Hairy Harry has to wait one turn.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella's cow ran over Assassin Papa Smurf, who has to skip a turn.
Booberella has to skip a turn.
Saboteur Scrooge says: BOOM.
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: hi ant
Saboteur Scrooge knew the answer and received a Speed Boost.
Paladin Willy Wonka's Hammer loses the Holy Hammer effect.
Willy Wonka has to skip a turn.
Papa Smurf has to wait one turn.
Hairy Harry rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Hairy Harry ran after the firetruck and gained 2 karma.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 10 - 2 = 8.
***Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella caught a Pixie!***
Jukebox: Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 11 + 5 = 16.
Saboteur Scrooge put a Horn in his inventory.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella ordered her Pixie to prepare the Deny spell.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: NYEH
Saboteur Scrooge honks his Horn: HONK HONK!
Saboteur Scrooge honks his Horn: HONK HONK!
Saboteur Scrooge honks his Horn: HONK HONK!
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella ordered her Pixie to deny victory to Saboteur Scrooge for 2 turns!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Paladin Willy Wonka!
Hairy Harry says: ͇͓ͪͣ̑̔̍͆͐̔́͡F̥̼̩̤̫͍͈ͯͦͪ̏̅̉ͅA̛̫̮͇̱̞͂ͭ͂̐ͅT̉͌̾ͧ͏̛̹̤͠ ̴̹̹̠̭̙͉̯̇͂ͨ͐ͥ͜N̡̳̬̰ͨ̓ͫ͒ͪ͋̐ͩ̾͡A̱͎̯̥̮̺̗͊̈́ͪͭ͊Ș̬̦͕̑ͮ̿ͪ͛T̖̗̃͐͊ͬ̽ͭ̿̈́̆Y̸̔ͧ̍͗̓̓̾̈҉̳̹̩̣̼͖̣̺̭ ̶͍͓͍̝̩͉ͬ̄̾ͯͪ̅͢Tͮ̽ͤ͒̋̈ͭ͏̺͉͝ͅR̡̺̱̓͒͂́̀A͆̃ͪͪ͋̋̐̕͡͏̫̟̳̭̯̹̝̖S͇̭̫͐̉̓̉̑ͣ̍̚͜͡Ḫ̨͓̞̍̿̌̋̒͘
Paladin Willy Wonka put a glue mine in his inventory.
Paladin Willy Wonka ordered his Pixie to prepare the Curse of Lesser Resurrection spell.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: i denied rt victory you guys better fucking love me
Hairy Harry says: it only lasts for like 5 turns
Hairy Harry says: you fat nasty trash
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Saboteur Scrooge says: for two turns
Saboteur Scrooge says: heh
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: nigger
Assassin Papa Smurf bought a TNT Set at the ACME Shop.
Paladin Willy Wonka's Glue Mine exploded!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Paladin Willy Wonka got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Assassin Papa Smurf bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
Hairy Harry says: F̥̼̩̤̫͍͈ͯͦͪ̏̅̉ͅA̛̫̮͇̱̞͂ͭ͂̐ͅT̉͌̾ͧ͏̛̹̤͠ ̴̹̹̠̭̙͉̯̇͂ͨ͐ͥ͜N̡̳̬̰ͨ̓ͫ͒ͪ͋̐ͩ̾͡A̱͎̯̥̮̺̗͊̈́ͪͭ͊Ș̬̦͕̑ͮ̿ͪ͛T̖̗̃͐͊ͬ̽ͭ̿̈́̆Y̸̔ͧ̍͗̓̓̾̈҉̳̹̩̣̼͖̣̺̭ ̶͍͓͍̝̩͉ͬ̄̾ͯͪ̅͢Tͮ̽ͤ͒̋̈ͭ͏̺͉͝ͅR̡̺̱̓͒͂́̀A͆̃ͪͪ͋̋̐̕͡͏̫̟̳̭̯̹̝̖S͇̭̫͐̉̓̉̑ͣ̍̚͜͡Ḫ̨͓̞̍̿̌̋̒͘
Assassin Papa Smurf bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Saboteur Scrooge says: i won't even get there
Hairy Harry rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Hairy Harry is human again.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella tried to jump too high and jumped 38 spaces back.
Booberella has to skip a turn.
Hairy Harry released his cow forward.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: gonna pay ant
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 8 + 5 = 13.
Saboteur Scrooge made the right decision and went 5 spaces forward.
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: wat u gonna do
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: spam my dash with yaoi
Assassin Papa Smurf didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: just wait
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: ;)
Hairy Harry rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Hairy Harry rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Hairy Harry rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Hairy Harry had a Roll Streak of 3!
Glue Mine buried.
Paladin Willy Wonka's Glue Mine exploded!
Paladin Willy Wonka got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Hairy Harry became a Saboteur.
Saboteur Hairy Harry delayed Saboteur Scrooge!
Paladin Willy Wonka says: how the fuck\
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: wow no fair i wanted assassin
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 5 - 2 = 3.
Paladin Willy Wonka attracted Saboteur Scrooge with his Tractor Beam Generator, who got pulled 12 spaces back..
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella let the lolrus keep his bucket.
Saboteur Scrooge lost the speed bonus.
Saboteur Scrooge is no longer denied of victory.
Scrooge has to skip a turn.
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.
Paladin Willy Wonka ordered his Pixie to curse Saboteur Scrooge with the Curse of Lesser Resurrection.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin Papa Smurf!
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Assassin Papa Smurf got swooped back 8 spaces by George of the Jungle.
Saboteur Hairy Harry rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Saboteur Hairy Harry doesn't realise the truth anymore.
Saboteur Scrooge delayed Saboteur Hairy Harry!
Glue Mine buried.
Saboteur Hairy Harry bought a Hand Grenade at the engineering workplace.
Saboteur Hairy Harry bought a Glue Mine at the engineering workplace.
Saboteur Hairy Harry bought a Explosive Sheep at the engineering workplace.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: wow i have two wands and havent went to the magic shop yet and i usually always end up there
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: how gay
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 9 - 2 = 7.
Glue Mine buried.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Saboteur Hairy Harry caught a Sheep with his Pocket Ball!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: thats what you are kailey
Paladin Willy Wonka says: gay
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella tried to jump too high and jumped 39 spaces back.
Saboteur Hairy Harry used his Pocket Ball to make his Explosive Sheep explode near Saboteur Scrooge!
Saboteur Scrooge got knocked 12 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: hehehehehehehe
Scrooge has to wait one turn.
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
Paladin Willy Wonka went 20 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the White.
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Paladin Willy Wonka activates his Signal Jammer. The Signal Jam makes controllers malfunction when used for 2 rounds!
Jukebox: Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
The U.N. stole Assassin Papa Smurf's ACME Pogo-Stick and aimed the Atom Bomb at him.
Saboteur Hairy Harry's cow ran over himself, who has to skip a turn.
Hairy Harry has to skip a turn.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 8 - 2 = 6.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella put a Horn in her inventory.
Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 59 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 59 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka has 59 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 59 Rupees.
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 59 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka loves his 59 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 59 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka lost 5 Rupees.
Saboteur Scrooge didn't pull the lever.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella honks her Horn: HONK HONK!
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella honks her Horn: HONK HONK!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella honks her Horn: HONK HONK!
Paladin Willy Wonka put a glue mine in his inventory.
Glue Mine buried.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: dix
The Signal Jam makes Assassin Papa Smurf's Glue Mine malfunction.
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Assassin Papa Smurf GOT RICK ROLLED!
Rick Roll
The Signal Jam ends.
Hairy Harry has to skip a turn.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 11 - 2 = 9.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella got infected with Syphilis.
Saboteur Scrooge hypnotized Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella!
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Paladin Willy Wonka says: haha
Saboteur Scrooge says: haha
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: haha you fat nasty trash
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: ͇͓ͪͣ̑̔̍͆͐̔́͡F̥̼̩̤̫͍͈ͯͦͪ̏̅̉ͅA̛̫̮͇̱̞͂ͭ͂̐ͅT̉͌̾ͧ͏̛̹̤͠ ̴̹̹̠̭̙͉̯̇͂ͨ͐ͥ͜N̡̳̬̰ͨ̓ͫ͒ͪ͋̐ͩ̾͡A̱͎̯̥̮̺̗͊̈́ͪͭ͊Ș̬̦͕̑ͮ̿ͪ͛T̖̗̃͐͊ͬ̽ͭ̿̈́̆Y̸̔ͧ̍͗̓̓̾̈҉̳̹̩̣̼͖̣̺̭ ̶͍͓͍̝̩͉ͬ̄̾ͯͪ̅͢Tͮ̽ͤ͒̋̈ͭ͏̺͉͝ͅR̡̺̱̓͒͂́̀A͆̃ͪͪ͋̋̐̕͡͏̫̟̳̭̯̹̝̖S͇̭̫͐̉̓̉̑ͣ̍̚͜͡Ḫ̨͓̞̍̿̌̋̒͘
Saboteur Scrooge waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Saboteur Hairy Harry clicked for Saboteur Scrooge)
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
ZAP! Sexual time travel, baby!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella removed her STDs with her Time Travel Condom. (Syphilis)
Saboteur Hairy Harry hypnotized Saboteur Scrooge!
Paladin Willy Wonka hypnotized Saboteur Hairy Harry!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella hypnotized Paladin Willy Wonka!
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: suicide
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: make him suicide
Saboteur Scrooge committed suicide.
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: yes good
You can't use items when you're dead, buddy!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: you guys better fucking thank me
Paladin Willy Wonka says: kailey i was gonna do that you cuntrag
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: i was gonna first
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Paladin Willy Wonka went 22 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the White.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: i planned it on whoever had a gun next
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: since i got them
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: hehehehehe
Saboteur Hairy Harry's Lightsaber broke because it was out of energy.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: fuck you
Assassin Papa Smurf did nothing at the bank.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: ok
Saboteur Hairy Harry rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Saboteur Hairy Harry was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 6 - 2 = 4.
Dark Blade Of Fire stole Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella's Broken Glass.
Moobeard
Saboteur Scrooge is safely tucked underground. (1)
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
Assassin Papa Smurf got smacked 7 spaces back by Paladin Willy Wonka's autohammer.
Paladin Willy Wonka was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Assassin Papa Smurf didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Saboteur Hairy Harry rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Saboteur Hairy Harry was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Assassin Papa Smurf used his ACME Magnet and attracted:
- Paladin Willy Wonka's Hammer, which knocked him unconscious and 6 spaces forward.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 5 - 2 = 3.
Saboteur Hairy Harry delayed Saboteur Scrooge!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 9 - 2 = 7.
Booberella had a Roll Streak of 2!
Assassin Papa Smurf ordered his Pixie to prepare the Blessing Of Vengeance spell.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: any suggestions
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: na
It's not your turn, Scrooge. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Jukebox: Happy Mondays - 24 Hour Party People
Assassin Papa Smurf threw his Hand Grenade to space 370.
Paladin Willy Wonka got killed by a Hand Grenade!
Paladin Willy Wonka got back to life thanks to the Ankh Of Resurrection!
Assassin Papa Smurf got knocked 7 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella's ACME Magnet failed. No other players in range!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 2 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: ass
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella tried to jump too high and jumped 37 spaces back.
Saboteur Scrooge says: hah
Saboteur Scrooge is safely tucked underground. (2)
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 4 - 1 = 3.
Paladin Willy Wonka put a Hammer in his inventory.
Papa Smurf has to wait one turn.
Saboteur Hairy Harry rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Saboteur Hairy Harry pulled the lever. Nothing happened.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 8 - 2 = 6.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella handled her underbelly urges.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: heheheheehehehehehehehehehehe
Saboteur Scrooge rejoined the living!
Saboteur Scrooge is gonna use his Diss Card: Knockback.
Saboteur Scrooge is gonna use his Diss Card: Death.
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
Paladin Willy Wonka had a drink with the ship's captain!
Paladin Willy Wonka drank Gummiberry Juice and bounced 14 spaces forward!
Saboteur Scrooge delayed Paladin Willy Wonka!
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 10 + 2 = 12.
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: someone delay scrooge after his delay is up
Assassin Papa Smurf had his speed increased by 1 thanks to Gandalf the Grey.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: hnnng i want to go to the saloon
Saboteur Hairy Harry rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Some random stuff happened.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 7 - 2 = 5.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella didn't use the catapult.
Scrooge has to wait one turn.
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.

Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 9 + 3 = 12.
Saboteur Hairy Harry's Glue Mine exploded!
Paladin Willy Wonka got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Assassin Papa Smurf got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Assassin Papa Smurf's diss card slowed Saboteur Scrooge by 1 spaces per turn.
Saboteur Hairy Harry rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Jukebox: Masakazu Sugimori - Phoenix Wright: Examination Allegro 2001
Saboteur Hairy Harry has an account balance of 52 Rupees.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 11 - 2 = 9.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella put a Horn in her inventory.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella honks her Horn: HONK HONK!
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 6.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella honks her Horn: HONK HONK!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella honks her Horn: HONK HONK!
Saboteur Scrooge's diss card knocked Paladin Willy Wonka back 13 spaces.
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.
Papa Smurf has to wait one turn.
Saboteur Hairy Harry rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Saboteur Hairy Harry used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Middle Ages.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 6 - 2 = 4.
Saboteur Scrooge knocked all his enemies 4 spaces back with his Space Capacitator.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella put a teleporter in her inventory.
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: well, ant
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: well well
Paladin Willy Wonka says: wat
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: i'm supposed to kill you
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 11.
Saboteur Scrooge's diss card killed Saboteur Hairy Harry.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: y
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Saboteur Scrooge says: oh
Paladin Willy Wonka found 5 Rupees.
Paladin Willy Wonka stood at a crossroads.
Saboteur Hairy Harry says: ok seriously someone kill that fat nasty trash
Paladin Willy Wonka entered the Indian village and received a Bow & Arrows.
Paladin Willy Wonka is going to play Russian Roulette against Saboteur Scrooge.
Saboteur Scrooge didn't die and gave the gun to Paladin Willy Wonka.
Paladin Willy Wonka died playing Russian Roulette.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: lololo
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 2 + 3 = 5.
Saboteur Scrooge says: oh wow
Paladin Willy Wonka says: what the fuck
Saboteur Scrooge says: hahahahah
Teleportation device locked on target.
Assassin Papa Smurf can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella clicked for Assassin Papa Smurf)
Jukebox: Fall Out Boy - This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
Assassin Papa Smurf watched Jane take a shower.
Saboteur Hairy Harry is experiencing lag.
Saboteur Scrooge says: uh oh
It's not your turn, Scrooge. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Saboteur Hairy Harry waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella clicked for Saboteur Hairy Harry)
Saboteur Hairy Harry waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella clicked for Saboteur Hairy Harry)
Saboteur Hairy Harry is safely tucked underground. (1)
Saboteur Hairy Harry can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella clicked for Saboteur Hairy Harry)
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 7 - 2 = 5.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 9 - 2 = 7.
Booberella had a Roll Streak of 2!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella stood at a crossroads.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella joined the cowboys! Yeehaw!
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella entered the cowboy town.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella entered the saloon.
Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella had sex with The Hunchback Of The Notre Dame in the Dark Room. Sick!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 12.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: AHHAHAHAH
Saboteur Scrooge resurrected Saboteur Hairy Harry with his Curse of Lesser Resurrection.
Saboteur Scrooge pulled the lever and aimed the Atom Bomb at Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella!
Paladin Willy Wonka likes being dead. (1)
Saboteur Scrooge says: oh lol
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: shut up ant ill make you pay
Assassin Papa Smurf didn't buy a coffee at Starbucks.
TNT placed.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: WAT U GONNA DO
Saboteur Hairy Harry can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Saboteur Scrooge clicked for Saboteur Hairy Harry)
Saboteur Hairy Harry rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: SPAM MY DASH WITH YAOI
Saboteur Hairy Harry can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Saboteur Scrooge clicked for Saboteur Hairy Harry)
Saboteur Hairy Harry can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Saboteur Scrooge clicked for Saboteur Hairy Harry)
Saboteur Hairy Harry didn't enter the ACME Shop.
It's not your turn, Scrooge. Perhaps you've been hypnotized or someone else already clicked for you!
Saboteur Hairy Harry can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella clicked for Saboteur Hairy Harry)
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 8 - 2 = 6.
Jukebox: Avenged Sevenfold - Save Me
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella didn't get AIDS.
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 2.
Saboteur Scrooge resurrected Paladin Willy Wonka with his Curse of Lesser Resurrection.
Saboteur Scrooge's Curse of Lesser Resurrection wore off.
Saboteur Scrooge didn't enter the Pawn Shop.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: ha
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 3 - 1 = 2.
Paladin Willy Wonka entered the Indian village and received two arrows.
Saboteur Scrooge delayed Saboteur Hairy Harry!
Paladin Willy Wonka bought a lottery ticket for the Jackpot.
Paladin Willy Wonka didn't win the Jackpot.
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Assassin Papa Smurf's TNT exploded!
Nobody got hit.
Assassin Papa Smurf was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
Hairy Harry has to wait one turn.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 6 - 2 = 4.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella found a Banana Peel.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 3.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 2 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Saboteur Scrooge put a potion in his inventory.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 4 - 1 = 3.
Paladin Willy Wonka used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Prehistory!
Paladin Willy Wonka fled 13 spaces to lose a group of mad cavemen.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: hey ant guess what
Paladin Willy Wonka says: what
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella hurls a huge pyroblast at Paladin Willy Wonka!
Paladin Willy Wonka dies horribly.
Paladin Willy Wonka catches on fire!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: i love you
Assassin Papa Smurf bought a Light Wand at the magic shop.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: youre hot
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: youre
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: HOT
Paladin Willy Wonka says: furfaggot
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: ;)))))
Assassin Papa Smurf charged his wand with Life Ward.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: you never saw me irl
Paladin Willy Wonka says: dumnass
You cannot use this crystal, you have to combine it with a wand to charge the wand with a spell!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: no
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: ur hot
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: because ur on fire
You cannot use this crystal, you have to combine it with a wand to charge the wand with a spell!
You cannot use this crystal, you have to combine it with a wand to charge the wand with a spell!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: dumbshit
Assassin Papa Smurf starts to sprint.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: I KNOW
You cannot use this crystal, you have to combine it with a wand to charge the wand with a spell!
Paladin Willy Wonka says: FURFAG
Saboteur Hairy Harry can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Saboteur Scrooge clicked for Saboteur Hairy Harry)
Saboteur Hairy Harry rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
You cannot use this crystal, you have to combine it with a wand to charge the wand with a spell!
Saboteur Hairy Harry can now be kicked after waiting too long! (Saboteur Scrooge clicked for Saboteur Hairy Harry)
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: can we just
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: kick him
Saboteur Scrooge says: yes
Saboteur Hairy Harry is experiencing lag.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella kicked Saboteur Hairy Harry, who was idle for 33 seconds.
Hairy Harry has left the game!
Saboteur Scrooge tried kicking Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella out of the game.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 5 - 2 = 3.
A pig fell on Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella's head!
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 11.
Saboteur Scrooge didn't use the time machine.
Paladin Willy Wonka's Phaser burned in the fire.
Paladin Willy Wonka rots in peace. (1)
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 5 + 7 = 12.
Assassin Papa Smurf realised the truth.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 9 - 2 = 7.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella sailed along with the pirates for 16 spaces.
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 2.
Assassin Papa Smurf drank his Coffee and gained Caffeine Rush!
Saboteur Scrooge found a ticking bomb...
...and threw it to Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella...
...and threw it to Paladin Willy Wonka...
Paladin Willy Wonka could not throw away the bomb and exploded.
Assassin Papa Smurf used his Banana and Time Travel Condom to give everyone sex education in the past! All players lose their STD's and Assassin Papa Smurf moves 10 spaces forward for doing a good deed!
Assassin Papa Smurf succesfully smashed his Hypno Glasses with his hammer and created broken glass.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: hi ant
Paladin Willy Wonka's Hammer burned in the fire.
Paladin Willy Wonka is safely tucked underground. (2)
Paladin Willy Wonka says: NO
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 7 + 7 = 14.
Assassin Papa Smurf breaks out of his sprint.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: ya
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Volatile Oil to Assassin Papa Smurf.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 8 - 2 = 6.
Assassin Papa Smurf combined his Bow & Arrows with Volatile Oil but two arrows burned away.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: no
Paladin Willy Wonka says: fuck you
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 5.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: ok
Saboteur Scrooge didn't enter the Engineering Workplace.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: <3
Paladin Willy Wonka's War Helmet burned in the fire.
Paladin Willy Wonka got resurrected!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: why cant i GO TO THE MAGIC SHOP?
Paladin Willy Wonka shot Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Paladin Willy Wonka removed his curses with Holy Water. (No curses!)
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 2 + 2 = 4.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: bringing me closer to you?
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: ;0
Paladin Willy Wonka says: no
Assassin Papa Smurf is gonna use his Diss Card: Speed Exchange.
Assassin Papa Smurf wants a catapult to launch his ACME Piano.
Assassin Papa Smurf removed his curses with Holy Water. (No curses!)
Assassin Papa Smurf used his EMP Generator and disabled:
* his Teleport Activator.
Assassin Papa Smurf is gonna use his Diss Card: Knockback.
Paladin Willy Wonka's Glue Mine exploded!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Paladin Willy Wonka got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Booberella has to wait one turn.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: awww
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 9.
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 11.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: glued us together
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella's banana peel rotted away.
Scrooge had a Roll Streak of 2!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: how sweet
Teleporter's battery was down.
Teleportation failed.
Paladin Willy Wonka says: ye
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: i dont remember fuck
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella answered wrong and moved back 7 spaces.
Saboteur Scrooge delayed Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella!
Willy Wonka has to skip a turn.
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 12 + 2 = 14.
Paladin Willy Wonka shot an arrow at Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella, but missed.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: me and ant forever
Paladin Willy Wonka says: ok
Assassin Papa Smurf loves everybody!
Booberella has to wait one turn.
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 7.
A pig fell on Saboteur Scrooge's helmetty head! Saboteur Scrooge received Bacon.
Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
***Time to specialize!***
Paladin Willy Wonka became a Barbarian.
Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 5 + 2 = 7.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka used his Leap to jump to space 340.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka let loose a savage roar!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella fled to space 325.
Assassin Papa Smurf became a Saboteur.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka shot Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka shot Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella 5 spaces back with an arrow up the butt!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 9 - 2 = 7.
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 3 - 2 = 1.
Booberella had a Roll Streak of 2!
Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella became a Barbarian.
Saboteur Scrooge rolled 5.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella used her Leap to jump to space 333.
Saboteur Scrooge became an Assassin.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella let loose a savage roar!
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka fled to space 348.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka feels good.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge starts to sprint.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka has 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka has 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka loves his 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka loves his 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka loves his 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka has 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka smells his 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 57 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka noticed 5 Rupees slipped through the hole in his pocket.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 52 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka wants to spend his 52 Rupees.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella stole Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka's ACME Piano with her Telekinesis.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella wants a catapult to launch her ACME Piano.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf died.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella plays a jazzy tune on her ACME Piano.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 7 - 2 = 5.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella put a Horn in her inventory.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka charges his hammer with holy might.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella honks her Horn: HONK HONK!
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge rolled 5 + 6 = 11.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella honks her Horn: HONK HONK!
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella honks her Horn: HONK HONK!
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge stood at a crossroads.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge didn't enter the Engineering Workplace.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella stole Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka's Hammer with her Telekinesis.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella wants a catapult to launch her ACME Piano.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 11 - 1 = 10.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella plays a jazzy tune on her ACME Piano.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella tried to jump too high and jumped 31 spaces back.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge says: gg guys
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka killed Assassin Saboteur Scrooge.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 5 - 2 = 3.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bought a coffee at Starbucks.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella drank her Coffee and gained Caffeine Rush!
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge breaks out of his sprint.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 11 - 1 = 10.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka says: wat u want
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: MCR
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka says: no
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: My chemical romaaaance
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: nigger
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella broke her Hammer.
Jukebox: The Getaway Plan - Shadows
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella broke her ACME Piano.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka plays a bit with his Pocket Ball.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge says: oooooooooooooooooo
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella plays a bit with her Pocket Ball.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella loves her 31 Rupees.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka took out a life insurance.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 5 - 2 = 3.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka says: toph is blind
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella hurls an icy frostbolt at Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka, slowing speed by 5 for 2 turns.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka rolled 9 - 6 = 3.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka's Hammer loses the Holy Hammer effect.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Future.
You can't use items when you're dead, buddy!
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka bought a Red Lightsaber in the Future Shop.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf got resurrected!
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 7 - 2 = 5.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka slashes at some plants with his Lightsaber.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka plays a bit with his Lightsaber.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka plays a bit with his Lightsaber.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Signal Jammer at the engineering workplace.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka plays a bit with his Lightsaber.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka used his Pocket Ball on nothing.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka used his Pocket Ball on nothing again! Careful, or it'll break!
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf delayed Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka!
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Hand Grenade at the engineering workplace.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella threw her Hand Grenade to space 343.
Nobody got hit.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella activates her Signal Jammer. The Signal Jam makes controllers malfunction when used for 2 rounds!
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge lives once more!
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka says: stupid dumbshit
Willy Wonka has to wait one turn.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf's Caffeine Rush wore off.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf's diss card knocked Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka back 14 spaces.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge delayed Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka!
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf says: Jesus Christ this game never ends
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: lmao
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge says: it really doesn't
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: its because jojo put it at 700
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 7 - 2 = 5.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf says: Whoever JoJo is, fuck them
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge says: because you guys keep delaying me also
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella tried to jump too high and jumped 50 spaces back.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Jukebox: The Muppets Show - Theme
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf used his Dark Wand to curse Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella with the Curse of Relativity.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge left the Magic Shop.
Willy Wonka has to skip a turn.
Barbarian Paladin Willy Wonka used his Leap to jump to space 376.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
Saboteur Assassin Papa Smurf was sane enough to avoid the Pyramid.
The Signal Jam ends.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella rolled 8 - 2 = 6.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella found a Banana Peel.
Jukebox: Epic Rap Battles of MVC3 - Doom Vs Wesker
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella did nothing at the bank.
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella carelessly threw down her Banana Peel behind her.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Teleportation device locked on target.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge didn't enter the Engineering Workplace.
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge won the game!
Barbarian Sick Sorceress Seductress Sick Booberella says: well dayum suicide
Assassin Saboteur Scrooge says: gg guys

what kind of sick twisted board game is this