SO YOU WANT TO FUCKING PLAY PC GAMES?
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SO YOU WANT TO FUCKING PLAY PC GAMES?
DO NOT BUY A MAC
DO NOT BUY A LAPTOP
DO NOT BUY A PREBUILT
DO NOT BUY AN ALIENWARE
DO NOT BUY A DELL
DO NOT BUY AN HP
DO NOT BUY A SONY
DO NOT BUY OVERPRICED RAZOR SHIT
DO NOT BUY MONSTER CABLES, THEY DO NOT GIVE YOUR COMPUTER "MORE GRAPHICS"
DO NOT DOWNGRADE TO WINDOWS 8 WHEN IT IS RELEASED, STICK WITH 7 AND WAIT FOR 9
USE DVI CABLES, HDMI IS STUPID
THE GUY AT BEST BUY/COMP USA/ TIGER DIRECT/ WALMART/ HHGREGG/CIRCUIT CITY DOES NOT KNOW SHIT. DO NOT TRUST HIM. HE WANTS YOUR MONEY AND IS WILLING TO CRAFT ELABORATE DEFINITIONS OF BULLSHIT IN ORDER TO GET IT. HE WOULD STAB YOU IN THE BACK WITH THE PAIR OF BOX CUTTER CLIPPED TO HIS BELT IF IT MEANT HE WOULD BE GETTING 8 MORE CENTS ON HIS NEXT PAYCHECK.
DO NOT PIRATE YOUR OS UNLESS YOU VOLUNTARILY WANT THE UKRAINIAN MAFIA TO USE YOUR COMPUTER TO SPAM OTHER PEOPLES INBOXES WITH DICK PILL ADVERTISEMENTS.
THE BEST GUIDE TO WHAT PC PARTS YOU SHOULD BUY ON A BUDGET IS FALCONGUIDE, http://www.tinyurl.com/falconguide
YOU SHOULDN'T NEED GUIDES TO BUILDING A PC, SHIT IS EASY
STEAM IS SHIT, HAVE IT INSTALLED BUT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU EVER HAVE IT SET TO LAUNCH ON STARTUP. BUY PHYSICAL COPIES IF YOU CAN.
IN-BROWSER GAMES ARE ALMOST ALWAYS SHIT
DO NOT BUY A LAPTOP
DO NOT BUY A PREBUILT
DO NOT BUY AN ALIENWARE
DO NOT BUY A DELL
DO NOT BUY AN HP
DO NOT BUY A SONY
DO NOT BUY OVERPRICED RAZOR SHIT
DO NOT BUY MONSTER CABLES, THEY DO NOT GIVE YOUR COMPUTER "MORE GRAPHICS"
DO NOT DOWNGRADE TO WINDOWS 8 WHEN IT IS RELEASED, STICK WITH 7 AND WAIT FOR 9
USE DVI CABLES, HDMI IS STUPID
THE GUY AT BEST BUY/COMP USA/ TIGER DIRECT/ WALMART/ HHGREGG/CIRCUIT CITY DOES NOT KNOW SHIT. DO NOT TRUST HIM. HE WANTS YOUR MONEY AND IS WILLING TO CRAFT ELABORATE DEFINITIONS OF BULLSHIT IN ORDER TO GET IT. HE WOULD STAB YOU IN THE BACK WITH THE PAIR OF BOX CUTTER CLIPPED TO HIS BELT IF IT MEANT HE WOULD BE GETTING 8 MORE CENTS ON HIS NEXT PAYCHECK.
DO NOT PIRATE YOUR OS UNLESS YOU VOLUNTARILY WANT THE UKRAINIAN MAFIA TO USE YOUR COMPUTER TO SPAM OTHER PEOPLES INBOXES WITH DICK PILL ADVERTISEMENTS.
THE BEST GUIDE TO WHAT PC PARTS YOU SHOULD BUY ON A BUDGET IS FALCONGUIDE, http://www.tinyurl.com/falconguide
YOU SHOULDN'T NEED GUIDES TO BUILDING A PC, SHIT IS EASY
STEAM IS SHIT, HAVE IT INSTALLED BUT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU EVER HAVE IT SET TO LAUNCH ON STARTUP. BUY PHYSICAL COPIES IF YOU CAN.
IN-BROWSER GAMES ARE ALMOST ALWAYS SHIT
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