FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA

ok so lets say that i invented a machine and what it does is it collects every drop of spooge you've ever spilled in your life and puts it in a giant tub designed for carrying spooge. following me here? okay so then it uses fucking SCIENCE and detects the perfect girl for you, the one you could live with for an eternity and always be happy with her and then teleports to her and dumps ALL DAT SPOOGE all over her head and takes 400 photos in quick succession of 300 tons of spooge being dropped on her head and her reacting and you immediately get these photos and get to keep them for life (lets say archived digitally across 50,000 different domains and in underground libraries of these photos all across the planet)

how much would you pay for such an invention?

negative forty billion dollars
why would i want that

my firstborn

spinnythings wrote:negative forty billion dollars
why would i want that

>not wanting a machine that collects semen and drops it on your dream girl's head

Are you fucking gay or something? Jesus CHRIST.

cyber sperm that gets sent around the world through the DIGITAL FRONTIER


make it happen

i dont see what is so sexy about dumping sticky white fluid onto a girl's head










frankly i find it disgusting and would try to help her clean it

xatu wrote:

spinnythings wrote:negative forty billion dollars
why would i want that

>not wanting a machine that collects semen and drops it on your dream girl's head

Are you fucking gay or something? Jesus CHRIST.

no but i'd prefer not to have my dream girl hate my friggin' guts
i'd only buy the machine if you could remove that part
i mean if it were water that'd be hot
but semen? that shit aint comin out of long hair motherfucker