this is a list of things i don't like and i thought you should know

dirty shoes
greasy hair
video games being delayed for 14 years and finally being released, and sucking
baggy shorts
shorts in general
fat ladies
detroit
rain
loud dogs that bark only when you're trying to sleep
the fact the gabe pronouced gaben gee ae bee ee en in portal 2 dev commentary
screaming gross welfare kids
poor people that somehow have trampolines
people that'll blindly disagree with someone just because they like something the other person doesn't, or vice versa
scots, with the exception of ze
badly written "fan"fics
hipsters
most music made nowadays
snow and the cold
the swamp grass and foliage colour in minecraft
rochelle from left 4 dead 2
max payne bald
kids with mics
people that think they're russian/german/asian ect. because they use google translate
idlers outside of idle servers
f2p'ers in tf2 that think they're good at the game by playing heavy or sniper and trying to shoot through things
people that overuse memes
male pyro r34
people whose car's car alarms go off randomly when there's no one trying to steal the car
...futa
people that think they're smart by copying and pasting a wikipedia article
xbox 360 fanboys
ps3/sony fanboys
nintendo fanboys
mac fanboys
windows fanboys
(basically all fanboys)
narutards
people that ragequit games like this because they were "cybr booliyed"
people that post cyber bully blarf
facebook
hashtags
myspace (belongs to the hipsters now)
politics
fox news
that guy that stole max payne's sunglasses
crying babbies
shipping
windows movie maker
thread reposts like this srry
wubstep
randumb people
cod fanboys
battlefield fanboys
arma fanboys
nickmaster101
people who end their name with 101
having my chests disorganized in minecraft
buying equipment for temporary characters in RPGs
douchbags that think they're cool because they've been doing something longer
when you make a joke and the other person says "What" and laughs as if you made no sense
when you're about to eat the last of something and it falls on the floor
music with no beat or clear melody
those ugly blue and pink streaks in girls' hair
that awkward moment when you walk into someone and can't decide who goes left and who goes right
when you drink powder flavored drink and it's too heavy/flat
when you're talking to a friend and some kid says "STOP TALKING GUYS" and then goes and talks to people
having to go right when you're having fun in something
guilt over something that destroys you and then you find out you did nothing wrong
when you get hyped over something and it sucks
when you have no money and need money
people who think they're instantly badass for going on a roller coaster
having to clean up your pet's mess when they crap on the furniture
When you have the same shirt as a person you hate. Then when they notice they think your both 'twinsies' and won't leave you alone for it.
when your cat dives into your neighbor's car and poops on their rubber mat, and gets trapped there the entire night
People who think they are better than everyone because they have a higher game score
people that call themselves trolls
when all my sheepies die in minecraft due to mad scientists :C
when i put a bucket of water at my feet when i fall in lava in MC and somehow just get stuck in the ground and die
grammatical errors
cake's cousin who thinks that the colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices recipe is hidden in area 51
all those crappy love shows on tv
the beggars in oblivion always asking you to spare a coin
how in skyrim when i drop stuff people say "hey you dropped this"
guards in skyrim always telling you to stop shouting and how it's making people nervous
guards in skyrim telling you stories about how they used to be an adventurer like you
people that think it's an accomplishment to get 100 posts
roblox mods
people that nitpick
HYPOCRITES
people that make a big deal of kony and don't do anything to help (seriously, liking a facebook page isn't going to do ANYTHING.)
people that only use TF2 for trading and never actually play it
mistaking cabbage for lettuce and putting it in your sandwich
teammates that get you killed by standing directly in your way when you're trying to back up/strafe away from an enemy
KE$HA
when you realize that that's mold and that these aren't blueberry waffles.

Bacon wrote:dirty shoes
greasy hair
video games being delayed for 14 years and finally being released, and sucking
baggy shorts
shorts in general
fat ladies
detroit
rain
loud dogs that bark only when you're trying to sleep
the fact the gabe pronouced gaben gee ae bee ee en in portal 2 dev commentary
screaming gross welfare kids
poor people that somehow have trampolines
people that'll blindly disagree with someone just because they like something the other person doesn't, or vice versa
scots, with the exception of ze
badly written "fan"fics
hipsters
most music made nowadays
snow and the cold
the swamp grass and foliage colour in minecraft
rochelle from left 4 dead 2
max payne bald
kids with mics
people that think they're russian/german/asian ect. because they use google translate
idlers outside of idle servers
f2p'ers in tf2 that think they're good at the game by playing heavy or sniper and trying to shoot through things
people that overuse memes
male pyro r34
people whose car's car alarms go off randomly when there's no one trying to steal the car
...futa
people that think they're smart by copying and pasting a wikipedia article
xbox 360 fanboys
ps3/sony fanboys
nintendo fanboys
mac fanboys
windows fanboys
(basically all fanboys)
narutards
people that ragequit games like this because they were "cybr booliyed"
people that post cyber bully blarf
facebook
hashtags
myspace (belongs to the hipsters now)
politics
fox news
that guy that stole max payne's sunglasses
crying babbies
shipping
windows movie maker
thread reposts like this srry
wubstep
randumb people
cod fanboys
battlefield fanboys
arma fanboys
nickmaster101
people who end their name with 101
having my chests disorganized in minecraft
buying equipment for temporary characters in RPGs
douchbags that think they're cool because they've been doing something longer
when you make a joke and the other person says "What" and laughs as if you made no sense
when you're about to eat the last of something and it falls on the floor
music with no beat or clear melody
those ugly blue and pink streaks in girls' hair
that awkward moment when you walk into someone and can't decide who goes left and who goes right
when you drink powder flavored drink and it's too heavy/flat
when you're talking to a friend and some kid says "STOP TALKING GUYS" and then goes and talks to people
having to go right when you're having fun in something
guilt over something that destroys you and then you find out you did nothing wrong
when you get hyped over something and it sucks
when you have no money and need money
people who think they're instantly badass for going on a roller coaster
having to clean up your pet's mess when they crap on the furniture
When you have the same shirt as a person you hate. Then when they notice they think your both 'twinsies' and won't leave you alone for it.
when your cat dives into your neighbor's car and poops on their rubber mat, and gets trapped there the entire night
People who think they are better than everyone because they have a higher game score
people that call themselves trolls
when all my sheepies die in minecraft due to mad scientists :C
when i put a bucket of water at my feet when i fall in lava in MC and somehow just get stuck in the ground and die
grammatical errors
cake's cousin who thinks that the colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices recipe is hidden in area 51
all those crappy love shows on tv
the beggars in oblivion always asking you to spare a coin
how in skyrim when i drop stuff people say "hey you dropped this"
guards in skyrim always telling you to stop shouting and how it's making people nervous
guards in skyrim telling you stories about how they used to be an adventurer like you
people that think it's an accomplishment to get 100 posts
roblox mods
people that nitpick
HYPOCRITES
people that make a big deal of kony and don't do anything to help (seriously, liking a facebook page isn't going to do ANYTHING.)
people that only use TF2 for trading and never actually play it
mistaking cabbage for lettuce and putting it in your sandwich
teammates that get you killed by standing directly in your way when you're trying to back up/strafe away from an enemy
KE$HA
when you realize that that's mold and that these aren't blueberry waffles.

okay

somebody hates 90% of the internet apparently...

i agree with pretty much all of this