Beautiful Stories: Volume I

Yesterday my wife ran away so i called the police to bring her back



so i said to her NICE TRY BITCH THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE THE KITCHEN DIDNT YOU

ok

RTCity wrote:ok

what have you done wrong if your wife comes out of the kitchen to yell at u forgotten to lock the cage.

Y do black people wear long trousers

because their knee grows

I fucked a sheep and I fucked a goat. I rammed my dick right down it's throat.



So what? So what? So what, so what mother. I'm my own man now and I will fuck what I want.

lovely.

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

I wonder if Michael Jackson looks anything like he did in the thriller video yet??
Would having sex with a dead black woman be know as 'negrophillia?

My potatoes bring all the Irish to the yard and there like that famine was hard



my cock in your daugther was harder

My doctor believes I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, he did not admit it but I know hes thinking it.

I love my new furless cat It's called Chemo

RATIOSU'S CORNER OF BRILLIANCE:

WHta IS A palyzed man who has much sex?



Stephen Hoare King

What did little mary get for xmas?







Cancer

i have lost my left testicle, but please dont worry too much



ill be all right


PHEW I WAS WORRIED THERE FOR A MINUTE

I met this girl in a nightclub.... and I liked it so I put a ring on it.



Nah just joking, I spiked her drink and raped her.

I have paranormal activity... In my pants.

What's the best thing about having sex with a four year old?





Hearing the pelvis snap.

what did the little back aids suffering boy get for his 13th birthday?








fuck all, he died when he was 8.








;n;

what's black and blue and scared of cock?



The little boy under my stairs.

I wrote you a haiku / but it had no class / I wrote you a sonnet / but it sounded rather crass / anyway here's a drawing of a penis on your ass.

So I raped the bitch



No reason

INTERNET CHATROOMS:

Does anyone else find it hard to fap when the dog is staring at you?



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If you have a dog, why fap?



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Or just jerk the dog off?

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THIS?




Statistically, 18 out of 9 skitzophrenics enjoy gang rape.

the dodo DIED

dando died

dodi DIED

di DIED

i bet dido is shitting herself

My Grandpa idolised Norman Wisdom. He even named some of his teeth after him.

I can talk I call my Genital Warts, Manfords.

my girlfriend jus dumped me, she sed i dont stop bragging about the size of my dick and she dosent lyk me havin such a big ego.....i said 'its the first tym anyones called it that'