Magician's magical adventure into Halo 4

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:37 pm

I'm planning on pissing through the game's campaign tonight.
Stay tuned for descriptive accounts on how retarded the story is.
Probably going to do a level by level thing.

by **dogman is stupid** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:43 pm

we really should have users do this sort of thing every once in awhile

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:43 pm

Also, there's two discs so if you want to switch from single player to multiplayer you need to take one disc out and put in the other one.
Fucking retarded.

by **dogman is stupid** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:49 pm

Magician wrote:Also, there's two discs so if you want to switch from single player to multiplayer you need to take one disc out and put in the other one.
Fucking retarded.

oh ok so we're back to the golden age of gaming when you needed to use more than one disc to play
sounds like we're off to a great start

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:56 pm

By the way, normal or ~~hard~~ heroic difficulty?

by **ACE MCWICKED** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:57 pm

Magician wrote:By the way, normal or ~~hard~~ heroic difficulty?

if you're not doing hard difficulty then i'm not going to pay attention

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:59 pm

a million dicks wrote:
Magician wrote:By the way, normal or ~~hard~~ heroic difficulty?
if you're not doing hard difficulty then i'm not going to pay attention

Hard difficulty it is then.

I was planning on doing hard anyway to be able to gloat to my younger brother about being better than him at the games he owns.

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:02 pm

JESUS CHRIST the Xbox Dashboard is hideous.

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:04 pm

At the main menu.
Some woman is singing some gay shit that sounds like it's from some Middle Earth-esque movie.

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:06 pm

"WELCOME TO HALO, REBORN.

We're honoured and excited to have you experience this game and we hope you enjoy playing as much as we enjoyed building it.

Thank you for your trust, community, engagement and input.

343 Industries"

by **ACE MCWICKED** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:06 pm

Magician wrote:At the main menu.
Some woman is singing some gay shit that sounds like it's from some Middle Earth-esque movie.

are you talking shit about mjolnir mix because if you are then we got a problem

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:07 pm

a million dicks wrote:
Magician wrote:At the main menu.
Some woman is singing some gay shit that sounds like it's from some Middle Earth-esque movie.
are you talking shit about mjolnir mix because if you are then we got a problem

Of course not, this is new.

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:20 pm

Okay, so we start off with this opening cinematic with exceptional graphics, basically, the doctor in charge of the Spartan programme is being questioned by this guy who's essentially a silhouette and criticizing her about what the Spartan programme was for and the Spartans inability to function in normal society with her countering how they were necessary to stop the covenant and how they're apparently Humanities next step or some shit.

Then it cuts to a different cinematic less polished graphics showing the wreck of that ship that the MC is on with Cortana looking at this screen displaying MC's information and she re-activates him or some shit while saying "I need you".

Then we get to gameplay and you open your cyro-pod thing and MC puts his waifu into his armour or whatever he does.

Here we go!

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:22 pm

Got 20 gamerscore for activating this record thing that was literally right under where I started.

That was easy.

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:26 pm

Oh look, quick time events.

by **dogman is stupid** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:29 pm

Magician wrote:Oh look, quick time events.

oh this'll be amazing

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:35 pm

[REDACTED] wrote:
Magician wrote:Oh look, quick time events.
oh this'll be amazing

Tap X to pry open elevator door - Use the left thumbstick to climb the elevator shaft and avoid flying debris - OH SHIT AN ELITE WITH A PLASMA SWORD TAP RB TO KILL HIM!

That was essentially it.

by **dogman is stupid** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:37 pm

Magician wrote:
[REDACTED] wrote:
Magician wrote:Oh look, quick time events.
oh this'll be amazing

Tap X to pry open elevator door - Use the left thumbstick to climb the elevator shaft and avoid flying debris - OH SHIT AN ELITE WITH A PLASMA SWORD TAP RB TO KILL HIM!

That was essentially it.

oh that sounds fun
so it's essentially space call of duty

by **spinnythings** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:48 pm

ok im a halofag so here goes

Magician wrote:Also, there's two discs so if you want to switch from single player to multiplayer you need to take one disc out and put in the other one.
Fucking retarded.

nop you download disk 2 then never use it again

Magician wrote:By the way, normal or ~~hard~~ heroic difficulty?

you forgot Legendary faggot Heroic ain't hard enough

Magician wrote:JESUS CHRIST the Xbox Dashboard is hideous.

well yeah

Magician wrote:At the main menu.
Some woman is singing some gay shit that sounds like it's from some Middle Earth-esque movie.

no its pretty fuck you

also i already beat the whole campaign

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:50 pm

spinnythings wrote:no its pretty fuck you

also i already beat the whole campaign

WELL AREN'T YOU THE SAUSAGE IN THE ROLL!

by **dogman is stupid** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:51 pm

spinnythings wrote:
also i already beat the whole campaign

we care

by **spinnythings** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:51 pm

Magician wrote:
spinnythings wrote:no its pretty fuck you

also i already beat the whole campaign

WELL AREN'T YOU THE SAUSAGE IN THE ROLL!

what the fuck kind of comeback is that

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:52 pm

spinnythings wrote:
Magician wrote:
spinnythings wrote:no its pretty fuck you

also i already beat the whole campaign

WELL AREN'T YOU THE SAUSAGE IN THE ROLL!
what the fuck kind of comeback is that

WELL LOOK WHOSE ARSE THE SUN SHINES OUT OF!

by **spinnythings** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:54 pm

Magician wrote:
spinnythings wrote:
Magician wrote:
spinnythings wrote:no its pretty fuck you

also i already beat the whole campaign

WELL AREN'T YOU THE SAUSAGE IN THE ROLL!
what the fuck kind of comeback is that

WELL LOOK WHOSE ARSE THE SUN SHINES OUT OF!

what is oging on what happedngf

by **Magician** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:59 pm

spinnythings wrote:
Magician wrote:
spinnythings wrote:
Magician wrote:

WELL AREN'T YOU THE SAUSAGE IN THE ROLL!
what the fuck kind of comeback is that

WELL LOOK WHOSE ARSE THE SUN SHINES OUT OF!
what is oging on what happedngf

YOU'RE THE TYPE OF FECKER TO GO INTO TOWN ON A DONKEY AND COME BACK WITH A WHEELBARROW!

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