communism and the quest for breakfast

so I woke up at like 4 A.M.
I was at my brother's house, and his damn cat wouldn't leave me alone
I got up, but the cat kept chasing my feet
so I gave up and sat back down on the couch
seconds later, the cat just went into the laundry room.
I took this opportunity to look into the fridge, but there was only some Kool-Aid or some shit
but I saw a bag of Butterfingers above the fridge, so I took some and sat on the couch
next thing I know, it's 6 A.M., and I've eaten nearly 3 quarters of the Butterfingers in the bag.
curse you gluttonyyyy

that story had so many amazing plot twists.
the character development was spectacular.