Amsk8r's Big Adventure [STORY]/Faggotry Criterion Collection

Chapter 1: The accident

amsk8r: *snoring*
Alarm: WAEK UP NUB!
amsk8r: *sleeping still*
Alarm: WAEK UP >:O
amsk8r: *sleeping*
Alarm: LAWGZ!
amsk8r: OMG WHERE?
Alarm: Nowhere :>
amsk8r: >
Alarm: oh no..
amsk8r: *crushes alarm* :3
KidboT: Hey amsk..*looks at alarm* Aww! Thats the 3rd one this week!
amsk8r: Do j00 has lawgz?
KidboT: Yea. In the fireplace.
amsk8r: WEAR IS FIERPLACE?
KidboT: Downstairs..
amsk8r: OK *jumps out window*
KidboT: *looks out window* WE ARE 10 STORIES HIGH!
amsk8r: WAT? *splat* *blacks out*
________________
TWO HOURS LATER..
________________

amsk8r: *wakes up* WHERE AM I? WERE R LAWGZ AT?
???: Are you ok?
amsk8r: OMG WHO R U?
???: Your doctor. Your in the hospital and you need to take alot of PILLZ.
amsk8r: NUU! Hey who is that? *points to other patient*
Maddyfiren (patient): I hate all of you.
amsk8r: BUT I WUV U :3!
Maddyfiren: -_-
amsk8r: :3
Maddyfiren: -_-
amsk8r:
Maddyfiren: And I ate your log.
amsk8r: WUUUUUT? NUUU ;-;

To be continued...

amsk8r: *exits hospital* DOSE DOCTAHS ARE NUBZ. Now were r lawgz?
???: WATCH OUT! *pushes amsk8r out of way of passing car*
amsk8r: OMG STAWP TOUCHIN ME!
???: Sorry, but you were in the middle of the highway!
amsk8r: NUUU U WERE! who r u?
???: SUPER STENU
amsk8r: *giggle*
Stenu: What?
amsk8r: XD!
Stenu: *punches amsk8r in the face*
amsk8r: OWWIIIE ;-;
Stenu: Anyways...LOOK METEORS D:
amsk8r: *looks at falling meteors* OMG! DO U THINK DEY HAS INTERNET ACCESS?
Stenu: -_-. Anyways, im gonna go stop them.
amsk8r: HAO?
Stenu: LIEK THIS *flies up into the air, then with his epic weegee vision, explodes the meteors, then goes back to amsk8r*
amsk8r: OMG HAXER!
Stenu: No. I just h..
amsk8r: REPORTED 5 BEELEEEON TIEMZ!
Stenu: Pfft. Lik..*banned*
amsk8r: LOL NOOB

Chapter 3: Banland

amsk8r: OHAIDERE! UR LIEK A NUB LOLOLOL
Clay: O_o
amsk8r: *spams bad links*
Clay: >:O! Reported
amsk8r: Cant get banned. 2 epik.
MrDoomBringer: Hello amsk8r. We meet again.
amsk8r: HAI! ITS TAT GUI WHO BUYZ ME ALL THESE COOL SOKZ! *holds up sock on fire* :>
MrDoomBringer: O_o...
Clay: I think he has problems.
MrDoomBringer: Yup. *bans amsk8r*
amsk8r: NUUU! *vanishes into dust*
_____________
2 minutes later..
_____________
amsk8r: *wakes up* Where am I?
???: OHAIDER!
amsk8r: *looks at guy* OMG..its its...
Ryanisback: Hi amsk8r :3
amsk8r: NUU!! ONLY I CANZ BE EPIK SPAMMAH >:O
Ryanisback: Nope. Only I can. Anyways..your in banland. As you can see..your chained to that wall.
amsk8r: I c. Doesh thees wall has internat access?
Ryanisback: Um...no?
amsk8r: I haet this wall then.
Ryanisback:: Well..onto the torturin.
amsk8r: Does DAT has internet access?
Ryanisback: -_- *takes out wood shedder*
amsk8r: wat is tat?
Ryanisback: *takes out log from pocket*
amsk8r: LAWG SPAWNIN POCKIT? kewl! I wuv lawgz.
Ryanisback: *throws log into wood shedder*
amsk8r: NUU! ;-;! NAO I WEEL NEVER GET ITS INTERNET ACCESS!
Ryanisback: -_-
*door busts open*
Ryanisback: OH MAH GAWD!
Zapzilla: IM HERE TO SA..*lighting hits zap, and he vanishes into dust*
Stenu45: Im the only super hero here >:U
amsk8r: OH MAH GAWD ITZ TAT GUY WHO DESTROYED TEH METEORZ! When did j00 get unbanned?
Stenu45: *faecpalm*

Chapter 4: Lab 2

amsk8r: HELP ME DOWWWWWWN!
Ryanthegreat: *putting more logs into the shredder*
Stenu45: *laughing*
amsk8r: TEH TORTURE!
Stenu45: XD! Hey, lets move onto Lab 2 :>
Ryanthegreat: Um..are you sure?
amsk8r: wat is lawb 2?
Stenu45: You will see. Lets bring him into Lab 2.
Ryanthegreat: *meep* Ok...
amsk8r: WA.*gets punched in face and blacks out*

________________
2 more minute later..
________________

amsk8r: *wakes up in room coated in ice everywhere* YAY NO CHAINZ! AND ICE! Its weird color D:
Speaker (Stenu45): Welcome to Lab 2.
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): Um..its in alpha state and we decided to test it. You are the tester.
amsk8r: ONOEZ I DIDNT STUDY ;-;
Speaker (Stenu45): -_-
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): The ice that covers the room isnt frozen water.
amsk8r: Is it frozen LAWGZ?
Speaker (Maddyfiren): I hate all of you.
Speaker (Stenu45): When did she get here?
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): Idk.
Speaker (Maddyfiren): Nubz. *door shutting is heard*
Speaker (Stenu45 and Ryanthegreat): LOLWUT.
amsk8r: CHEZSTIX
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): Anyways, the ice is frozen gasoline. Do you see that trapdoor in the floor?
amsk8r: nuuuu.
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): We..
amsk8r: I WUV U
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): Um ok. We..
amsk8r: I HAET ALL OF J00. lol
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): SHUT UP! Anyways, well you shouldnt. When that trapdoor opens, it will release flamers, who will be on fire. And you know what happens when fire and gasoline meet?
amsk8r: CHRISTMAS? :>
Speaker (Stenu45): No you nub.
amsk8r: INTERNET ACCESS?
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): Ugh. I have released the flamers
Trapdoor: *head of a flamer comes out*
amsk8r: ONOEZ!

Chapter 5: Amsk8r's True Form

amsk8r: Waiitt...>:3!
*room catches on fire*
Speaker (Zapzilla): ILL SAVE TEH..*giggle*..XD!
Speaker (Stenu): *throws Zapzilla out the nearest window*
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): How does it feel amsk8r?
amsk8r: GREATZ! I can haz cookie nao?
Speaker (Stenu): Wait whhaaat? Stop the flames Ryan!
Speaker (Ryanthegreat): Flames gone.
amsk8r: *on fire* I R FLAMAH NUB!
Speaker (Stenu): Oh yea...
amsk8r: *exits through door*
Speaker (Stenu): ONOEZ HE IS LEAVIN!
amsk8r: *closes door* YAY I R OUT :>! Yup. This is banland, nao were is mah dorm?
Zapzilla: O_e...*twitching*
amsk8r: *still on fire* HUGGIEZ :>
Zapzilla: WAIT NUUU................

_________
CENSORED
_________

Back in the control room...

Stenu: Um...
Ryanthegreat: Oh em gee..
Stenu: Well he is still on fire...
Ryanthegreat: And I think he is hugging zapzilla...
Maddyfiren: *comes in* I hate all..
Stenu: *shoots maddy in the face*
Maddyfiren: ;-;! *jumps out of the window* CRAP I LANDED ON AMSK8R! GAAAAAH!
Stenu: ECKZ DEE!
Ryanthegreat: XD!

Chapter 6: KidboT

At amsk8r's apartment..at 8:00 p.m..

KidboT: *looks at clock* Either amsk8r is dead...or he is out late. Either way..HE ISNT HERE 8D! *doorbell rings.*
KidboT: LOLWUT. *opens door*
Paxjax123: WANT A GIR..
KidboT: *slams door in face*
Paxjax123: LET ME IN OR ELSE >:U
KidboT: Or else what?
Paxjax123: *kicks down door and aims uzi at kidbot's head*
KidboT: OH CRAP!
Paxjax123: BUY THESE COOKIES SO I CAN GET A NEW BIKE!
KidboT: NUUU!
Paxjax123: *loads uzi*
KidboT: OK OK! HOW MUCH ARE THEY?
Paxjax123: OVER 9000 DOLLAAAAAARSSSSSSS!
KidboT: OK OK! *looks in wallet, and finds a note*
Note: Tuk all ur monah, so i can by cheez -amsk8r
KidboT: O_O. Here..um has this note?
Paxjax123: YAY *takes note then eats it* BAI *leaves*
KidboT: WHERE TEH HELL ARE MY COOKIEZ?
Paxjax123: *comes back in* MAH COOKIEZ *leaves*
KidboT: O_o

Chapter 6.5: A word from our sponsors

Paxjax123: R U LOW ON COOKIEZ?
Paxjax123: WELL R U?
Paxjax123: IF SO CALL 1337-RICKROLL'DNUB-679, and I will be at your door with cookies! CALL OR ELSE!
Asae: RAAAAAAAWR >!
Amsk8r: OH AND LAWGZ

Chapter 7: MURDER

amsk8r: *hugging zapzilla* :>
Zapzilla: OH GAWD IT BURRRRRNZ!!!! ;-;!
Stenu45: *points at Zapzilla* LOLFAILHERO
Zapzilla: ;-;
amsk8r: *hugs harder*
Zapzilla: OH GAAAAAAWD
???: *throws water on amsk8r*
amsk8r: NUUUZ I WET >:
???: Leave Zapzilla alone >:U
Zapzilla: Oh god its my stalker...
amsk8r: WHO ESH IT?
???: LightMatt64. AND IM NO STALKER >:U
amsk8r: *bangs head against wall* AMSK8R!!!!
Ryanthegreat: Eh....
LightMatt64: Why are you guys so high up there?
Ryanthegreat: CAUSE WE FEEL LIEK IT!
LightMatt64: Ok..?
????: *shoots Light*
LightMatt64: *clutches heart* NUUU! *dies*
????: MWAHAHAHA!
amsk8r: AMSK8r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stops* mah head hurtz..
Zapzilla: O_O
amsk8r: wat is eet? *looks at dark figure* HAI SI..
????: *shoots amsk8r*
amsk8r: *clutches toe* NUUU! *passes out*
Zapzilla: Um..hi?
_____________
2 seconds later..
_____________
Zapzilla: OH GAWD ITS DRAGGIN ME AWAI! OH GAWD!
Stenu: Ill sa..*falls out of window and lands in a thorn bush* OH GAWD IM STUCK! ;-;
amsk8r: LOLOWNED
Stenu: I thought you were passed out >:U
amsk8r; But I want to be a genius in this story for once. This script making me say log over and over is plain stupid! Look at MY script for Chapter 8!
Stenu: *reads* There is only log..
amsk8r: I know.
Stenu: *aims uzi at amsk8r's head* STICK TO THE FRIGGIN SCRIPT
amsk8r: *gulp* *pretends to be passed out*

Chapter 8: LAWGZ

amsk8r: *still passed out*
Stenu: thorn bushes are mah weakness! I CANNOT GET OUT ;-;!
amsk8r: *wakes up* Huh? LAWGZ!
Stenu: O_e
amsk8r: LAWGZ LAWGZ!
Stenu: Just get me out of here.
amsk8r: The script doesnt say tha..
Stenu: THIS IS A REAL THORN BUSH AND THORNS ARE STUCK IN MY BUTT >:U
amsk8r: Im gonna stick with the script. LAWGZ
Stenu: *puts on maddyfiren's head*
Maddyfiren: *walking around blindly* WHERES MAH HEAD?
Stenu with Maddy head: I hate all of you. *takes off head*
amsk8r: LAWGZ! :>! *looks at toe* OMG IM GAWNA DIE! ITS BLEEDING OMG OMG OMG!
Stenu: *gets out of thorn bush* Omg thorns are stuck in mah butt! As long as those are there, im just a normal robloxian D:
amsk8r: ORLY?
Stenu: Yes D:
amsk8r: ...................
Stenu: amsk8r?
amsk8r: ...................
Stenu: Um..ams..
amsk8r: MOOOOOOOOO!
Stenu: ?
amsk8r: INTERUPPTING COW
Stenu: Wha..
amsk8r: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stenu: E..
amsk8r: NAO FOR INTERUPPTING TREE
Stenu: SH..
amsk8r: LAWGZZZZZZZ!
Stenu: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!
amsk8r: ;-;
Stenu: Murder just took place! And Zapzilla was kidnapped!
amsk8r: WETZ SAEV HEEM :>
Stenu: But I dont like him. Hes an idiot.
amsk8r: SAEV HEEM OR ELSE!
Stenu: Well let me get these thorns out of my butt..*grabs pants*
amsk8r: NAWT HEER >:U
Stenu: Hmph. Wannabe. *goes inside building to get throns out*
amsk8r: *cough* Um..*throws up in thorn bush*
Ryanthegreat: HERE I COOOOMMEE..*jumps in thornbush*. Hey, this bush is softer than I thought..but feels...lumpy..

Chapter 9: Thorns.

Stenu: Done. God that hurt.
amsk8r: O_O
Ryanthegreat: ._.
Stenu: What?
amsk8r: j00 er eh maed..
Ryanthegreat: Disturbin sounds.
Stenu: O_O
amsk8r: OH EM GEE LUUK WAT I C! *points towards note*
Stenu: hm..*reads note* Crap its a Starblox receipt.
Ryanthegreat: God that place has HORRIBLE coffee
amsk8r: rnt day liek sellin apple juice nao?
Ryanthegreat: Oh yea. I heard THOSE are good.
amsk8r: We shuld go get soem nao..
Stenu: ZAPZILLA JUST GOT KIDNAPPED BY A MYSTERIOUS MURDERER!
Ryanthegreat: Eh..
amsk8r: su?
Maddyfiren: SO I HAET ALL..
Ryanthegreat: *shoots maddyfiren in the heart*
Maddyfiren: *clutches chest* NUU! *dies*
amsk8r: YAY! DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WITCH IS DEA..
Maddyfiren's Ghost: I HEARD THAT >:U *possesses amsk8r*
amsk8r: EHAKJKAHKLAJKLJNA:HMGKNK JKANGK *foam comes out of mouth*
Stenu: O_O
amsk8r: I..LAW..ha..g....
Ryanthegreat: OH GAWD..
amsk8r: *throws up*
Vomit: NUUU! I WAS MADDYFIREN! *explodes*
amsk8r: LOLWUT
Ryanthegreat: Um..what?
Stenu: Amsk8r is an idiot. That is what.
amsk8r: UR MAWM

Chapter 10: Back to KidboT :3

KidboT: I WONT BUY YOUR BANANAS >:U!
Paxjax123: BUY THEEEEEEEEEEEM *aims uzi at KidboT's teddy bear*
KidboT: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Ima call ze cawpz!
Paxjax123: Plz dun ;-;
KidboT: YESH > *picks up phone*
Paxjax123: NUU! *shoots teddy bear*
Teddy Bear: *coughs up blood, then clutches chest* IVE BEEN..BEEN HIT..uggghh..*dies*
KidboT: NUUUUUUUUUUU!
Teddy Bear: *slowly falls to the ground*
Paxjax123: ANYTIME NOW >:U
Teddy Bear: *lands on ground dead*
KidboT: NUUUUUU! >:O
Paxjax123: XD
KidboT: *turns green, and pants turn purple, and grows bigger*
Paxjax123: O_O
KidboT: *is tall, has lots o muscle, green, puprle pants, no shoes and no shirt* KIDBOT SMASH!
Paxjax123: *pokes Kidbot with a nail*
KidboT: O_O *deflates back to normal* NUUUUUU
Paxjax123: BUY MAH BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAS >:U
KidboT: NUU *throws an apple at paxjax's nose*
paxjax123: NUU TAT HURT! *runs off crying*
KidboT: >
*cops come in*
Cop1: Did you hit this girl with an apple?
Paxjax123: HE DID ;-;
Cop2: YOU EVIL MAN!
KidboT: BUT..UZI..TEDDY BEAR...BANANANANANANANA...
Cop1: *tazes KidboT*
KidboT: AKMCAHIA"nN ngZHJNAKHNZJH *passes out*



























BANANANANANANANANANANAN..

spinnythings wrote:xD so funny!!!!!! :3

ace mclargehands wrote:should i dump all the others too?

UC made like 30 stories about me while i was inactive it was fucking weird

spinnythings wrote:

ace mclargehands wrote:should i dump all the others too?

UC made like 30 stories about me while i was inactive it was fucking weird

sure why not

Clay: OK, lets prove you guys are smart once and for all.
amsk8r, jimbobucky, and Spammer: OK!
Clay: amsk8r, come up to the stage.
amsk8r: *gets on stage*
Clay: What is 4+4?
amsk8r: Uh...lawgz?
jimbobucky and Spammer: GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
Clay: Fine. Whats 9-8?
amsk8r: thees b easi
jimbobucky:
Spammer: SPAM SPAM SPAM
amsk8r: 6 :3
Clay: ....
jimbobucky and Spammer: GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
Clay: Ugh. Fine, last one. What is 2+2?
amsk8r: Four.
jimbobucky and Spammer: GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!

Clay: *reading a book about survival*
klayman30: Does that book say anything about...animals?
Clay: *sighs* Yes?
klayman30: Mmk.
Clay: -_- *continues reading*
klayman30: What does it say about animals?
Clay: How to cook th-
klayman30: ANIMAL ABUUUUUUUSE! *punches Clay in face then runs off*
Clay: O_o
Didzo: *comes in crying* OH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;-;
Clay: Oh god. -_-
Didzo: Cla-clay-clay D:
Clay: I DUN CARE!
Didzo: amsk8r is gone >:O!
Clay: *drops book* Wha-wh-wut?
Didzo: Here, I'll tell you.
|FLASHBACK YAI|
amsk8r: *poking Telamon with a stick* DID YOU NO STIX R MINI LAWGZ?
Telamon: *asleep*
Didzo: AMSK8R! STOP THAT!
DeynaTheOtter: HES GONNA BAN YOU!
Vego: Ugh.
MrGiraffe1: HUGZ
Everyone: NU!
MrGiraffe1:
amsk8r: *still poking Telamon* :3
Telamon: *wakes up* Huh? Oh. *IP Ban amsk8r*
amsk8r: NUUUU-*fades into dust*
Didzo: O_O
MrGiraffe1: O_O
Vego: O_O
DeynaTheOtter: ...
Narrator: And that is when DeynaTheOtter reali-
DeynaTheOtter: AMSK8R!!!!!!! *kneels by amsk8r's ashes*
Didzo: oh meh gawd
Vego: Is he..gone?
MrGiraffe1: D'aaw, you just need a hug :3 *hugs pile of ashes*
Ashes: *blow away*
Vego: Even ashes don't like your hugs.
MrGiraffe1: ;-;
DeynaTheOtter: *crying*
Didzo: And I thought she hated him...
|FLASHBACK OVER NU|
Clay: Wha-what-WHAT?!?!?!?!
Didzo: He is gone, forever ;-;
Clay: Ok. *continues reading*
Didzo: ....
Tractor: *falls on Clay*
Vego: *jumps on top of tractor* WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Clay: *crawls out from under tractor* WHAT TEH HELL?
Vego: Dunno. *jumps off tractor*
MrGiraffe1: *comes in room* H-
Clay: NU HUGS >:U
MrGiraffe1: -as anyone seen Deyna? She seems very sad.
Clay: I JUST WANT TO FREAKIN READ! GAAAAAAAAH *runs off crying*
Vego: READING IS FOR LOSAHZ
DeynaTheOtter: *comes out of room* Hi guys ;-;
Didzo: Oh..mah...gawd...
DeynatheOtter: *has on a paper bag* This smells good :3
Didzo: Oh. I thought you burned your face again.
DeynaTheOtter: Um...of course not...eh...CRAP IM LATE FOR WORK BAI! *runs off*
Didzo: Ok.
Vego: You know she doesn't have a job, right?
MrGiraffe1: ORLY?
_______
amsk8r is not a fan of the stories, and requested to be taken out.

amsk8r will no longer be in my stories.

amsk8r: *wakes up beat up, and chained to a pipe* wut, where am i?
TV: *turns on* I wanna play a game.
amsk8r: NUU! Last tiem I plaid a gaem, thingz gawt crazi
Clay: *wakes up* Huh? Wu-OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
amsk8r: wut
TV: You three are chained to a pipe.
Clay: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
amsk8r: thwee?
Didzo: *wakes up* *looks around* Son of a-
TV: These pipes are filled with HAX.
amsk8r: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.
Clay: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
TV: If one of your chains or pipes break, the room gets filled with HAX, and you all die.
amsk8r: NU U
Didzo: ;-;
Clay: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
TV: However, on the back of each of your necks is a number.
Didzo: But we are all far apart from each other and its dark in here.
TV: The number is CUT into your neck. You have to feel it and guess.
amsk8r: WUT DID WE DU?
Clay: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
TV: Make horrible stories.
amsk8r: oh. hai 1995jam.
TV: *puppet on screen takes off mask* UGH I HATE YOU *turns off*
Clay: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. My number is 1337. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
Didzo: Um...mines....5?
amsk8r: MIENS LAWG.
Didzo: Hey a button! *presses button*
Tape: Hey thanks for pressing me! That felt awesome :3
Dizdo: o_o
Tape: Anyways, if you get the code wrong, you all die! YAY NOW I EXPLOED
Didzo: OH GAWD *throws in a random direction*
amsk8r: WU-
Tape: *explodes*
amsk8r: *neck gets burned* HEY MEH NUMBER IS GOEN! ;-;
Didzo: wut. WUT? WUUUUUUUUT?
Clay: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
Didzo: You are really offending Christians ya know..
Clay: Oh. OH MY TACOS. OH MY TACOS. OH MY TACOS. OH MY TACOS. OH MY TACOS.
Didzo: Ugh. I wish I could see. Bu-hey I found a pad thingy!
Clay: Wait, we have to enter the code in pitch dark? OH MY TACOS. OH MY TACOS.
Didzo: Yup. We are so screwed.
amsk8r: OH MEH LAWGZ, A SWITCH! *flips switch and light turns off*
Hooded Figure: BOO
Clay: UR MOM. OH MY TACOS. OH MY TACOS. OH MY TACOS.
Hooded Figure: ;-;. Anyways, you turned on the lights. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO ENTER THE CODES >:U
Clay: Um...1337-5-6?
Hooded Figure: WRAWNG
Clay: OH MY T-*dies*
Hooded Figure: I love this job.
Didzo: Gaah...1337-5-27?
Hooded Figure: This will be sweet.
Didzo: Wha-*dies*
Hooded Figure: That leaves you amsk8r.
amsk8r: 1337-5-lawgz.
Hooded Figure: ....darn. You got it right. Out of all people..
amsk8r: INORITE DEYNATHEOTTER?
Hooded Figure: *takes off hood*
DeynaTheOtter: OMG HOW U NO TAT WAAAAAH *runs off crying*
amsk8r: Drama queen. hai im not chaien'd to teh pipe an-
1995jam: GAME OVER *locks door and eats key*
amsk8r: HEY IM STILL IN HEER >:O
1995jam: I no
amsk8r: o, kk. just letin u no.
1995jam: God your an idiot.
Screen: GAME OVER
____________
Clay: WUT?
amsk8r: haha i liev'd
Didzo: Not really..
Clay: *throws Wii-Mote at TV*
TV: *breaks*
DeynaTheOtter: no moar tv?
Clay: NO MORE ANYTHING ;-; *shoots self*
amsk8r: wow, so VIOLENTZ0R
Didzo: Ugh, I'm gonna go get a soda.
DeynaTheOtter: *crying* NO MORE TV ;-;

Luna Tox wrote:good times

Clay: A town meeting?
Vego: Dunno.
Didzo: Must be important.
DeynaTheOtter: I don't really care..
amsk8r: Gawd, Canada is graet
Clay: We don't care.
amsk8r: *holds up a log with a moustache and mouth* MR.LAWG does
Mr.Log: Yea see.
Vego: HOLY CRAP A TALKING LOG!
Clay: Meh, I hate explaining to the newbies of the group.
Dizo: Heh, remembered when I joined?
Clay: That was fun...
Didzo: NO FLASHBACK 4 U
Clay: aaaaw
Telamon: *goes up on stage* Hello citizens of Off-Topic!
1995jam: LAAAAME
W33G33GUY: SHUT UP >:U
TERMINATER3000: SHUT UP!
Yea: OMG TELAMON
MrGiraffe1: DOOD I LOEV J00
1995jam: meh.
Telamon: I have called a town meeting, so we can discuss an important matter in our world.
DeynaTheOtter: Don't be the enviroment, dont be the enviroment.
Telamon: To discuss the matter, here is Al Gore!
DeynaTheOtter: Oh god no, its the enviroment!
Al Gore: *walks on stage* The enviroment is a cereal matter.
Clay: What did he say?
Vego: Cereal. Must mean serious in tree-hugger language.
Clay: Oh.
Al Gore: But there is something really more cereal!
Telamon: What?
Al Gore: MANBEARPIG!
Telamon: HUH? I didn't pay you for this!
Clay: Man bear pig?
Vego: The heck?
DeynaTheOtter: Is it a human, that is really hairy, and smells like a pig?
Didzo: Dunno.
amsk8r: soundz kewl
Mr.Log: But not as cool as me, seee.
Al Gore: Yea, its very cereal! We must kill Manbearpig, and I know where he is!
Vego: *sighs* Not again...
Clay: All tree-huggers are the same..
amsk8r: *hugging Mr.Log* NU DEY R NAWT
Clay: OK, some are really stupid.
amsk8r: AND SOEM R AWSHUM.
Clay: I guess. But I was refrencing to you.
amsk8r: oh. thx. I r awshum.
Didzo: He was talking about the idiot part, idiot.
amsk8r:
Al Gore: HE IS AT THE FORUM CAVES!
Everyone: GASP
1995jam: LAME
Telamon: I PAYED YOU TO TALK ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT AL GORE!
Al Gore: *throws a wad of money at Telamon* WHO CARES ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT? MANBEARPIG WILL KILL US ALL!
Clay: Ugh.
Al Gore: WHO IS WITH ME?
Cricket: *chirps*
Al Gore: I SAID, WHO IS WIT-
Kayne West: Look, I'm happy for you and all, and Ima let you finish...
Clay: Hey, who wants to go watch South Park?
Didzo: Me
Vego: Me
amsk8r: OOOOH. me :3
Mr.Log. Mee, see?
DeynaTheOtter: *eating popcorn* No, its about to get interesting.
Everyone but Al Gore, Kayne West, and DeynaTheOtter: *leaves while grumbling*
Al Gore: MANBEARPIG IS A CEREAL THREAT!
Kayne West: BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!
Al Gore: WHO CARES?
Kayne West: I DO!
George W. Bush: Tacos

Clay: *packing bags* Do we have to visit your mom? I mean, that Al Gore thing was all I could handle..
amsk8r: Man up, nub
Clay: NUUUU
amsk8r: YESSSS
Vego: Ya know what..
Clay: What?
Vego: Al Gore made me really want cereal.
Didzo: AHAHAHA. THIS EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK IS SO FUNNY!
Clay: What?
Didzo: DO YOU GUYS LIKE FISHSTICKS?
Vego, Clay, and amsk8r: Um no.
Didzo: Oh. Ok then
Clay: Well...Deynas gonna be late.
amsk8r: o, she nawt comin.
Clay: What??? Why? D:
amsk8r: 2 dings. 1, she is steel at teh Al Goer thang. And too, this. *hands Clay a note*
Clay: "Amsk8r, you suck and I'm not going to Canada. -Deyna". Well..
amsk8r: She totally liek digz me.
Vego: amsk8r, your an idiot.
amsk8r: u ues MsPaint.
Vego: ;-;. ITS TROO. *kills self*
Clay: O_O
amsk8r:
Didzo: By the way guys, I'm not going.
Clay: WUT??
amsk8r:
Clay: *stares at amsk8r*
amsk8r: *head spins around once very slowly, then stares at Clay* I WANNA PLAY A GAME.
Clay: AAAAAAH!
__________
At Canada..
__________
Clay: *exiting plane flight* I can't believe that woman barfed in that guy's mouth, twice!
amsk8r: *spitting out vomit* I wash tat gui
Clay: Thats what made it funny
amsk8r: And my suitcase caught on fire.
Clay: *holding his suitcase* Mine didn't
amsk8r: ...
Clay: :3
amsk8r: So...
Clay: IM NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND!
amsk8r: IM NOT YOUR FRIEND, GUY!
Pilot: HES NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!
Clay: IM NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND!
amsk8r: IM NOT YOUR FRIEND, GUY!
Pilot: I'M YOUR PILOT, NOOBS. *kicks them both then runs off*
Clay: Well that was wei-OMG WHERE DID AMSK8R GO?
_________
At Paris..
_________
amsk8r: *appears here randomly* *rips off suit to reveal a spy suit* *puts on sunglasses* *takes out walkie-talkie* There is a teleport rift, I repeat, there is a teleport rift. I am going to investigate the source, which is in Paris.
Agent: Got that, Agent Amsk8r. Are you sure you can do this?
amsk8r: If I can imitate an idiot, I can do this.
Agent: I guess.
amsk8r: *takes out two pistols* LETS DO THIS

amsk8r: *teleports back to house*
Clay: *has no shirt, and is in block of ice*
Vego: *trying to break ice*
Didzo: Its useless.
DeynaTheOtter: And then he said, "CEREAL. MANBEARPIG, IS CEREAL.". It was so funny and stupid!
Vego: No one cares bout Al Gore anymore.
DeynaTheOtter: Mr.Emo does *holds up a bear with bandages on wrists*
Mr.Emo: Can I has a knife pl0x?
DeynaTheOtter: Oh Mr.Emo, your the best teddybear ever :3 *hugs Mr.Emo*
amsk8r: hai
DeynaTheOtter: OH GOD. Um..
amsk8r: u caer for somethin?
DeynaTheOtter: No.
amsk8r: Den rip its head awf.
DeynaTheOtter: NO NOT MR.EMO! Wait..oops D:
amsk8r: u caer :3
DeynaTheOtter: NUUU ;-; *cries and runs to room*
amsk8r: wut happened to clai?
Vego: A gang came and took his shirt, then threw him into a lake.
Door: *doorbell rings*
Didzo: I got it. *goes to door*
Vego: Why weren't you with him? And wear did you get that spy outfit?
amsk8r: Uuhh..*stops time real quick, goes back into normal clothes, then starts time*
Vego: spy outfit? HOW DID YOU CHANGE?
amsk8r: i be ze gawd
Didzo: *comes back into room with MrGiraffe1* Its the new newbie.
Vego: Aaaw, so I don't get to be the newbie anymore?
Didzo: Nope.
MrGiraffe1: D'aaaw, someone needs a hug :3
Vego: WAIT N-
MrGiraffe1: *hug Vego*
Vego: GET HIM OFF OF ME!
MrGiraffe1: Her. Get HER off of me. :3
Vego: Oh. Then keep hugging :3
amsk8r: even i dink tats wrawng
Vego: Im the man of the ladies.
MrGiraffe1: OMG YOU TOUCHED MY SPOT. *punches Vego*
Vego: mah noes is brok'n
amsk8r: mei noes has been brok'n for ages nao :3
Vego: nuuuu!
amsk8r: yessshhh!
Vego: ;-;
MrGiraffe1: What happened to Clay?
Didzo: Long story.
MrGiraffe1: D'aaw, he ne-
Al Gore And Kayne West: *break through window while slapping each other*
Al Gore: BEYONCE IS NOT CEREAL, MANBEARBIG IS!
Kayne West: BEYONCE HAS THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL FRICKIN TIME!
George W. Bush: *climbs in* I have an important announcment.
Vego and amsk8r: wut?
George W. Bush: TACOS ROOL *runs away*
Didzo: This day has been exciting..
Al Gore: MANBEARPIG
Kayne West: BEYONCE
Al Gore: MANBEARPIG
Kayne West: BEYONCE
Al Gore: MANBEARPIG
Kayne West: BEYONCE
Al Gore: MANBEARPIG
Kayne West: BEYONCE
Al Gore: MANBEARPIG
Kayne West: BEYONCE
Al Gore: BEYONCE
Kayne West: MANBEARPIG AND THATS FINAL!
Al Gore: K.
Kayne West: K. Wait a sec..
Al Gore: YOU JUST GOT BUGS BUNNY'D. *runs off
Kayne West: GET BACK HERE! *runs after Al Gore*
Clay: *ice melts* The he-
MrGiraffe1: HUGZ
Clay: OH GAWD NO
MrGiraffe1: *hugs Clay*
DeynaTheOtter: *comes out with camera* I got a picture of you guys hugging. Now to show it to the internet!
Clay: WAIT NUUU!
MrGiraffe1: *hugging tighter* Aren't we a cute couple?
Didzo: >:O! HES MINE! *jumps at MrGiraffe1 and claws her face*
MrGiraffe1: NUUUU
Clay: O_o
Vego: o ya. cat fite :3
amsk8r: WUT IS WRAWN WITH U?