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>attempt to play a game in Windows downloaded from the Software Manager Piratebay.
>Windows doesn't know what an iso file is, ask me to burn it
>'Burn it?!'I don't want windows to destroy the data I've spent downloading over one month due to windows QOS, BITS and velocidensity data accumulators that restrict open connections to two, routed over the Microsoft spy-net MSE filter to protect me from malware!
>ask friendly people on the piratebay comments
>they tell me to download alcohol demon pro enterprise
>i do so, finally able to mount the game after agreeing to a ring -1 access policy
>mounting takes 3 hours because windows limits RAM to 1256 bits per UAC kernelspace sector, giving me only 12 megabytes every 5 seconds.
>suddenly splash-screen of game, fans go into overdrive as they need to cool my network cables due to 'always on' DRM saturating my bandwidth to the full allotted 1kbs of the current BITS slice.
>game crashes because Microsoft common controls and cruntime 5-3253.543535-188D are missing.
>go to Microsoft site to download packet.
>needs authentication
>download authentication checker
>BIOS flares up as daz loader spoofs my uefi-ami-safeboot-award masker
>finally downloaded
>install
>please wait while windows configures your software
>30 minutes later, done, needs reboot
>reboot and wait the 5 minutes til the desktop is loaded, thank god I bought that SSD
>remount game
>wait
>start
>installation of common controls in conjunction with my graphic card driver opens a security backdoor I can;t patch since I don't have the license to download kb-49222E
>Russian hacker currently living in china pings IIS netbios service over telnet with /w00tw00t.at.ISC.SANS.DFind:)
>MSE reacts and automatically emerges phpmyadmin, to serve the hacker which it thinks is me and now wants to give me a good computing experience made in Redmond.
>Windows doesn't know what an iso file is, ask me to burn it
>'Burn it?!'I don't want windows to destroy the data I've spent downloading over one month due to windows QOS, BITS and velocidensity data accumulators that restrict open connections to two, routed over the Microsoft spy-net MSE filter to protect me from malware!
>ask friendly people on the piratebay comments
>they tell me to download alcohol demon pro enterprise
>i do so, finally able to mount the game after agreeing to a ring -1 access policy
>mounting takes 3 hours because windows limits RAM to 1256 bits per UAC kernelspace sector, giving me only 12 megabytes every 5 seconds.
>suddenly splash-screen of game, fans go into overdrive as they need to cool my network cables due to 'always on' DRM saturating my bandwidth to the full allotted 1kbs of the current BITS slice.
>game crashes because Microsoft common controls and cruntime 5-3253.543535-188D are missing.
>go to Microsoft site to download packet.
>needs authentication
>download authentication checker
>BIOS flares up as daz loader spoofs my uefi-ami-safeboot-award masker
>finally downloaded
>install
>please wait while windows configures your software
>30 minutes later, done, needs reboot
>reboot and wait the 5 minutes til the desktop is loaded, thank god I bought that SSD
>remount game
>wait
>start
>installation of common controls in conjunction with my graphic card driver opens a security backdoor I can;t patch since I don't have the license to download kb-49222E
>Russian hacker currently living in china pings IIS netbios service over telnet with /w00tw00t.at.ISC.SANS.DFind:)
>MSE reacts and automatically emerges phpmyadmin, to serve the hacker which it thinks is me and now wants to give me a good computing experience made in Redmond.
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Re: windows
whatKagiyama wrote:>attempt to play a game in Windows downloaded from the Software Manager Piratebay.
>Windows doesn't know what an iso file is, ask me to burn it
>'Burn it?!'I don't want windows to destroy the data I've spent downloading over one month due to windows QOS, BITS and velocidensity data accumulators that restrict open connections to two, routed over the Microsoft spy-net MSE filter to protect me from malware!
>ask friendly people on the piratebay comments
>they tell me to download alcohol demon pro enterprise
>i do so, finally able to mount the game after agreeing to a ring -1 access policy
>mounting takes 3 hours because windows limits RAM to 1256 bits per UAC kernelspace sector, giving me only 12 megabytes every 5 seconds.
>suddenly splash-screen of game, fans go into overdrive as they need to cool my network cables due to 'always on' DRM saturating my bandwidth to the full allotted 1kbs of the current BITS slice.
>game crashes because Microsoft common controls and cruntime 5-3253.543535-188D are missing.
>go to Microsoft site to download packet.
>needs authentication
>download authentication checker
>BIOS flares up as daz loader spoofs my uefi-ami-safeboot-award masker
>finally downloaded
>install
>please wait while windows configures your software
>30 minutes later, done, needs reboot
>reboot and wait the 5 minutes til the desktop is loaded, thank god I bought that SSD
>remount game
>wait
>start
>installation of common controls in conjunction with my graphic card driver opens a security backdoor I can;t patch since I don't have the license to download kb-49222E
>Russian hacker currently living in china pings IIS netbios service over telnet with /w00tw00t.at.ISC.SANS.DFind:)
>MSE reacts and automatically emerges phpmyadmin, to serve the hacker which it thinks is me and now wants to give me a good computing experience made in Redmond.
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Re: windows
windowsKghyilda wrote:whatKagiyama wrote:>attempt to play a game in Windows downloaded from the Software Manager Piratebay.
>Windows doesn't know what an iso file is, ask me to burn it
>'Burn it?!'I don't want windows to destroy the data I've spent downloading over one month due to windows QOS, BITS and velocidensity data accumulators that restrict open connections to two, routed over the Microsoft spy-net MSE filter to protect me from malware!
>ask friendly people on the piratebay comments
>they tell me to download alcohol demon pro enterprise
>i do so, finally able to mount the game after agreeing to a ring -1 access policy
>mounting takes 3 hours because windows limits RAM to 1256 bits per UAC kernelspace sector, giving me only 12 megabytes every 5 seconds.
>suddenly splash-screen of game, fans go into overdrive as they need to cool my network cables due to 'always on' DRM saturating my bandwidth to the full allotted 1kbs of the current BITS slice.
>game crashes because Microsoft common controls and cruntime 5-3253.543535-188D are missing.
>go to Microsoft site to download packet.
>needs authentication
>download authentication checker
>BIOS flares up as daz loader spoofs my uefi-ami-safeboot-award masker
>finally downloaded
>install
>please wait while windows configures your software
>30 minutes later, done, needs reboot
>reboot and wait the 5 minutes til the desktop is loaded, thank god I bought that SSD
>remount game
>wait
>start
>installation of common controls in conjunction with my graphic card driver opens a security backdoor I can;t patch since I don't have the license to download kb-49222E
>Russian hacker currently living in china pings IIS netbios service over telnet with /w00tw00t.at.ISC.SANS.DFind:)
>MSE reacts and automatically emerges phpmyadmin, to serve the hacker which it thinks is me and now wants to give me a good computing experience made in Redmond.
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Re: windows
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Re: windows
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Re: windows
triple nigger i was trying to make this a shittierpostKagiyama wrote:wrong thread double nigger糞 wrote:TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOUR AND PEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
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oh okay then糞 wrote:triple nigger i was trying to make this a shittierpostKagiyama wrote:wrong thread double nigger糞 wrote:TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOUR AND PEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
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my tumblr has homestuck shippingKagiyama wrote:oh okay then糞 wrote:triple nigger i was trying to make this a shittierpostKagiyama wrote:wrong thread double nigger糞 wrote:TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOUR AND PEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
50 cocks simultaneously inside my anus like the feathers of a peacock
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homofuck has tumblr shipping糞 wrote:my tumblr has homestuck shippingKagiyama wrote:oh okay then糞 wrote:triple nigger i was trying to make this a shittierpostKagiyama wrote:wrong thread double nigger
50 cocks simultaneously inside my anus like the feathers of a peacock
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i cosplay as andrew hussie in my spare timeKagiyama wrote:homofuck has tumblr shipping糞 wrote:my tumblr has homestuck shippingKagiyama wrote:oh okay then糞 wrote:triple nigger i was trying to make this a shittierpost
50 cocks simultaneously inside my anus like the feathers of a peacock
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ive cosplayed as mio nagaohara糞 wrote:i cosplay as andrew hussie in my spare timeKagiyama wrote:homofuck has tumblr shipping糞 wrote:my tumblr has homestuck shippingKagiyama wrote:oh okay then
50 cocks simultaneously inside my anus like the feathers of a peacock
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you faglord i've cosplayed as neko sailor moon wat do u have to say about thatKagiyama wrote:ive cosplayed as mio chan糞 wrote:i cosplay as andrew hussie in my spare timeKagiyama wrote:homofuck has tumblr shipping糞 wrote:my tumblr has homestuck shipping
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motherfucker i'll fucking kill you i've gone trick or treating as sherlock shellingford also asuka > rei糞 wrote:you faglord i've cosplayed as neko sailor moon wat do u have to say about thatKagiyama wrote:ive cosplayed as mio chan糞 wrote:i cosplay as andrew hussie in my spare timeKagiyama wrote:homofuck has tumblr shipping
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