can't sleep

>neck hurts from staring at monitor
>look up
>spider with a huge abdomen appears
>random arachnophobia kicks in
>oshitoshitoshit what if it's a black widow fuckfuckfuck what if it can survive in this climate aaaaashitshitshit
>have a stare down with it while it struts around the ceiling
>look away for a brief second
>look at it
>POOF IT'S GONE
>everything in the corner of my eye is a spider about to inject acid that will destroy me from the inside into me

fucking spiders
THEY ALWAYS DISAPPEAR WHEN YOU LOOK AWAY
NEVER LOOK AWAY

ogodogodogod it looks nothing like any of the spider commonly found here
i'm shitting myself guys
literally 45% of the room i'm in is filled with shit

http://www.nhm.ac.uk/nature-online/life/insects-spiders/identification-guides-and-keys/spider-bites/black-widow-spider.html

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

feeling.... itchy?

cillicahauser wrote:feeling.... itchy?

yes
and cold

i really fucking hate myself
this spider is making me shit myself yet i'm still looking at images of huge spiders

hey here's one

fuzzeedice wrote:

i actually like that picture
but i found a broken image that was a FUCKING HUGE ONE WITH BIG MEATY LEGS with its satan spawn children climbing all over it

gggggggg everything i feel on my skin is a spider crawling on me

what if at any moment it'll descend from the ceiling and bite me
what if it's underneath me
what if it's laying its eggs in my clothes

>looked in mirror
>thought my stripy t-shirt was a huge spider
>losing focus
>thought there was a spider waving its legs about


shit
it's psychological warfare

OH SHIT OH SHIT GOT A WEB IN MY HAIR

you need to calm down

fuzzeedice wrote:you need to calm down

I CAN'T FUCKING CALM DOWN THERE'S A SPIDER ON THE LOOSE IN THIS ROOM AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT SPECIES IT IS IT COULD BE A POISONOUS SPIDER THAT FOUND ITS WAY HERE THROUGH IMPORTED FRUIT FOR ALL I FUCKING KNOW

plantain flower wrote:

fuzzeedice wrote:you need to calm down

I CAN'T FUCKING CALM DOWN THERE'S A SPIDER ON THE LOOSE IN THIS ROOM AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT SPECIES IT IS IT COULD BE A POISONOUS SPIDER THAT FOUND ITS WAY HERE THROUGH IMPORTED FRUIT FOR ALL I FUCKING KNOW

shhhhhhh
only dreams now

it's only like 10-15 millimetres long but still
i'm itchy all over
i'm getting goosebumps
ggggggggggggggggggggggggg

fuzzeedice wrote:

plantain flower wrote:

fuzzeedice wrote:you need to calm down

I CAN'T FUCKING CALM DOWN THERE'S A SPIDER ON THE LOOSE IN THIS ROOM AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT SPECIES IT IS IT COULD BE A POISONOUS SPIDER THAT FOUND ITS WAY HERE THROUGH IMPORTED FRUIT FOR ALL I FUCKING KNOW

shhhhhhh
only dreams now

can't sleep
i sleep with my mouth open
what if it crawls into my mouth and i eat it

so tired
lost all track of measurement
i don't even know what day it is

plantain flower wrote:so tired
lost all track of measurement
i don't even know what day it is

year 5642323 march 60th

plantain flower wrote:so tired
lost all track of measurement
i don't even know what day it is

sept 2nd

vodka wrote:

plantain flower wrote:so tired
lost all track of measurement
i don't even know what day it is

sept 2nd

but what day
is it monday
wednesday
shroovesday

plantain flower wrote:

vodka wrote:

plantain flower wrote:so tired
lost all track of measurement
i don't even know what day it is

sept 2nd

but what day
is it monday
wednesday
shroovesday

chickenday

this spider's pushing me over the edge
it's hiding from me
hiding and waiting
it's staring at me
wherever it is it's just staring at me

i think i'm going insane too

i'm hearing people

but i'm not buying it

fuck you great grandad fuck your soup