NOW I CONQUER CHINA

we move out:
10 Crossbowmen
15 Elite Skirmishers
15 Longbowmen


WE BEGIN OUT ASSAULT:


A CASTLE THWARTS OUR CAMPAIGN INTO CHINA


WE MAKE A TREBUCHET AND DESTROY THE CASTLE:




I BRING IN REINFORCEMENTS, 15 LONGBOWMEN:

(and for you counters, not all of them are in the picture!

WE MOVE FORWARD:


OOOHH FUUUCCKK MANGONEL AMBUSH, and as i said before, the mangonel is the foot archer's natural predator:


I'M TOO LATE, THEY ALREADY SHOT AND MY ARMY IS CRIPPLED:



WE DESTROY THE MANGONELS AND CONTINUE:


the chinese build the wall, what a stereotype, ensemble studios!


AAAH RETALIATION



MY FORCES WERE ALL KILLED OFF
BUT I DIDNT STOP THERE
I REBUILT MY ARMY


WE BREAK THROUGH THE WALL, BUT THEY KEPT REBUILDING IT




ANOTHER FUCKING CASTLE


WE DESTROY IT


PWNAGE



WE SACK CHINA WITH LITTLE TO NO RESISTANCE
SAVE FOR ANOTHER CASTLE



ANOTHER CATAPULT AMBUSH!
BUT WITH LESS CASUALTIES


VICTORY! CHINA SUBMITS

victoryyyyyyyy

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT’S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN-KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS LE KAWAII