rt and dogman plot a crossover

7:29 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i'm probably writing you into that story
7:29 PM - Dogman328: which one?
7:30 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: the crossover
7:30 PM - Dogman328: k
7:30 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i literally cannot think of anybody else to put in besides you
7:30 PM - Dogman328: huh
7:30 PM - Dogman328: RD?
7:30 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: in already
7:31 PM - Dogman328: fuzze?
7:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: in already
7:31 PM - Dogman328: who's currently in it?
7:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: ant, fuzzee, hello, rd, fastlane and me
7:32 PM - Dogman328: Mega?
7:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i don't have his picture or know his personality
7:33 PM - Dogman328: pretty much just an average clopper
7:33 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well i don't exactly know what that entails
7:33 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: as in
7:34 PM - Dogman328: >Wants to have sex with characters
7:34 PM - Dogman328: It can't get anymore basic
7:34 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: but then he'd be one dimensional
7:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: and that sucks
7:35 PM - Dogman328: yeah
7:35 PM - Dogman328: Will I be murdering Derpy?
7:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i dunno
7:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: depends
7:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i've really only got the beginning down
7:36 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: which is essentially telamon can't build engines and so they blow up and our ship crash lands in canterlot
7:36 PM - Dogman328: huh
7:37 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i don't know
7:37 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: it makes sense in context
7:40 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: "dogman328 is typing a message
7:40 PM - Dogman328: Except for the fact I wasn't
7:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I find it hilarious though how the crew consists of four ponyphiles, a believed to be ponyphile and a former ponyphile.
7:49 PM - Dogman328: Guessing I'm the former ponyphile
7:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: No.
7:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Ant.'
7:49 PM - Dogman328: ...
7:50 PM - Dogman328: I still think he is
7:50 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: he denies it vigorously
7:51 PM - Dogman328: Still
7:52 PM - Kamarada RTCitia:
7:52 PM - Dogman328: Always did want to see my avatar done in your art style
7:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: "Hi, we're Robloxians. We just destroyed your royal castle and burned down half your capital.
7:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: What now, twats?"
7:56 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: What I also find hilarious is that hello looks like AJ and Dman's wearing Trixie's cutie mark
7:57 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: which i'm imagining would absolutely horrify ponies
7:57 PM - Dogman328: Probably
7:57 PM - Dogman328: So how exactly are you planning on doing the crossover?
7:57 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I don't know.
7:58 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I really don't.
7:58 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: But it'd probably end up being a trilogy of some kind.
8:00 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
8:00 PM - Dogman328: Robloxians get there by crashing a ship into Canterlot
8:00 PM - Dogman328: Destroying the castle and a good portion of the city
8:02 PM - Dogman328: Presumably it would end up being a clopfic or something, given the number of ponyphiles
8:03 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: At some point yes.
8:03 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Probably
8:03 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: But not then.
8:03 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Because that's incredibly awkward
8:03 PM - Dogman328: It is
8:03 PM - Dogman328: But there isn't that much going for a plot
8:04 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well I'm pretty much assuming this is just one of several to come.
8:04 PM - Dogman328: Going to Appleloosa or Ponyville would probably be a major thing.
8:05 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well that's what I have planned out.
8:06 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Of course.
8:07 PM - Dogman328: Dunno
8:07 PM - Dogman328: Could have Robloxians intervene during major events in FiM
8:07 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: First I need to get the "Angry Princess or 'What just happened?' Princess" thing out of the way.
8:07 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
8:07 PM - Dogman328: Celestia would survive because she's Celestia
8:08 PM - Dogman328: She'd probably be pissed off about the destruction of her capital
8:09 PM - Dogman328: Most likely imprision us or something
8:10 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Although.
8:10 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I could always just have her try and stop its complete destruction first.
8:11 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Which may be a larger priority than imprisoning us immediately after the fact.
8:12 PM - Dogman328: So she stops the complete and total destruction of the capital
8:13 PM - Dogman328: Then imprisions us unless you decide to have her be pro-execution
8:14 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well, John's a god so he's not going to die.
8:14 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Although
8:15 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I'll have to mention that beforehand to stop an obvious deus-ex-machina.
8:15 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: And admittedly
8:16 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: actually disregard that "And admittedly"
8:17 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: dogman is typing a message
8:19 PM - Dogman328: Again, I'm not
8:19 PM - Dogman328: brb
8:30 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: You know, I think I can find a way to make this story work without us being imprisoned immediately.
8:49 PM - Dogman328: Back
8:49 PM - Dogman328: ?
8:50 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: John runs the Roblox Empire.
8:50 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: He can probably just say he will invade if they're arrested or executed.
8:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Which, knowing Robloxians, they'd happily do.
8:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: So, yeah.
8:52 PM - Dogman328: You honestly think Celestia would believe that?
8:52 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Probably not.
8:53 PM - Dogman328: I guess that's all we have
8:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: But you know, Roblox is, if I'm doing my math correctly here, about seven million times the size of Equestria.
8:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: It's pretty honest suicide.
8:55 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: At least the backstory I've essentially given the entire world will make it more believable, in that she really doesn't want to fight a war.
8:56 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Moving on.
8:57 PM - Dogman328: ok
8:57 PM - Dogman328: What else?
8:58 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I guess I should figure out how we're going to introduce ourselves since we immediately leave Canterlot to avoid being killed.
8:59 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I know from the little I've theorized about what we do, we don't mention the burning capital.
8:59 PM - Dogman328: Probably for the best
9:00 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Although I think TS figures it out a few hour/days later from a letter.
9:00 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: We'll see how that goes.
9:00 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
9:01 PM - Dogman328: It would take a chapter or two for us to reach Ponyville
9:01 PM - Dogman328: *a chapter
9:02 PM - Dogman328: As it's a 9 - 10 hours away I believe
9:02 PM - Dogman328: So they would already know that something has happened
9:02 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Just not the details.
9:02 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Or that we
9:02 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: 're why.
9:04 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Although now that I think about it, with Canterlot in disarray how'd they figure it out that something happened
9:04 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I don't watch the show so I wouldn't know
9:04 PM - Dogman328: >Twilight sends her friendship report
9:04 PM - Dogman328: >No response
9:05 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well you know, she is leading a country.
9:05 PM - Dogman328: She tends to respond to all of them offscreen
9:05 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well I know that.
9:06 PM - Dogman328: I'm doubtful Celestia actually does that much
9:08 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Anyway.
9:09 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: By the time we get there it's probably late at night.
9:09 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Or next day.
9:12 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Yeeeah...
9:12 PM - Dogman328: uhuh
9:13 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: So I guess sleep.
9:13 PM - Dogman328: yeah
9:13 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Wake up.
9:13 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Quietly walk into town.
9:13 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Or something.
9:14 PM - Dogman328: And then?
9:14 PM - Dogman328: Unless it's early morning, we'd be spotted at once
9:15 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well it's like six in the morning.
9:15 PM - Dogman328: Ok
9:15 PM - Dogman328: So nobody is really awake at that time
9:16 PM - Dogman328: They're semi racist, so I dunno how it would work
9:17 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well we're in like the aftermath of S1E2 or something
9:17 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i dunno
9:18 PM - Dogman328: ok
9:19 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i never really got around to a date
9:19 PM - Dogman328: Probably just easier to do it after S1
9:19 PM - Dogman328: Less events happening
9:20 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well the thing is we're probably only here for a week or two
9:20 PM - Dogman328: ok
9:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: the mission is about 3 days travel 1 day observation
9:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: they'd notice that john's not back when he should be
9:22 PM - Dogman328: brb
10:28 PM - Dogman328: bacl
10:28 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: after like an hour :u
10:28 PM - Dogman328: ya
10:28 PM - Dogman328: my internet was being retarded
10:29 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: anywaaaaaaaaay
10:29 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: where were we
10:29 PM - Dogman328: Noticing that john isn't back by 3 days
10:29 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: four but okay
10:29 PM - Dogman328: k
10:30 PM - Dogman328: 3 days travel + a day of observation
10:30 PM - Dogman328: There would be no reason to worry until the fourth day of no return
10:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: so we're here for at least five and a half days
10:31 PM - Dogman328: Yes
10:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: we still haven't really figured out how we're going to introduce ourselves
10:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: since we'd eventually have to
10:32 PM - Dogman328: Yeah
10:33 PM - Dogman328: It won't really be an issue in Ponyville unless they found out about Canterlot
10:33 PM - Dogman328: Just our names
10:33 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: They almost inevitably would.
10:34 PM - Dogman328: Hmm
10:34 PM - Dogman328: Presumably Celestia would tell them almost immediately after we left
10:34 PM - Dogman328: Unless she actually believes the threat of war
10:35 PM - Dogman328: Then she might not tell them until we'd left
10:35 PM - Dogman328: Which would lead to the brony invasion of Roblox
10:35 PM - Dogman328: Huh
10:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well two things.
10:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: 8:55 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: At least the backstory I've essentially given the entire world will make it more believable, in that she really doesn't want to fight a war.
10:36 PM - Dogman328: Which would logically mean that she wouldn't tell them
10:36 PM - Dogman328: Because it's doubtless that we would be attacked because of it
10:36 PM - Dogman328: Which would lead to war
10:36 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Although there's still everyone else.
10:37 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: So we're not entirely in the clear.'
10:37 PM - Dogman328: How much of Canterlot was destroyed?
10:37 PM - Dogman328: Half?
10:37 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Half.
10:38 PM - Dogman328: Ok
10:38 PM - Dogman328: brb
10:40 PM - Dogman328: Just looking at a picture of Canterlot
10:41 PM - Dogman328:
10:41 PM - Dogman328: That isn't just the castle apparently
10:41 PM - Dogman328: So
10:42 PM - Dogman328: ya
10:42 PM - Dogman328: Ponyville is much larger than Canterlot apparently
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well yeah.
10:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Plains.
10:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Mostly.
10:43 PM - Dogman328: Ok
10:43 PM - Dogman328: Canterlot would be hit by a ship of what size?
10:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: It's pretty small.
10:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Like really.
10:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Hold on
10:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Let me just
10:46 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I'm assuming it's only like 25 feet wide and 30 feet long but i don't have diagrams
10:46 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: so i'll get back to you on that later
10:47 PM - Dogman328: Ok
10:47 PM - Dogman328: So Canterlot rests on a cliff
10:47 PM - Dogman328: Ok
10:48 PM - Dogman328: I guess it'd work
10:48 PM - Dogman328: Celestia could always quarantine the area
10:50 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: on a slightly amusing note i think the thing i had happen to celestia was she gets propelled out of the castle by the ship
10:50 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i dunno
10:50 PM - Dogman328: lol
10:51 PM - Dogman328: would certainly make it funnier
10:53 PM - Dogman328: and i killed the chat
10:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: no
10:53 PM - Dogman328: k
10:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i'm just finding the ship to base the schematics off of
10:54 PM - Dogman328: ok
10:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: alright there
10:54 PM - Dogman328: found something?
10:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah
10:55 PM - Dogman328: What are you basing it off of?
10:55 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well the older single user roblox ships
10:56 PM - Dogman328: ok
10:56 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: but modified for more than one user
10:56 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: hold on
10:57 PM - Kamarada RTCitia:
10:57 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: something like that
10:57 PM - Dogman328: Alright
10:57 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: it'll be larger though
10:57 PM - Dogman328: So the thing is essentially a missile
10:57 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: pretty much
10:58 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
10:58 PM - Dogman328: Canterlot is on a cliff vs. a missle
10:58 PM - Dogman328: ok
10:58 PM - Dogman328: We'll work out that later
10:58 PM - Dogman328: Introductions is our issue now?
10:59 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah
10:59 PM - Dogman328: If the pony doesn't know- Just our names
11:00 PM - Dogman328: Try to avoid the ponies that do know
11:01 PM - Dogman328: if it does become an issue then I guess - Names and answer any questions they ask with a lie
11:03 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: so essentially hope they're stupid
11:03 PM - Dogman328: Pretty much
11:04 PM - Dogman328: It will only be an issue with Twilight, at least initially
11:04 PM - Dogman328: So it's probably best if she was to disappear as soon as possible
11:06 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well I did have an idea that the day after we crashed she went over to check on things
11:07 PM - Dogman328: So we'd have at most a day to convince everyone in Ponyville of our innocence
11:09 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: pretty much
11:10 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: also the single user ship is like 20 feet long and 13 feet wide
11:10 PM - Dogman328: Or just have half of the group go to Ponyville and have the others attempt to delay her
11:10 PM - Dogman328: ok
11:11 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: 13 feet tall*
11:12 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: then i guess john and someone else delay her
11:12 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: preferably hello
11:12 PM - Dogman328: Alright
11:13 PM - Dogman328: And I'd suppose we'd need to go to Appaloosa for some reason
11:15 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Somehow I think we're smarter than that.
11:16 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Since you know.
11:16 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Braeburn.
11:17 PM - Dogman328: ya
11:17 PM - Dogman328: Well
11:17 PM - Dogman328: Given that they're relatively out of the way
11:17 PM - Dogman328: We'd probably have an easier time there
11:17 PM - Dogman328: As it's doubtful they get that many visitors from Canterlot or Ponyville
11:18 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well do they need to?
11:18 PM - Dogman328: NO
11:18 PM - Dogman328: *No
11:18 PM - Dogman328: But that's the point
11:19 PM - Dogman328: Stupid caps lock
11:20 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: The main reason why I think that's a bad idea is because it takes exactly one person being contacted to completely screw us over.
11:20 PM - Dogman328: We're screwed if Celestia sends Twilight a magical parchment with the news
11:20 PM - Dogman328: Which would most likely happen in a day or two
11:21 PM - Dogman328: So Ponyville isn't an option
11:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: If anything we'd probably have to city jump.
11:22 PM - Dogman328: yeah
11:22 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Since once Ponyville knows Appleloosa won't be safe.
11:22 PM - Dogman328: That depends
11:23 PM - Dogman328: nvm
11:23 PM - Dogman328: Where else then?
11:23 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Um.
11:23 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well...
11:23 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I know there are other canon cities.
11:23 PM - Dogman328: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Equestria
11:23 PM - Dogman328: Okay
11:24 PM - Dogman328: We couldn't reach Cloudsdale
11:24 PM - Dogman328: And it's fair to say that Manehattan wouldn't be an option either
11:24 PM - Dogman328: Fillydelphia is gone due to the parasprites
11:26 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Wait, what about Hello and Tela?
11:26 PM - Dogman328: Hmm
11:26 PM - Dogman328: brb
11:33 PM - Dogman328: back
11:33 PM - Dogman328: What about them?
11:33 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Um, what happens to them?
11:35 PM - Dogman328: You said you'd send hello along with telamon to Ponyville to convince them of our innocence, correct?
11:36 PM - Dogman328: gtg
11:36 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: 11:10 PM - Dogman328: Or just have half of the group go to Ponyville and have the others attempt to delay her
11:10 PM - Dogman328: ok
11:12 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: then i guess john and someone else delay her
11:12 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: preferably hello
11:36 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: whoops
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5:40 PM - Dogman328: I'm back
5:40 PM - Dogman328: shall we continue?
5:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: y
5:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: ye
5:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: *
5:41 PM - Dogman328: k
5:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: 11:26 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Wait, what about Hello and Tela?
11:33 PM - Dogman328: What about them?
11:33 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Um, what happens to them?
11:35 PM - Dogman328: You said you'd send hello along with telamon to Ponyville to convince them of our innocence, correct?
11:36 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: 11:10 PM - Dogman328: Or just have half of the group go to Ponyville and have the others attempt to delay her
5:42 PM - Dogman328: alright
5:42 PM - Dogman328: It's a group of 6 or 8?
5:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: what do you mean
5:43 PM - Dogman328: how many robloxians are in the group
5:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: 8
5:43 PM - Dogman328: So send 4 to ponyville and have 4 try to delaty twilight
5:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well actually
5:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: 11:10 PM - Dogman328: ok
11:12 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: then i guess john and someone else delay her
11:12 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: preferably hello
5:44 PM - Dogman328: So 6 to ponyville
5:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah
5:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: actually
5:46 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: here's our chat so you know what we've established
5:46 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: http://rtcityrblx.tumblr.com/post/24524756561/me-and-dogman-attempting-to-write-a-plot-to-a-crossover
5:54 PM - Dogman328: Just reviewing it
5:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: oki
5:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia:
5:55 PM - Dogman328: yes
5:55 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: there's the best rendition of the ship i could make
5:55 PM - Dogman328: Pretty good
5:55 PM - Dogman328: now what
5:56 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well i guess what happens to hello and tela
5:56 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: being that they're essentially going to be left behind
5:56 PM - Dogman328: huh
5:57 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well if send them to stall we're gonna be gone before they're back
5:58 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: and then there's the fact they're essentially trapped either in or between canterlot and ponyvillr
5:58 PM - Dogman328: let's see
5:59 PM - Dogman328: They couldn't stall for more than a day I'm guessing
5:59 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Five hours.
6:00 PM - Dogman328: ok
6:00 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: At longest.
6:00 PM - Dogman328: So it wouldn't even matter that much
6:00 PM - Dogman328: Because Twilight would most likely be in Canterlot's ruins for at least 12 - 24 hours
6:02 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Which is morally obligated to involve at least a sloppy makeout.
6:02 PM - Dogman328: ya
6:02 PM - Dogman328: can't have a fanfic that includes twilight without it
6:03 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: So now I guess we have to figure out where we go after appleloosa
6:04 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
6:04 PM - Dogman328: We couldn't go to any major cities
6:05 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I don't think we could even go to any cities.
6:05 PM - Dogman328: yeah
6:05 PM - Dogman328: So we'd probably end up camping in a forest or something
6:05 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Or Buffalo I guess.
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6:18 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: argh\
6:18 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: where were we
6:19 PM - Dogman328: steam is being retarded again
6:19 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: http://rtcityrblx.tumblr.com/post/24573457274/discussing-crossover-with-dogman
6:20 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: anyways
6:20 PM - Dogman328: ya
6:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: 6:05 PM - Dogman328: So we'd probably end up camping in a forest or something
6:05 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Or Buffalo I guess.
6:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: but not really
6:21 PM - Dogman328: yep
6:21 PM - Dogman328: There isn't much we could do
6:22 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: though i'd prefer to not have my skull caved in
6:23 PM - Dogman328: probably for the best
6:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: so yeah
6:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: sorry buffalo
6:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: we'll consider it though if we're feeling suicidal
6:27 PM - Dogman328: k
6:28 PM - Dogman328: still
6:28 PM - Dogman328: where would we be staying
6:28 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: oh christ it's hailing here
6:28 PM - Dogman328: it's fucking 80 degrees here
6:28 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: anyway
6:28 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i guess just walk into the wilderness
6:29 PM - Dogman328: yeah
6:29 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: and hope the wildlife doesn't kill us
6:30 PM - Dogman328: We'd be screwed if we met anything in the wild
6:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: like ohai ursa god damn major
6:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: where'd you come from
6:33 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: eh
6:33 PM - Dogman328: ya
6:34 PM - Dogman328: unless we want a quick death, the wild isn't really a good option
6:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i guess this means we have to cross borders
6:36 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: because otherwise we die
6:36 PM - Dogman328: given that the only other civilizations that are implied are:
6:36 PM - Dogman328: Zebraland
6:37 PM - Dogman328: Prance(France), Neighpon(Japan), Germany according to the wiki
6:38 PM - Dogman328: we don't have anywhere else to go besides equestria
6:39 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: damnit imgur
6:39 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: hold on
6:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: ugh
6:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: screw it
6:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i have a really damn innacurate map that may help
6:41 PM - Dogman328: ok
6:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I guess there's always Aetaliluunde
6:44 PM - Dogman328: ?
6:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well if I had a link to the map I'd show you.
6:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Oh joy.
6:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Imgur's down.
6:46 PM - Dogman328: ah
6:47 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Sounds like hail is destroying the roof
6:47 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: hold on
6:48 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: back
6:48 PM - Dogman328: k
6:49 PM - Dogman328: now what
6:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i'll just use the wiki/
6:49 PM - Dogman328: k
6:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: who knew its inaccuracy would come in handy
6:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia:
6:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: heh
6:53 PM - Dogman328: ya
6:55 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: but really
6:55 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: that was me speculating hilariously
6:55 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well mostly
6:57 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: so now what
6:58 PM - Dogman328: dunno
6:59 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: let's just walk in the general direction of the border
7:00 PM - Dogman328: ok
7:01 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: hmm
7:02 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i'd assume that eventually just stumble into Aetaliluunde
7:05 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: probably Dwazy
7:05 PM - Dogman328: brb
7:26 PM - Dogman328: alright
7:26 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: It's still hailing.
7:27 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Anyway.
7:28 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: we stumble into some Aetali town
7:29 PM - Dogman328: and?
7:30 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I dunno, get odd looks?
7:30 PM - Dogman328: that would be about it
7:30 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Unless they attempt to arrest us or something.
7:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Also if I stop responding it's because it's hailing too hard.
7:31 PM - Dogman328: Are they part of Equestria?
7:31 PM - Dogman328: ok
7:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: No, they're not.
7:31 PM - Dogman328: ok
7:32 PM - Dogman328: Are they a dictatorship?
7:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I dunno.
7:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Probably not.
7:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: But what I do know is they don't particularly like the Equestrians.
7:33 PM - Dogman328: ok
7:34 PM - Dogman328: So they would approve of our destruction of Canterlot
7:34 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Probably.
7:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Although if we get arrested we're transported to their capital.
7:36 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Oh god.
7:36 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Too much hail.
7:37 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I mean.
7:37 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Holy hell.
7:38 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: It's drowning my music out.
7:38 PM - Dogman328: wow
7:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: So now we're in their capital.
7:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: I guess talking to their monarch/president/whatever who may or may not be secretly related to Zecora.
7:43 PM - Dogman328: ok
7:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: what say
7:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: like really
7:49 PM - Dogman328: dunno
7:50 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: "like hi, we accidentally destroyed canterlot"
7:51 PM - Dogman328: given that Robloxians aren't exactly formal people, that would be best
7:52 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: then i guess we're let go
7:52 PM - Dogman328: yep
7:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: meanwhile i guess every equestrian in ponyville is trying to find us
7:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: or something
7:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: sans twilight
7:54 PM - Dogman328: ya
7:55 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: and i guess we just kind of wander around for awhile
7:55 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: while they look in every city fox us
7:56 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: for
7:56 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: *
7:58 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: then a rescue team shows up in canterlot
7:59 PM - Dogman328: yep
7:59 PM - Dogman328: and then we leave
7:59 PM - Dogman328: or fighting a crapload of them
7:59 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: actually
7:59 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: they probably find us
7:59 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: we're in another country entirely
8:00 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: and then we leave
8:03 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i suppose then i write the sequel
8:08 PM - Dogman328: Surprising that there wasn't any sex in it
8:09 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: celestia and twilight making out will have to do
8:09 PM - Dogman328: no braeburn?
8:09 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: do you want him to make out with a guy
8:10 PM - Dogman328: isn't that what you want
8:10 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well not really
8:10 PM - Dogman328: k
8:11 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: ahahah oh god the roar of this thunderstorm is so loud
8:11 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: the house is actually vibrating
8:12 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: in the sequel though i'm so totally writing in a bunch of pony shipping
8:12 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: because lesbians
8:12 PM - Dogman328: oh god yes
8:13 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: because as we all know appledash and pinkiedash is hot
8:13 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: totally
8:13 PM - Dogman328: ya
8:13 PM - Dogman328: the unwritten rule of clopfiction
8:14 PM - Dogman328: if dash is included it must be with applejack
8:14 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: even though i'm pretty sure appledash got sunk
8:15 PM - Dogman328: sttill
8:15 PM - Dogman328: the law of clopfiction
8:15 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: but of course by now it's too large to sink
8:15 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: seeing as it's essentially the largest ship in the fandom
8:19 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: also i should totally write in abusive parents because i enjoy crushing people's spirits
8:19 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: and hearts
8:19 PM - Dogman328: yes
8:19 PM - Dogman328: do it
8:20 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: probably have to be dash though which i'm thinking violates canon but really i don't care
8:20 PM - Dogman328: very good
8:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: hey at least she'll have a freudian excuse for being a massive jerkass
8:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: maybe

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no

Dogman328 wrote:

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how long untill i die

Ratiosu wrote:

Dogman328 wrote:

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This is normal right.

no

how long untill i die

2-3 minutes