i just found out im getting a new computer in a month or two

oh boy

this basically gives me the right to treat this one like a piece of shit and use it like a testing bitch for all of my bash that i was afraid would break it

im going to make this computer suffer

heres what i have planned already:

-install windows ME
-take out all but one of my RAM sticks and load firefox with GNOME
-put a forkbomb script in my computer's startup
-install the entire ubuntu software repository
-install GRUB onto a single partition
-delete all of my SWAP drives
-install bonzi buddy
-install gentoo

run 20 instances of CRYSIS 2 at max grafix

Kenpokid4 wrote:run 20 instances of CRYSIS 2 at max grafix

bretty sure i could do that


-uninstall GRUB entirely
-run 6 different bittorrent applications simultaniously, all downloading a total of about 475 gigabytes of pornography
-unplug my harddrive in the middle of updating

Kenpokid4 wrote:run 20 instances of CRYSIS 2 at max grafix

no
do the first crysis

also make gigantic 99999999999999x99999999999999 on gimp and see what happens

not even my computer can handle it but it's running the shit windows port so your results may vary

aw yeah wrote:also make gigantic 99999999999999x99999999999999 on gimp and see what happens

not even my computer can handle it but it's running the shit windows port so your results may vary

oh yes

-uninstall dependancy resolvers and then uninstall vital core applications
-uninstall all GUIs
-uninstall network managers and applications
-install freeBSD
-repeatedly forkbomb winxp in the middle of updates and data transfers
-run sudo rm -rf /

fine
20 instances of TBoI since you lag like hell with it

and do you know anything about the computer

Who's giving you the computer and why?
It's kind of odd to just find out you're getting a new computer.

Mundane Magician wrote:Who's giving you the computer and why?
It's kind of odd to just find out you're getting a new computer.

i find them in the ground but most of them can only play doom

Mundane Magician wrote:Who's giving you the computer and why?
It's kind of odd to just find out you're getting a new computer.

me and because i have the money and im sick of this piece of shit laptop

not to mention that my birthday is in like 2 weeks and christmas is nearing so ill defenitely have it by then

wallet wrote:

Mundane Magician wrote:Who's giving you the computer and why?
It's kind of odd to just find out you're getting a new computer.

me and because i have the money and im sick of this piece of shit laptop

not to mention that my birthday is in like 2 weeks and christmas is nearing so ill defenitely have it by then

build your own computer and make something that isn't crammed with pointless bullshit

aside from the general cost saved; you don't have to worry about the crucial fact that all computers for sale generally have a pointless set of components; may it be shitty liquid cooling systems or $400 processors coupled with a $50 video card

the amd a series is good with pc gaymen but it's amd

SethiXzon wrote:

wallet wrote:

Mundane Magician wrote:Who's giving you the computer and why?
It's kind of odd to just find out you're getting a new computer.

me and because i have the money and im sick of this piece of shit laptop

not to mention that my birthday is in like 2 weeks and christmas is nearing so ill defenitely have it by then

build your own computer and make something that isn't crammed with pointless bullshit

aside from the general cost saved; you don't have to worry about the crucial fact that all computers for sale generally have a pointless set of components; may it be shitty liquid cooling systems or $400 processors coupled with a $50 video card

i dont see any reason to build a custom PC if i dont intend to use it to play videogames, i'm just going to get a basic laptop and then stick debian on it or some shit

wallet wrote:

SethiXzon wrote:

wallet wrote:

Mundane Magician wrote:Who's giving you the computer and why?
It's kind of odd to just find out you're getting a new computer.

me and because i have the money and im sick of this piece of shit laptop

not to mention that my birthday is in like 2 weeks and christmas is nearing so ill defenitely have it by then

build your own computer and make something that isn't crammed with pointless bullshit

aside from the general cost saved; you don't have to worry about the crucial fact that all computers for sale generally have a pointless set of components; may it be shitty liquid cooling systems or $400 processors coupled with a $50 video card

i dont see any reason to build a custom PC if i dont intend to use it to play videogames, i'm just going to get a basic laptop and then stick debian on it or some shit

if you wanted to make a 'supr lete pro hakxr' desktop; you could always buy a cheap hexacore processor to speed up cryptography and spend the rest of the money on a massive solid state disk