flade's touching exercise story

flade is obese to the degree of absurdity for his age

Despite this; he lacks any and all motivation to exercise; and has no talent in any sector of function, be it strength, labor, or intelligence. Ultimately, the taunting of the superevilIdoxcumentedyou1-Seth was too much, and coupled with my absence whilst I was at the gym during 'important events', Flade finally caved in regarding my suggestion that he exercise in any way possible.

Stepping unto the looming treadmill, he walked for five minutes at minimum speed, and then retired to a bench for the rest of the hour.

After that; he ceased eating school lunches; which was counter-acted by his excessive snacking (one would often hear him eating potato chips throughout a conversation), and even attempted to 'sprint during lunch'.

He sprained his ankle and was given a standard boot-style cast.

An inspiring story.

i think we can all learn something from this tale

[REDACTED] wrote:i think we can all learn something from this tale

that flade's a lardass who will never marry?

spinnythings wrote:

[REDACTED] wrote:i think we can all learn something from this tale

that flade's a lardass who will never marry?

ye

this made me realize how great i am

t wrote:this made me realize how great i am

the best kind of internet stories

whenevr im feeling down i can think 'at least im not flade' and then i remember how fuckin balla i am