amsk8r and the quest for headache

so this morning i woke up and i had this exploding headache like my brain was leaking out of my ears
so i do the natural thing and masturbate like a horny chimpanzee
when im done i still have the headache so i look for tylenol
but there isnt any
so i go and ask my mom if she can drive me to the store but shes like no cuz we dont have winter tires yet
so i take my bike out but crash because the ice is slippy as fuck
i hit my head on the ice and there was blood everywhere but then i noticed i dont have a headache anymore

yet another tale of heroics

do it yourself aspirin