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Quotes from Izzetheking
by McKailey Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:26 pm
For when I need insight.
"I would fuck vegeta…Not because Im gay… But because it would be my one chance to Truly submit sexualy to a being of superior power… Ha ha… Fuck my but vegeta"
"Fucking bitchs….. Don’t ever catch me in a bad mood again….. No one ever nos the pain on my heart. I pissedpants my"
"All of your preverts need to stop messaging. I am the necromancer and I will fry your bodys with my gauntlets. I have a lot of strong power and I could easily destroy you. Please leave me alone to masterbort in pease."
"Mens asses are not a sexual delight… If your a man you need to keep those buns covered. Get a pear of jeans ASAP or a washcloth or just ANYTHING. just dont show me another MALE BUTTCHEEKS!"
"I will swirl my tongue around your anus, as a treat for you if you do good."
"Drugs can be dangeros for your body. If you do drugs you shoukd stop. Please Stop doing drugs. Put away the drugs. I don’t do drugs because I don’t have any friends."
"I would fuck vegeta…Not because Im gay… But because it would be my one chance to Truly submit sexualy to a being of superior power… Ha ha… Fuck my but vegeta"
"Fucking bitchs….. Don’t ever catch me in a bad mood again….. No one ever nos the pain on my heart. I pissedpants my"
"All of your preverts need to stop messaging. I am the necromancer and I will fry your bodys with my gauntlets. I have a lot of strong power and I could easily destroy you. Please leave me alone to masterbort in pease."
"Mens asses are not a sexual delight… If your a man you need to keep those buns covered. Get a pear of jeans ASAP or a washcloth or just ANYTHING. just dont show me another MALE BUTTCHEEKS!"
"I will swirl my tongue around your anus, as a treat for you if you do good."
"Drugs can be dangeros for your body. If you do drugs you shoukd stop. Please Stop doing drugs. Put away the drugs. I don’t do drugs because I don’t have any friends."
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Re: Quotes from Izzetheking
by Queen Kghyilda Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:27 pm
i should link him to gay pornMcKailey wrote:For when I need insight.
"I would fuck vegeta…Not because Im gay… But because it would be my one chance to Truly submit sexualy to a being of superior power… Ha ha… Fuck my but vegeta"
"Fucking bitchs….. Don’t ever catch me in a bad mood again….. No one ever nos the pain on my heart. I pissedpants my"
"All of your preverts need to stop messaging. I am the necromancer and I will fry your bodys with my gauntlets. I have a lot of strong power and I could easily destroy you. Please leave me alone to masterbort in pease."
"Mens asses are not a sexual delight… If your a man you need to keep those buns covered. Get a pear of jeans ASAP or a washcloth or just ANYTHING. just dont show me another MALE BUTTCHEEKS!"
"I will swirl my tongue around your anus, as a treat for you if you do good."
"Drugs can be dangeros for your body. If you do drugs you shoukd stop. Please Stop doing drugs. Put away the drugs. I don’t do drugs because I don’t have any friends."
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Re: Quotes from Izzetheking
by Queen Kghyilda Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:29 pm
http://izzetheking.tumblr.comfuzzeedice wrote:what...
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Re: Quotes from Izzetheking
by McKailey Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:32 pm
"Just because I dont have a dad doesnt mean i dont k now how to love a woman.
My mom taught me how to love a woman. (Not sexual.)"
"Cheer up… Your going to be my personal slut. Im going to hypnotize you. Whatever I dream will be my command to you. And you will kiss me on the hair and rub my neck whenever I wish. Because I have a sore neck from bad posture. And I also want Handjob’s"
"I’m not gay but Sephiroth is hott. I want to make Sephy my bishy."
"i dont have a foreskin, But I am working on foreskin restoration. PM me for more info"
My mom taught me how to love a woman. (Not sexual.)"
"Cheer up… Your going to be my personal slut. Im going to hypnotize you. Whatever I dream will be my command to you. And you will kiss me on the hair and rub my neck whenever I wish. Because I have a sore neck from bad posture. And I also want Handjob’s"
"I’m not gay but Sephiroth is hott. I want to make Sephy my bishy."
"i dont have a foreskin, But I am working on foreskin restoration. PM me for more info"
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Re: Quotes from Izzetheking
by Queen Kghyilda Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:33 pm
but the greatest is
"ello. im here to teach you about how the government is tricking us with celebrites.
Ever see will smith?
Looks familiar doesnt he?
doesnt it strike you as odd that will smith looks exactly like both USHER and BARACK OBAMA?
Yes…. odd..
I’ve came to discover that will smith is both usher and barack o bama. He is thirsty for fame and will do anything for it. he must be both a rapper and a president? Hmmm selfish
Im not famous so why does he have to be.
So wh do all these men look the same? i’m not sure.
I wrote a letter to Obama the president, and guess what.
No reply. this made me evenmore suspicious that they are all the same person. why dont you ever see usher, obama, and WILL SMITH all together? Hmmm.. internesting
I believe i am the first person to realize this curiousity.
if you look closely you can tell they all share the same hair cut and eye color? i cant tell you why or whats going on because i dont know either and im very confused i dont know what im doing
"
"ello. im here to teach you about how the government is tricking us with celebrites.
Ever see will smith?
Looks familiar doesnt he?
doesnt it strike you as odd that will smith looks exactly like both USHER and BARACK OBAMA?
Yes…. odd..
I’ve came to discover that will smith is both usher and barack o bama. He is thirsty for fame and will do anything for it. he must be both a rapper and a president? Hmmm selfish
Im not famous so why does he have to be.
So wh do all these men look the same? i’m not sure.
I wrote a letter to Obama the president, and guess what.
No reply. this made me evenmore suspicious that they are all the same person. why dont you ever see usher, obama, and WILL SMITH all together? Hmmm.. internesting
I believe i am the first person to realize this curiousity.
if you look closely you can tell they all share the same hair cut and eye color? i cant tell you why or whats going on because i dont know either and im very confused i dont know what im doing
"
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Re: Quotes from Izzetheking
by Guest Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:33 pm
i know who he isRTCity wrote:http://izzetheking.tumblr.comfuzzeedice wrote:what...
this shit's weird
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Re: Quotes from Izzetheking
by McKailey Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:49 pm
RTCity wrote:but the greatest is
"ello. im here to teach you about how the government is tricking us with celebrites.
Ever see will smith?
Looks familiar doesnt he?
doesnt it strike you as odd that will smith looks exactly like both USHER and BARACK OBAMA?
Yes…. odd..
I’ve came to discover that will smith is both usher and barack o bama. He is thirsty for fame and will do anything for it. he must be both a rapper and a president? Hmmm selfish
Im not famous so why does he have to be.
So wh do all these men look the same? i’m not sure.
I wrote a letter to Obama the president, and guess what.
No reply. this made me evenmore suspicious that they are all the same person. why dont you ever see usher, obama, and WILL SMITH all together? Hmmm.. internesting
I believe i am the first person to realize this curiousity.
if you look closely you can tell they all share the same hair cut and eye color? i cant tell you why or whats going on because i dont know either and im very confused i dont know what im doing
OH MY GOD LMAO
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Re: Quotes from Izzetheking
by McKailey Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:51 am
"If u put a rubberband around ur testicals and you couldn’t get it off would your balls fall off eventually?????? Im kinda scared"
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Re: Quotes from Izzetheking
by McKailey Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:57 am
"When i bend over while i have an erection my fat gut covers the tip of my penis and i pretend that im disabled and only have half a penis. If I really only had half a penis probably more people would feel sorry for me"
"I think everyone should train to become powerful. I train to become powerful every day"
"I think everyone should train to become powerful. I train to become powerful every day"
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