a satirical article on OTFF

by **Queen Kghyilda** Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:09 pm

The OT Freedom forum, also known as OTFF is a retarded Off Topic fansite made by a non OT'er brony named Dogman328. The site is well known for being more retarded than /b/, and being full of hypocritical nobs.

[begin history here]
Beginning just about a month ago, nobody gave a crap about the site. But then a bunch of alts, probably the alts of the retards who run and moderate the site, started spamming OT with the link to it, because they're that stupid, and aparentally, so is most of OT.

And then Goldboo, some guy who doesn't like bronies started spamming the ever living hell out of the Brony section of their forums, which of course made all of the site members (mostly Blitz though), butthurt. He continued to spam the hell out of it for about three days before being b&, but not before Blitz whined at him over Roblox Off Topic, like he always does because he can't go one minute without whining.

Later, RTCity made super awesome funfacts about OTFF, it got content deleted though, but then he reposted it, and the OTFF morons got butthurt yet again. Once again though, mostly just Blitz because aparentally he gets easily butthurt. How funny.

As a result of the above happening, a flame war occured on OT, dogman got uber butthurt and proceeded to cuss out OT several times on his crappy forum because the people on OT didn't like it. Oh how hilarious, proving once again all OTFF'ers are retarded, and are easily made butthurt. Ain't that just a beauty?

[begin on members]
The members of the site are absolutely retarded, they whine about Roblox constantly, and will never shut the hell up about how RTCity keeps on spamming about how much the site sucks (which it does).

Now then, on to some of the memebers of the ever retarded site.
There are several Pokephiles, such as Jayfeather19, a "female" who attempts to defend the site of retards even though she looks like a total fool in doing so, and Blitz967, some Gardephile who, since being deleted by the great Roblox Moderators, has been a whining twat, how funny is that? As a bonus, Blitz can usually be seen whining over either RTCity, or how "sucky" the Roblox mods are.

But really, most of the site is comprised of bronies, bronies such as Hello777, some idiot who is more obsessed with that one FiM character Applejack than Blitz is with Gardevoir, sapphirefear, some guy who appears to almost never stop posting retarded threads both here and there, and the retard who made the site himself, Dogman328, who is more obsessed with Cupcakes than most, if not all of OT combined.

So basically, the entire site is comprised entirely of people who want to go bestiality on a bunch of young female ponies, and a bunch of people who basically want to screw a freaking leaf. And they wonder why nobody likes them, and why they're social rejects. (Also because they forumed on OT, and as we all know, all OT'ers are total social rejects, no exceptions.)

[begin on mods/posts]
As with all retarded OT made forums, all the posts are totally and utterly retarded. The second you go to their OT board, you find a bunch of threads on topics that are quite literally amongst the stupidest ever. Seriously, go look at it.

Now then, on to the ever biased, and ever stupid moderators. Because this is a forum made up entirely of OT'ers, you can't possibly assume that giving some of them moderator powers is going to go well, unless you've got an IQ of like six or something.

Now, logically they put up a "No whining about moderation rule." Which is pretty retarded, considering that "whining" could actually help. But because it's a board run by a bunch of retarded OT'ers, you couldn't possibly have any hope in them realizing that, really.

[begin end]
In the end, the retarded site will die, because all OT forums do that. 'Nuff said, good day.