oh god im so twittchy aaa aa aaaaa aaaaaaaaaa

i went to safeway to gather supplies for SHITPOST SATURDAY NIGHT and my parent 5 days departure so i went to starbux to get some $50 hipster fucking coffee

i think they spiked it with something not once in my life has coffee made me hyperactive and right now i'm making typos left and right because my hAND S ARE SHAKING FROM THE BUZZ OH GOD MAKE IT STOp

my dad could really use that canadian stahfux

vodka wrote:my dad could really use that canadian stahfux

canadian starbuxx0rs are the best they dont let you tip the baristas so that they're forced to work a low pay job inside a small box in an already expensive store for the rest of their lives kyahahahaha

[12:49:33 PDT] the A&C: oh god
[12:49:36 PDT] the A&C: oh god minato
[12:49:38 PDT] the A&C: im so
[12:49:40 PDT] the A&C: stwichty
[12:49:41 PDT] the A&C: a
[12:49:43 PDT] the A&C: aaa
[12:49:43 PDT] the A&C: a
[12:49:43 PDT] the A&C: aa
[12:49:46 PDT] the A&C: hoily fdcocks
[12:49:54 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): ... just name me to ken or something
[12:49:55 PDT] the A&C: i had starbuxxors coffee
[12:49:57 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): anyway
[12:50:02 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): can l00n1x run touhou labyrinth
[12:50:04 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): LOL
[12:50:09 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): wait
[12:50:09 PDT] the A&C: has it finished downloading
[12:50:12 PDT] the A&C: i havbent ebven checked
[12:50:14 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): starbucks has coffee?
[12:50:18 PDT] the A&C: it cost me 40 dollars
[12:50:23 PDT] the A&C: they sell macbooks
[12:50:31 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): i thoguht they just served carmelized sugar
[12:50:36 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): ... even thouch carmel IS sugar
[12:50:46 PDT] the A&C: oh fuck i love caramel
[12:50:49 PDT] the A&C: but like
[12:51:01 PDT] the A&C: it's shitposting saturday night and my parents are outta town for fivee whooole days
[12:51:09 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): lotta fappin' to do on /d/
[12:51:10 PDT] the A&C: so i went for a supply run and got some coffee for 200 dollars
[12:51:09 PDT] Minato Arisato (Ken [Christian]): i mean
[12:51:21 PDT] the A&C: they spiked it ken
[12:51:24 PDT] the A&C: im going CUHRAAAYZEE
[12:51:31 PDT] the A&C: i think it's turning me into a hipster
[12:51:47 PDT] the A&C: and ive fapped five times in the past 12 hours
[12:51:51 PDT] the A&C: im horny as hell for some reason
[12:51:58 PDT] the A&C: this is gonna be fuckimng BNONKERS