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Post by Guest Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:40 pm

i decided to look through the archives and found a few delicious quotes

The forum? The forum is funny to you? You mean, RT and OT?

Good god, I could rant for ages about them. I've lurked both since '08 through around '10, and its quality has degraded into the absolute worst shitfest ever.

It's just /b/, except with accounts, and you have to be kid-friendly. There is no topic, ever, and when it is, it's about another member or some shit. It's just the community passive-aggressively jerking itself off and trying their damnedest to 'troll' each other.
Compared to 4chan, it's such an unbelievably limited interface that looking at it NOW makes me sick.
Identity on those forums gets in the way of discussion of anything. It's all about 'mah 2k post!' '@f4gg0t' 'Hay boiz I'm a grl ;D'; it doesn't provide any sustenance, any content.

Hell, even /b/ at least provides enjoyable porn and heated discussions about religion. /v/ talks about videogames and exports 67% of the world's rage. But the Roblox forums?

Gossip about itself.

The greatest waste of time I have ever seen in my life.



>play this game when it wasn't popular
>no fancy GUIs or any of that shit
>leave while the iron is cold
>come back because of one of these threads
>members only worlds
>infested with ponyfags
>had the users vote if they wanted to enable GUIs or not
>filled with generic Tycoons and Survive XYZ
this game had so much fucking potential
it was Legos + LUA scripting language
It SHOULD HAVE BEEN the best way to get kids into programming languages and building their own shit with their own hands from scratch
But no, the demographic went sub 10 years old and everyone but like 2 people made places out of Public Domain models

I have had a presence on those forums for years, and I may safely say that they are shit without content.

It's everything wrong with internet discussion. Absolutely everything. Hell, comments on hats and things are even worse than YouTube comments. It wouldn't seem possible but it truly, truly is. Every hat has the exact same comments - just - just every single one; the exact same, bactereel messages, perpetuated by actual people in vain hope they'll get something out of it.

I-I can't even list any more things that are wrong. And almost half of my nearly 5k posts on there are unbelievably long rants.

I think my hope in Roblox is dead. Oh, god.

>Used to go on those forums a few years ago
>Everybody just pranced around pretending to be stupid, flooding shit like "OH EM GEE H4444XXXX"
>Go back after seeing this post
>Everybody is legitimately stupid

I guess it's true, isn't it?

For those that don't know, Roblox is a video game designed for children that's basically minecraft but only played by children and literal autistics

>my 8-year-old kid brother plays this
>he also plays minecraft
>and dicks around with g-mod
>also source film maker
>Knows how to import models, manually install mods, all of that shit
>Never goes out, doesn't have friends, sits in front of the computer all day after school
>One day, while home for the holidays I caught him looking at exhentai
>Motherfucker actually got past sadpanda on his own
>The tab was named gardevoir
>Later on that night he asks me if I knew what MLP was

Oh God

Quite literally the most shit and self-destructing online community to ever exist on the internet

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING ROBLOX?!?!?!?! FUCK YEAH YOU ARE, TIME TO PLAY THE BEST ONLINE GAME EVER!

>lol wtf is this gay minecranft ripof???????

SHUT YOUR AUTISTIC MOUTH THIS GAME WAS OUT BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN. THIS IS REAL HARDCORE SHIT.

>cn i build pixel art of mario sprites

MAYBE, BUT NOBODY FUCKING DOES THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A GAME FOR TRUE HARDCORE GAMERS, NOT TRUE AUTISTIC FAGS.


ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS, ROBLOX IS A HARDCORE GAME DEVELOPED BY BILLERMAN AND TALLYMOM. IT LOOKS LIKE GAY ASS SHITTY LEGOS BUT THEN YOU REALIZE THIS GAME HAS GUNS AND YOU CAN QUICKSCOPE ANY NOOB THAT TRASH TALKS YOU. ROBLOX HAS A TON OF USER-CREATED MAPS WHERE YOU CAN BLOW UP SHIT AND KICK EVERYBODY'S ASS AND AKLJB DLIEILBSfdHBIOESULhbmjivPOESD

IT'S SO FUCKING HARDCORE DOWNLOAD IT NOW

I met another kid who played roblox. He also played runescape and some other games I played, and he was a /b/ user. Said he was considering killing himself for stealing like 200$ worth of shit from a wal-mart or something. He also told me he posted on robloxhq, although I only posted in the first 9 or so months and he posted during the boards ends. We were in a clinic for self-harm, and ironically I think robloxhq shut down because somebody killed themselves. I browsed some of the offshoot boards and there were a handful of people tossing the idea around. Looks like everybody who frequented rhq wants to kill themselves.

Man, I fucking hate this game. Sorry for the rant, but I have to rant.

My brother is obsessed with this game. He was a normal kid until he started playing this and that fucking pointless Club Penguin game. It was to the point he started to make OC characters based on those fulgy avatars and get mad at the slightest disagreement on whether Roblox was a good game.

Now he never socializes and is a shitstain when we play games together. It's always, "LOL CAKE IZ A LIE" "OVER 9000" and shit. He never says "Hi" to me anymore.

I just wished that fucking retarded autist game would just fucking die already. PC mater race indeed. Fuck that game.

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Post by dogman is stupid Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:42 pm

that was beautiful
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Post by McKailey Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:58 pm

[REDACTED] wrote:that was beautiful

i think i cried a little bit
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Post by Guest Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:59 pm

>bought bc for the extra cool shit that comes with it
>suddenly realise i can't script

so
what do i do

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Post by Guest Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:02 pm

笑 wrote:>bought bc for the extra cool shit that comes with it
>suddenly realise i can't script

so
what do i do
learn to script, faggot

roblox LUA is really goddamn easy and fun as fuck it's the best way to get into programming and shit

educate yourself:

http://wiki.roblox.com/index.php/Absolute_beginner%27s_guide_to_scripting

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Post by spinnythings Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:56 pm

it is so true
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Post by L_Clan Ruso Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:05 pm

ROBLOX was a fun game for me until I met the community
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Post by Guest Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:47 pm

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Post by dogman is stupid Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:47 pm

Kagiyama wrote:bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbump
no
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Post by Guest Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:51 pm

[REDACTED] wrote:
Kagiyama wrote:bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbump
no
deal with it bitch nigger

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Post by dogman is stupid Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:56 pm

Kagiyama wrote:
[REDACTED] wrote:
Kagiyama wrote:bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbump
no
deal with it bitch nigger
this isn't roblox.
you could've just added something relevant to the thread
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Post by Guest Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:03 pm

[REDACTED] wrote:
Kagiyama wrote:
[REDACTED] wrote:
Kagiyama wrote:bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbump
no
deal with it bitch nigger
this isn't roblox.
you could've just added something relevant to the thread
relevance is subjective

anyways i found more quotes so stop throwing a fucking temper tantrum:

Used to play roblox way the fuck back when
actually went back with a friend about a month ago to see what hell it had fallen into, was not suprised in any way
It's entirely children, literal children just weaning into the internet, picking up tablescrap memes and such, just let them learn, they'll grow out of it, for better or for worse
that being said it's amazingly wasted potential, with open lua script capability and all, they're few and far between, but occasinoally you'll find a place made by a neckbeard and not a child, and beleive me you WILL know when you do.

So, I got in from college the other day to find my 11 year old sister, sat at the family computer, playing some curious looking vidya.

>'What's that you're playing there?'
>'Hi anon, it's called Roblox, we get to make our own games and other people can play with us on them!'
>'I don't get it.. Give me an example.'

She proceeds to go into the world editor mode and shows me what's what, it all looks pretty in depth. They give you lego styled blocks to build and make levels with, the ability to use Lua scripts, put in custom meshes etc etc.

>'Wow! This game sounds great, think of all of the great things you could build! What kind of games do people make on this then?'
>'Yeah, lol look at this game.'

She then shows me the 'most popular games' page. With the likes of 'SuRvIvE tHe AWSHUM ZoMbIeS' and 'FEED THE HUNGRY NOOB'.
I then realise that this game has possibly the worst online community I've ever seen. It's like they took all of the awful internet sub-cultures and crammed them into one big online community, essentially ruining the game.

It's a true shame, this game could have been fun with the right kind of community.

I used to play roblox until I realized HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING AUTISTIC COMMUNITY. I got moderately "famous" too. I was Superducky, if you remember any of my shitty games. And for those saying it's a game for 11-year-olds, there's definitely options in there for the older crowd. Lua Scripting, Playing the currency market, all that stuff.

But dear god that community.

Looks like we found a shit tier lower that Reddit.

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