I've downloaded some weird Touhou clone from Android Market

Magical Cannon Wars if you want to look at it.

And the translation is so bad it goes beyond Engrish.

I fucking suck balls at Touhou.

Magician wrote:I fucking suck balls at Touhou.

I haven't been able to play it yet.
And I have no idea which game to get.


Anyway if "Magical Girl? You know people?" isn't a plot twist then I don't know what is.

SEND IN THE UDONGE wrote:

Magician wrote:I fucking suck balls at Touhou.

I haven't been able to play it yet.
And I have no idea which game to get.


Anyway if "Magical Girl? You know people?" isn't a plot twist then I don't know what is.

I've only played The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil and Perfect Cherry Blossom.
The 6th and 7th games respectively.

You might as well start with these two and chronologically work your way up, I don't know how to get the pre-windows games.

Magician wrote:

SEND IN THE UDONGE wrote:

Magician wrote:I fucking suck balls at Touhou.

I haven't been able to play it yet.
And I have no idea which game to get.


Anyway if "Magical Girl? You know people?" isn't a plot twist then I don't know what is.

I've only played The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil and Perfect Cherry Blossom.
The 6th and 7th games respectively.

You might as well start with these two and chronologically work your way up, I don't know how to get the pre-windows games.

Yeah I think I'll start with Perfect Cherry Blossom.
I want to see how the hell the scoring system works.


Oh and stage 2 of the game is titled Why Magical Girl Fight?

Fuck.
I died on the stage 2 boss.

She uses rainbows that turn into bullets.

SEND IN THE UDONGE wrote:And the translation is so bad it goes beyond Engrish.

Fun!



























No, really.
Fun!

SEND IN THE UDONGE wrote:

Magician wrote:

SEND IN THE UDONGE wrote:

Magician wrote:I fucking suck balls at Touhou.

I haven't been able to play it yet.
And I have no idea which game to get.


Anyway if "Magical Girl? You know people?" isn't a plot twist then I don't know what is.

I've only played The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil and Perfect Cherry Blossom.
The 6th and 7th games respectively.

You might as well start with these two and chronologically work your way up, I don't know how to get the pre-windows games.

Yeah I think I'll start with Perfect Cherry Blossom.
I want to see how the hell the scoring system works.

Perfect Cherry Blossom flows better than EoSD but you should get the latter too, considering it was the first windows one.
Also, it was it's ten year anniversary the other day.

The scoring system, well, you get points for killing fairies, collecting these things they drop, grazing bullets and so on.
I'm not really 100% sure about it myself but that's the gist of it.

By the way, what are your favourite touhous if you have any?
Mine are Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, Patchouli Knowledge and Fujiwara no Mokou.

Oh and stage 2 of the game is titled Why Magical Girl Fight?

Why must Mahou Shoujo fight?!

Magician wrote:

By the way, what are your favourite touhous if you have any?
Mine are Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, Patchouli Knowledge and Fujiwara no Mokou.

Currently they're Reisen Udongein Inaba and Suwako Moriya.