ITT: Bosses you absolutely HATE with a passion

Fawful Express [Bowser's Inside Story]
Due to the fact it's too low to punch, you're stuck using fire to fight...problem is that the DS has an extremely touchy microphone, so you're often going to get O.K.s. It wouldn't be bad if it wasn't for the fact O.K.s don't do SHIT.
It also doesn't help that you have to beat it fast or else you'll walk onto the bridge at the end and die.
So basically, to win this fight you need to have nothing but EXCELLENTs...and that's fucking impossible. I wonder how I beat it the first time I went through the game.

general tsao.
fucking general tsao.

Bowser Jr second battle in Super Mario galaxy 2

Lich King.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF DEFILE
YOU IDIOT
YOU WONDERING WHY YOU DIED?
CUZ YOU WERE FUCKING STANDING IN FUCKING DEFILE
FUCK IT
WIPE IT
WIPE IT IM DONE
FUCK IT

Blizzard/Regular Midbus [Bowser's Inside Story]
...Kind of. The first few times I fought them I didn't know what the fuck to do. Especially when it came to Blizzard's Snawfuls and Regular's "Wrecking Ball Twister," as I call it. However, I eventually figured the patterns out and beat his ass.
However, I'd be a little disappointed if Midbus died. I'd love to see him make a come-back. He was an awesome boss once I figured out his attacks.

Fun fact: Blizzard Midbus has more health than the final boss.

NYX
FUCKING
AVATAR

The battle lasts for almost an hour, its strengths and weakness change continuously, towards the end it begins to spam one hit-KO attacks and uses some move called Moonlight Gown that shields it from all attacks and, if you get hit
YOU HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN
I MEAN FUCKING SERIOUSLY
YOU COULD HAVE DEFEATED ALL 12 OF ITS MAJOR ARCANA FORMS
THEN IT COULD KILL YOU ON THE LAST CARD AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
KISS GOODBYE TO YOUR FREE TIME

me2's praetorian

assload of barriers+armor

area-of-effect instakill attack that instantly regenerates its barriers and makes it invulnerable

only targets you, and slowly moves towards you as well

pretty bad on horizon, where there's limited cover and husks everywhere, but worse on the collector ship, where you have to deal with fucking harbinger and the collectors

fuzzeedice wrote:me2's praetorian

assload of barriers+armor

area-of-effect instakill attack that instantly regenerates its barriers and makes it invulnerable

only targets you, and slowly moves towards you as well

pretty bad on horizon, where there's limited cover and husks everywhere, but worse on the collector ship, where you have to deal with fucking harbinger and the collectors

It's only a pain in the ass if you don't have the revenant and jack's fully upgraded warp ammo.

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fuzzeedice wrote:me2's praetorian

assload of barriers+armor

area-of-effect instakill attack that instantly regenerates its barriers and makes it invulnerable

only targets you, and slowly moves towards you as well

pretty bad on horizon, where there's limited cover and husks everywhere, but worse on the collector ship, where you have to deal with fucking harbinger and the collectors

It's only a pain in the ass if you don't have the revenant and jack's fully upgraded warp ammo.

i've never played soldier, only infiltrator and vanguard or used warp ammo for my bonus power, usually doing stasis or barrier/geth shield boost

fuzzeedice wrote:

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fuzzeedice wrote:me2's praetorian

assload of barriers+armor

area-of-effect instakill attack that instantly regenerates its barriers and makes it invulnerable

only targets you, and slowly moves towards you as well

pretty bad on horizon, where there's limited cover and husks everywhere, but worse on the collector ship, where you have to deal with fucking harbinger and the collectors

It's only a pain in the ass if you don't have the revenant and jack's fully upgraded warp ammo.

i've never played soldier, only infiltrator and vanguard or used warp ammo for my bonus power, usually doing stasis or barrier/geth shield boost

>never played soldier
are you a faggot

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fuzzeedice wrote:

[REDACTED] wrote:

fuzzeedice wrote:me2's praetorian

assload of barriers+armor

area-of-effect instakill attack that instantly regenerates its barriers and makes it invulnerable

only targets you, and slowly moves towards you as well

pretty bad on horizon, where there's limited cover and husks everywhere, but worse on the collector ship, where you have to deal with fucking harbinger and the collectors

It's only a pain in the ass if you don't have the revenant and jack's fully upgraded warp ammo.

i've never played soldier, only infiltrator and vanguard or used warp ammo for my bonus power, usually doing stasis or barrier/geth shield boost

>never played soldier
are you a faggot

i started a renegade playthrough as soldier but i never finished it
also biotics and sniper rifles are the best things ever

fuzzeedice wrote:

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fuzzeedice wrote:

[REDACTED] wrote:

fuzzeedice wrote:me2's praetorian

assload of barriers+armor

area-of-effect instakill attack that instantly regenerates its barriers and makes it invulnerable

only targets you, and slowly moves towards you as well

pretty bad on horizon, where there's limited cover and husks everywhere, but worse on the collector ship, where you have to deal with fucking harbinger and the collectors

It's only a pain in the ass if you don't have the revenant and jack's fully upgraded warp ammo.

i've never played soldier, only infiltrator and vanguard or used warp ammo for my bonus power, usually doing stasis or barrier/geth shield boost

>never played soldier
are you a faggot

i started a renegade playthrough as soldier but i never finished it
also biotics and sniper rifles are the best things ever

>soldier gets every weapon except the faggy smgs
>jack/samara/queen bitch for biotics

ok

ok

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fuzzeedice wrote:

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fuzzeedice wrote:i've never played soldier, only infiltrator and vanguard or used warp ammo for my bonus power, usually doing stasis or barrier/geth shield boost

>never played soldier
are you a faggot

i started a renegade playthrough as soldier but i never finished it
also biotics and sniper rifles are the best things ever

>soldier gets every weapon except the faggy smgs
>jack/samara/queen bitch for biotics

jack is absolute shit on higher difficulties because her attacks can't effect shielded/armored enemies

samara is ok considering she can use assault rifles and has throw

thane's actually better for biotics imo

miranda is decent, her final evolution ffor passive class ability is really useful

also considering you can use every weapon in me3 soldier's only good for heavy ones

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