various roblox diseases, as documented by OT

-Delætionitus
Delætionitus, usually referred to as Deletion, is an incredibly lethal disease, killing over 99% of those infected.

Symptoms are very much like many non-lethal diseases, resulting in many sufferers being unaware until it is too late. As well,

it is an abnormally fast killer, usually taking around thirty minutes. Thankfully however, no outbreaks have yet been reported

due to it killing so fast, and the chances of catching it are only around 2%, unless it runs in the family.

-Gulliblitus
Ever since the start of roblox, people have been making special messages that make them scared, and they have to send it or

they die. They are usually misled however, and it is just to cause havoc. But recently it has been getting out of hand. Usually,

the messages go like this;
"IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 8 FRIENDS IN 16 MINUTES IF YOU DONT A GHOST GIRL WITH

NO EYES WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY WITH A AXE AT MIDNIGHT"
If you see anyone with this disease, KILL THEM.

-Spaminicanous
Consists spamming. This is a smaller symptom that is commonly caught.
Danger level: 56

Symptoms:
-Scared
-Being reported
May develop from Noobixous.

Cure: Get off ROBLOX for 2-3 weeks and learn about spam

-Bronitus
Bronitis is a common disorder in which someone likes ponies.

Symptoms:
Watching MLP: FiM
Going to Bronycon
Liking ponies

The disease can only be acquired from watching MLP: FiM, so watch at your own risk. The disease has no harmful effects.

-Clopper Syndrome
There is another strain of Bronitis which scientists have recently discovered.

Clopper Syndrome
Symptoms:
Flaming non bronies
Spamming threads with ponies
Fapping to ponies

This isn't contagious, but it is dangerous. Keep a weapon when entering brony territory in case you come across a Clopper.

-Showniza
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST CONTAGIOUS VIRUSES.
THIS VIRUS IS A PARASITE THAT CAN TAKE OVER THE HOST.
IT SPREADS QUICKLY.
Danger Level; 100.

SYPMTOMS:
--REALLY EASILY MAD
--LIES TOO MUCH
--TRIES TO SHOW OFF
--CLAIMS IS BETTER THAN ANYONE
--CAN DEVELOP EXPLOITIOUS OR NOOBIXIOUS (OR SOMETHING)

SOME SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT A CURE FOR THIS.
THERE HAS BEEN NO LUCK YET.

-Robloxaikixz
-Online Relation Syndrome (ORS)
nline Relation Syndrome (ORS) is a disease which people try to get others' to like them. The symptoms include:

Asking for a GF/BF
Wearing attractive clothing (Shaggy, muscle shirts, etc.)
Wanting to roleplay with opposite gender

If you see a person with this disease, get away, as it is contagious.

-Exploitanious
A ROBLOX disease that is not that common, but is starting to rise very slowly.

SYMPTONS:
Exploiting
Fever
2.0/3.0 addiction

It was made in 2009 by an unknown maker, that if found will be jailed for life.
Please consult a doctor if you start feeling exploiting, fever, or 2/3.0 addiction.

-Grammarless

-Desutosis
Desutosis is a disease that affects speech.

Symptoms:
Saying 'Desu' after every sentence.
Randomly saying 'Desu'
Not able to control saying 'Desu'

Desutosis is similar to Tourettes, be you just say 'Desu'. It is only acquired if it runs in the family.

-Bantonitus
Bantonitus, usually referred to as Banned, is an incredibly common non-lethal disease. It is closely related to Delætionitus.

The symptoms of this disease include irrational thoughts, stupidity, law breaking, and many others. It is found in

approximately 51% of all people, and over 70% of all forumers.

-Front Page Syndrome (FPS)
Front Page Syndrome (FPS) is a fairly common disease, found in 23% of all people, but in less than 2% of forumers, it is

closely related to Gulliblitus, Robloxaikixz, Grammarless, and Exploitanious.

Symptoms include severe lack of grammar, exploitative tendencies, gullibility, sudden outbursts of anger, and online dating.

There is currently no cure.


-Fakeageitis
Faking your age to post and chat.
Danger: High, concidering it can get you banned/sued

Symptoms:
-People getting suspicous
-Not using "grammer dudez!11!!1".
-Getting banend often for idicocy.
-ODing.

Related to Noobixous and Spamiacous
Cure: Getting off ROBLOX till you're actually that age.

-Hexjoint
Hexjoint is a disease opon newbies, Instant whining, and exploding diarrhea.
Effects are:

Whining'
Useage of all caps
exploding diarrhea.

-Capitalization Syndrome
Capitalization Syndrome is when the infected individual uses capitals in strange ways, such as "hI hOW arE YOU doing/"

Currently 12% of forumers have it. It is related to Grammarless.

-Ipsa Bardus
Ipsa Bardus is a common syndrome in trolls.

Symptoms: Trolling, PAing, Bad grammar on purpose, Laughing at tragedies, Using overused memes

This disease can be dangerous to others, and may be mistaken with insanity. If you see someone with Ipsa Bardus, turn into

the ROBLOXian Medical Center immediately..

-LittleMidgetism
Littlemidgetism is a form of Gulliblitis.

Symptoms:
Delusions
Trolling

This disease is deadly, as it can cause bans. If you see someone with Littlemidgetism, contact the ROBLOXian Medical

Center.

-Minimoditus
Minimoderatoritus, usually shortened to Minimoditus, is a disease where one 'patrols' the forums and always sucks up to the

mods. Diseases commonly occur when one repeatedly buys one of ROBLOX's products.

Effects include -
Reporting all the time
Being a snob
Sucking up to mobs
Complaining/whining

There has been no known cure for it.

-Scammitis
A diseases, begun in early 2011.

This includes spamming, in which you are gullible enough to be scammed or be cruel enough to scam others. It can

sometimes cause imprisonment. Please contact the ROBLOX police if you notice this disease.

-Jareism Disease
The Jareism Disease is only found in ROBLOXians who are hated by 10 ROBLOXians and up.
Symptoms:
Hatred
People saying "Get out." to you
People saying rude comments
And
Anger

-Christinitus/Christinaitus
Named after Christina8787, Christinitus, or Christinaitus, is a rare disease that's only found in the rich and famous which

screws with the the mind.

Symptoms include inability to listen to reason, negative response to critics, severe greed, and several symptoms that cannot

be listed.

-Petrikovitus
This contagious virus was discovered by scientists recently. It causes new Robloxians to accumulate insane post counts over

very short time periods. It also affects grammar negatively and destroys the infected individual's social life.

-Lezus's Syndrome
Lezus's Syndrome is a rare syndrome, only ever found in Lezus.

Symptoms:
Trying to be scary
Making creepy places

It is only treated with psychiatric help.

-Jesusitus
This virus has been known for years. It takes over the brain and forces the infected individual to preach the Bible and attempt

to spread the extremely contagious disease to other individuals, forcing them too to preach and brainwash.

Symptoms include:

Joining religious groups with the word "Christian" or "Jesus"
Flaming atheists and individuals infected with viruses that force belief in other religions
Favoriting religious places

No cure is currently known.

-Z3R0 Syndrome
Joining Pointless groups / games
Giving away alot of money to be popular
Wasting money buying expensive stuff

There has been a cure since March 2nd 2011 and it is called "Stop being non-responsible"

-Rolplaytis
This disease was discovered recently and is extremely contagious, affecting over 90% of Roblox's population. The virus seizes

control of the brain and clouds the infected individual's mind, causing them to see life as a big roleplay.

Symptoms include:

-Asking for a boy/girlfriend in a game
-Pretending to be an animal
-Participating in roleplay threads on the roleplay forum
-Crying when someone doesn't want to play with them
-Frequently visiting "Town of Robloxia" or buying VIP for it

No cure is known except death.

-Malik's Syndrome
This has been around since 2009.
It has been well known for its exotic and rare disabilitys.
It causes ROBLOXians to lose there minds and to become a person who does stuff exotic in many ways possible.
Side Effects:
Talking like a Gentlemen
Wearing exotic clothes
Buying useless hats
Using and creating failish models and decals.

There is no found cure for this Disease

-Fad Flu
Fad flu is especially common in the off-topic forum community, though uncommon in other places.

Symptoms include
-Doing the same thing others infected are doing
-Lack of originality

The disease lasts a few hours on average, though can last up to two days at most. It comes in short but extreme outbreaks,

usually a few times a week. It does not seem to pose any threat, especially because of how short a time it lasts.

-Newbism
Newbism, although very common, does not affect many people at a time. There are two variations of it.

Game Newbism

Symptoms include
-Bad grammar
-Senseless actions
-Using a lot of free models
-Insulting others for disagreeing
-Sending and accepting random friend requests

Game Newbism occurs in those who are first starting to play ROBLOX games. It is a chronic disease that can last the rest of

the victim's life, and is rarely escaped. The only cure is to fight the symptoms yourself.

Forum Newbism

Symptoms include
-Bad grammar
-Pointless posts
-Overuse of old memes
-Insulting others for disagreeing
-Overuse of the emoticons "xD" and ":3"
-Attempts at humor consisting of randomness and certain foods such as waffles and pie.
-Asking for donations, place visits, friend requests, and/or joining a group of theirs.

Forum Newbism occurs in those from the ROBLOX gaming community coming to the forum area. Forum Newbism often does

not last nearly as long as Game Newbism, and is not chronic, though it is more extreme. Like Game Newbism, however, the

only cure is to fight the symptoms yourself.

Both variations occur only once, though they are quite dangerous. Treatment is difficult because the victims denies their

infection and thinks they are fine. Forcing the thought upon causes aggression, triggering their insulting you for disagreeing

with them, but they are harmless to you.

==============Disorders===================
-Equestrian Schizophrenia
An incredibly rare disorder [not a disease, I know] that only occurs in certain bronies, Equestrian Schizophrenia is a type of

schizophrenia that makes one believe they are a pony. It is unknown what causes this, as only 16 cases have ever been

reported, the most known being RainbowDash101.

-Up-Tight Disorder
The Up-Tight Disorder is a Emotional and behavioral disorder its mostly found in Clan owners and Army Leaders.
Symptoms:
Wearing Tuxedos
Doesn't get jokes half the time
Being sad mostly when something happens to something that he owns
Always keeps things in order

-Pony Madness
A rather uncommon and new disorder, Pony Madness is a disorder where the sufferer is slowly driven to madness by ponies

taking over their thought process.

Symptoms include inability to not think about ponies, falling in love with ponies, overuse of brony vocabulary such as flank and

plot, and use of the suffix -pony in the place of -body. It is the leading theory for what causes Equestrian Schizophrenia.

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-Clopper Syndrome
There is another strain of Bronitis which scientists have recently discovered.

Clopper Syndrome
Symptoms:
Flaming non bronies
Spamming threads with ponies
Fapping to ponies

This isn't contagious, but it is dangerous. Keep a weapon when entering brony territory in case you come across a Clopper.

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fuzzeedice wrote:

-Clopper Syndrome
There is another strain of Bronitis which scientists have recently discovered.

Clopper Syndrome
Symptoms:
Flaming non bronies
Spamming threads with ponies
Fapping to ponies

This isn't contagious, but it is dangerous. Keep a weapon when entering brony territory in case you come across a Clopper.

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