Omegle Thread
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Omegle Thread
by Lcke Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:10 am
i dont see how this is shitposting but okay
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: f 15 USA hi
You: How are you today.
Stranger: im good i guess hbu?
You: I feel fine.
You: What would you like to talk about?
Stranger: idk anything blood on the dance floor ? ^-^
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: f 15 USA hi
You: How are you today.
Stranger: im good i guess hbu?
You: I feel fine.
You: What would you like to talk about?
Stranger: idk anything blood on the dance floor ? ^-^
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:14 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 14, F.
You: How are you.
Stranger: 16m
Stranger: and u???
i am a fucking genius
You: 14, F.
You: How are you.
Stranger: 16m
Stranger: and u???
- Spoiler:
- You: Um.
You: "How" are you.
Stranger: fine
You: There is a big difference between "how" and "who".
You: Thanks for not asking how I am.
Stranger: ya i knw
You: I feel fine.
Stranger: all girls r same
You: What is "same"?
Stranger: in argument
You: There is no argument.
You: I'm just saying things which you aren't saying.
You: Such as "what's up?"
Stranger: wats that
You: I'll tell you what's up.
You: Me, on my computer.
Stranger: fine
You: At 5:45 am.
Stranger: nothing personal
You: What do you want.
You: Expressing my intelligence obviously was a bad idea, because nobody else within my age range can comprehend it.
You: So what do you want?
Stranger: tell me any personal thing about u....
You: Ask questions.
Stranger: r u single???
You: Yes.
Stranger: me 2
You: Ok.
Stranger: well.. wats ur name
Stranger: ??
You: Vanessa.
Stranger: nice name
Stranger:
You: Hmm.
Stranger: hi vanessa
You: Hello, unnamed kid.
Stranger: oh hello i am not kid ok
You: Act like you aren't one.
Stranger: i think u r luking very beautyful
Stranger: m i right???
You: Yes.
You: I do fancy myself quite fabulous to the eye.
Stranger: wow
You: Wow.
Stranger: do u know how child birth???
You: ...What?
Stranger: hmmmm
You: Do I know how child birth?
You: ...
You: What even kind of sentence that is?
Stranger: i mean do u kno how a women get pragnant???
You: No.
You: What is "pragnant"?
Stranger: mean u r kid
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: ???
Stranger: u there???
You: I never announced that I had left.
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: so hello kid
You: Hello, kid.
Stranger: ok
You: Okay.
Stranger: wats ur size???
You: I'm not fat, if that's what you mean.
You: A little too skinny.
Stranger: wats ur figure??
You: I'm sort of short.
You: If you mean that.
Stranger: r u virgin???
You: No, I'm Vanessa.
Stranger: do u knwabout sex???
You: What's that?
You: "Knwabout"?
You: You are a strange boy.
Stranger: know about
Stranger: ya i m
You: Do I know about sex.
You: Well, I've heard the word.
You: But never heard the exact context.
Stranger: i like u
You: You like my text.
You: Well I'm blushing.
Stranger: wanna be my friend???
You: Not really.
Stranger: no i like u
Stranger: why???
You: You know nothing about me other than what you have learned from this chat session.
You: How can you truly say you like me
You: ?
Stranger: i swear i like u god promise
You: You don't like me.
Stranger: have u any facebook id???
You: You like my text, speech style, and mockery of you.
Stranger: facebook????
Stranger: ya dats why i like u...
You: Facebook is for twerps.
You: Like you.
You: You are a twerp.
Stranger: wats the meaning of twerp???
You: Idiot.
You: Noob.
You: Dork.
You: All that.
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: but i want to friendship with u...
Stranger: plzzzzzz
You: I do not have a Facebook.
You: You don't like me.
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: You can me all night.
You: I don't care.
Stranger: ):
Stranger: plzzzz
You: No.
Stranger: i love u...
You: You don't fucking love me.
You: Get over yourself.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wats the size ofur boob?
Stranger: of ur
You: "Ofur".
You: What even is that?
Stranger: boobs size????
You: What about boobs size?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i am a fucking genius
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Re: Omegle Thread
by enginineerer Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:27 am
If only you got to tease him some more, that would be just amazing.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:05 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hji
Stranger: m
You: How are you?
Stranger: gud..
Stranger: u?
You: I feel fine.
Stranger: ur age?
You: 13.
Stranger: i feel wet now..
You: Erm?
Stranger: i am wet now,masturbating
Stranger: thinking about you
You: You don't even know my gender yet.
Stranger: playing with your ass
You: This chat bot is terrible.
You: Seriously.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hji
Stranger: m
You: How are you?
Stranger: gud..
Stranger: u?
You: I feel fine.
Stranger: ur age?
You: 13.
Stranger: i feel wet now..
You: Erm?
Stranger: i am wet now,masturbating
Stranger: thinking about you
You: You don't even know my gender yet.
Stranger: playing with your ass
You: This chat bot is terrible.
You: Seriously.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:31 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: This is Omegle.
You: Where strangers talk to strangers.
Stranger: i knw
You: And ASL is not strange.
You: Therefore, my ASL will remain secret.
You: Can you comprehend the concept of this
You: ?
Stranger: just tell m/f
You: No.
You: I fucking said
You: Talk
You: to
You: strangers.
Stranger: kk
Stranger: u r cool
Stranger:
Stranger: angry....
You: You only think I'm cool because I'm mysterious.
You: I'm not cool.
You: I'm mysterious.
Stranger: kk
Stranger: funny
You: Yeah, whatever.
You: Being a stranger on a site dedicated to talking to strangers is funny now.
You: Everyone point and laugh at me!
Stranger: u r so boring
Stranger: bye
You: You are so not comprehending a word of what I say.
You: Grow brain cells.
Stranger: k
Stranger: thanx for advice
You: If I'm boring,
You: why are you not disconnecting?
Stranger: i m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: This is Omegle.
You: Where strangers talk to strangers.
Stranger: i knw
You: And ASL is not strange.
You: Therefore, my ASL will remain secret.
You: Can you comprehend the concept of this
You: ?
Stranger: just tell m/f
You: No.
You: I fucking said
You: Talk
You: to
You: strangers.
Stranger: kk
Stranger: u r cool
Stranger:
Stranger: angry....
You: You only think I'm cool because I'm mysterious.
You: I'm not cool.
You: I'm mysterious.
Stranger: kk
Stranger: funny
You: Yeah, whatever.
You: Being a stranger on a site dedicated to talking to strangers is funny now.
You: Everyone point and laugh at me!
Stranger: u r so boring
Stranger: bye
You: You are so not comprehending a word of what I say.
You: Grow brain cells.
Stranger: k
Stranger: thanx for advice
You: If I'm boring,
You: why are you not disconnecting?
Stranger: i m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:36 am
this one literally made me laugh out loud
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: How are you.
Stranger: You?
Stranger: Good
You: 14, F, Usa.
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: Vanessa.
Stranger: Cute name
Stranger: I'm Austin
You: Okay.
Stranger: Play any sports?
You: What do you want to talk about.
You: Yeah, I play the sport of Omegle.
You: And video games.
Stranger: What's up then?
You: Nothing at all.
Stranger: Suck my dick
You: I refuse.
Stranger: If I beat you in MW3
Stranger: Will you?
You: You're challenging a girl at a shitty copied game over a bet of her giving you a sex job.
You: Get a fucking life.
Stranger: No I'm good
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:06 am
FOREVER ALONE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: 18/F rfol i'm getting pretty drunk and horny. i show you my pussy if you win against me at DEAL OR NO DEAL http://tinyurl.com/[link]
You: If I wanted to use your shitty porn chat site,
You: I would use your shitty porn chat site.
You: Get the fuck out, and learn to afford real advertisements.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: 18/F rfol i'm getting pretty drunk and horny. i show you my pussy if you win against me at DEAL OR NO DEAL http://tinyurl.com/[link]
You: If I wanted to use your shitty porn chat site,
You: I would use your shitty porn chat site.
You: Get the fuck out, and learn to afford real advertisements.
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Guest Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:18 am
>not wanting to see pussylil jimmy wrote:FOREVER ALONE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: 18/F rfol i'm getting pretty drunk and horny. i show you my pussy if you win against me at DEAL OR NO DEAL http://tinyurl.com/[link]
You: If I wanted to use your shitty porn chat site,
You: I would use your shitty porn chat site.
You: Get the fuck out, and learn to afford real advertisements.
You have disconnected.
op confirmed for 2nd biggest faggot on otl
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:27 am
>does not actively want to sexually interact with thingsfuzzeedice wrote:>not wanting to see pussylil jimmy wrote:FOREVER ALONE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: 18/F rfol i'm getting pretty drunk and horny. i show you my pussy if you win against me at DEAL OR NO DEAL http://tinyurl.com/[link]
You: If I wanted to use your shitty porn chat site,
You: I would use your shitty porn chat site.
You: Get the fuck out, and learn to afford real advertisements.
You have disconnected.
op confirmed for 2nd biggest faggot on otl
>confirmed biggest faggot on ot
the government here sucks
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Guest Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:35 am
2nd biggestlil jimmy wrote:>does not actively want to sexually interact with thingsfuzzeedice wrote:>not wanting to see pussylil jimmy wrote:FOREVER ALONE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: 18/F rfol i'm getting pretty drunk and horny. i show you my pussy if you win against me at DEAL OR NO DEAL http://tinyurl.com/[link]
You: If I wanted to use your shitty porn chat site,
You: I would use your shitty porn chat site.
You: Get the fuck out, and learn to afford real advertisements.
You have disconnected.
op confirmed for 2nd biggest faggot on otl
>confirmed biggest faggot on ot
the government here sucks
1st is spinny
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Re: Omegle Thread
by L_Clan Ruso Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:44 am
actually if you want to get technicalfuzzeedice wrote:2nd biggestlil jimmy wrote:>does not actively want to sexually interact with thingsfuzzeedice wrote:>not wanting to see pussylil jimmy wrote:FOREVER ALONE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: 18/F rfol i'm getting pretty drunk and horny. i show you my pussy if you win against me at DEAL OR NO DEAL http://tinyurl.com/[link]
You: If I wanted to use your shitty porn chat site,
You: I would use your shitty porn chat site.
You: Get the fuck out, and learn to afford real advertisements.
You have disconnected.
op confirmed for 2nd biggest faggot on otl
>confirmed biggest faggot on ot
the government here sucks
1st is spinny
1. Mega
2. Spinny
2.5 Dogman (yet to come out of the closet even though its tremendously obvious)
3. lil jimmy
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:24 am
When I want to be a complete asshole, I can be a complete asshole.
Opening this spoiler may cause you to either love me or hate me.
Opening this spoiler may cause you to either love me or hate me.
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: asl
You: No.
Stranger: y?
You: Read the banner up top.
You: "Omegle - Talk to strangers!"
You: Asl would cause me to not be a stranger.
Stranger: oho
Stranger: k wt is ur age
You: I will tell you that I am of an age below 16.
You: That's all you will know.
Stranger: k student/
You: No.
Stranger: location?
You: No.
Stranger: everythng no no
Stranger: than wt to talk?
You: Why the fuck do you insist on knowing my identification.
You: Just talk about something and not know who I am.
You: Is it so fucking hard.
Stranger: ha if u r a girl ill fuck harder
You: Fyi I am a girl.
You: Fyi I'm below the legal age.
You: Fyi no you fucking won't.
Stranger: no i like fucking this type of girls
You: So you're pedophilic, then?
You: Do you like to spread the assholes of tiny girls?
Stranger: wt ever it is
You: Giving them scars for the rest of their lives?
You: Letting them know that they were raped as children?
Stranger: yah i like it
You: Causing them to feel like losers their entire life?
You: Torturing their very souls?
You: Making something happen to them that neither they nor you can change later?
You: A simple "Sorry" isn't going to cut it.
Stranger: girls are sexy so boys should fuck them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:39 pm
necro bump engage
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: f?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: age?
You: Fourteen.
Stranger: horny?
You: Not exactly.
Stranger: darn that's ok. how r u
You: I'm fine.
Stranger: what's your name
You: Vanessa.
Stranger: cute name
You: Hmm.
Stranger: what do you like to do
You: Hate the generation I was born into,
You: Express the fact that I hate the generation I was born into over Omegle,
You: Not have a boyfriend,
You: And browse Reddit.
Stranger: redditor!!!!! I love you!!!!
You: Hmm.
Stranger: you suck
You: Oh.
You: Thanks for the fucking compliment.
You: Love you too.
Stranger: bitch
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: f?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: age?
You: Fourteen.
Stranger: horny?
You: Not exactly.
Stranger: darn that's ok. how r u
You: I'm fine.
Stranger: what's your name
You: Vanessa.
Stranger: cute name
You: Hmm.
Stranger: what do you like to do
You: Hate the generation I was born into,
You: Express the fact that I hate the generation I was born into over Omegle,
You: Not have a boyfriend,
You: And browse Reddit.
Stranger: redditor!!!!! I love you!!!!
You: Hmm.
Stranger: you suck
You: Oh.
You: Thanks for the fucking compliment.
You: Love you too.
Stranger: bitch
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by dogman is stupid Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:55 pm
ftfyCornholio wrote:
actually if you want to get technical
1. Mega
2. Spinny
2.5 Ratiosu
3. lil jimmy
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Guest Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:13 pm
see[REDACTED] wrote:ftfyCornholio wrote:
actually if you want to get technical
1. Mega
2. Spinny
2.5 Ratiosu
3. lil jimmy
you're so gay, you have to confess your love for me through subtle edits
come out of the closet soon
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Re: Omegle Thread
by dogman is stupid Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:34 pm
but i'm not gayRatiosu wrote:see[REDACTED] wrote:ftfyCornholio wrote:
actually if you want to get technical
1. Mega
2. Spinny
2.5 Ratiosu
3. lil jimmy
you're so gay, you have to confess your love for me through subtle edits
come out of the closet soon
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Guest Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:02 pm
hush now[REDACTED] wrote:but i'm not gayRatiosu wrote:see[REDACTED] wrote:ftfyCornholio wrote:
actually if you want to get technical
1. Mega
2. Spinny
2.5 Ratiosu
3. lil jimmy
you're so gay, you have to confess your love for me through subtle edits
come out of the closet soon
we all know your secret
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Re: Omegle Thread
by dogman is stupid Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:19 pm
noRatiosu wrote:hush now[REDACTED] wrote:but i'm not gayRatiosu wrote:see[REDACTED] wrote:ftfyCornholio wrote:
actually if you want to get technical
1. Mega
2. Spinny
2.5 Ratiosu
3. lil jimmy
you're so gay, you have to confess your love for me through subtle edits
come out of the closet soon
we all know your secret
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:58 am
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: ...
You: Yeah.
You: I feel fine.
You: Thanks for asking.
Stranger: asl?
You: 14, F, Usa.
Stranger: 9/m/usa lookin to get lucky
You: I hope you mean 19.
Stranger: no 9
You: Lucky with what?
Stranger: i have had sex already
Stranger: and my
You: Considering how fucking pathetic children are nowadays, I'm not impressed.
You: What are you looking for on Omegle?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Guest Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:08 am
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi asl
You: Why
You: This is Omegle
Stranger: sI
Stranger: so
You: Where you chat to STRANGERS
You: Keyword: STRANGERS
Stranger: yea so age and m or f
You: 842789702473600 neither. Does that answer your fucking question.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:04 pm
rapex.txt
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hiii
You: How are you.
Stranger: m f9...u m/f??
You: I'm F.
You: 14.
Stranger: ohh nice.....
You: You're nine?
Stranger: no m 15.......
You: Oh.
You: It sounded like you said "f9" as in "female, nine".
Stranger: u horny??
You: Well.
You: No.
You: I was about to ask "how are you".
You: But, seems you're horny.
You: So that answers my question.
Stranger: yes i m
You: Gonna ask me what I look like?
You: My name?
Stranger: m gud.......
You: Any fucking decent questions?
Stranger: yaa....i wnt 2 suck ur breast
Stranger: ur so fast baby
You: You don't even know if I have developed breasts, what my name is, how tall I am, or what I look like.
You: Boys these days.
Stranger: ur name??
You: They're fucking hopeless without me to guide them through socialization.
You: My name's Vanessa.
Stranger: nice name
Stranger: i can suck ur nipples.......
You: Newsflash shitlord:
You: I haven't got boobs yet.
Stranger: can we atleast kiss each other??
You: And both of us are under the legal age to have sexual intercourse.
Stranger: dat seems ur also virgin
You: Yeah I'm virgin.
You: Is it going to be a problem, shitlord?
Stranger: no......bt we both can giv a nyc start??
You: What if I don't want to have sex with you?
You: Did you ever take a fucking second to think that a girl isn't going to have sex with you just because you said you can suck on her nipples?
Stranger: m hot......n hav big cock u ll njoy alot
You: What if I don't want a guy with a big cock?
You: What if I prefer a guy with a decent human fucking brain?
Stranger: i respect girs........n i do hv human fucking brain
You: You might have a human fucking brain.
Stranger: i mean to say girls
You: But that doesn't mean you have a decent one.
Stranger: yes i do...
You: Act like you do.
Stranger: i lik u.......where r u frm??
You: Why do you like a girl who doesn't like you and as a matter of fact is starting to hate you?
You: I mive in Tennessee.
You: Live*.
Stranger: n if i try to rape u??????
You: You don't know where in Tennessee I live, shitlord.
You: And I can install Rapex within myself.
You: So good luck with that.
Stranger: i m masturbuting n ma cock is inside ur vagina in ma drmzz
You: Do you even fucking know what Rapex is?
Stranger: u nly tel me??????
You: You only like me because of my sassy nature and for the fact that I don't give in so easily to your retarded sex scheme.
You: Rapex is an inside-out condom that I put into my vagina/anus.
You: It has spikes on the inside.
You: That means
You: If you shove it in,
You: You're not gonna get it back out without ripped skin all over your cock.
Stranger: m stil ready to do that 4 u
You: You have to pull both your cock and the device itself out of me.
You: And it required surgery to remove.
Stranger: ur in which class nw??
You: You really want to go for that?
You: I'm a freshman, motherfucker.
Stranger: yes i m eager to do it
Stranger: will u fuck me??
You: You want to shove your cock into my already too small vagina, only to have spikes pierce your cock on all sides, causing bleeding and surgical removal?
You: Will I fuck you?
You: take a fucking guess.
Stranger: dnt knw.....u nly tel??
You: No, I will not fuck you.
You: I don't care how long or thick your penis is.
You: I care about how you use that fucking dumb brain of yours.
You: You can't even comprehend the concept of Rapex.
You: "I don't care if my dick starts to bleed on all sides and I have to get surgery"
You: "I will still fuck you!"
You: Boys these days.
You: Every last one of them.
You: Idiots.
Stranger: so nyc of you....
You: Learn how to socialize properly you dumb fucking ape.
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle Thread
by L_Clan Ruso Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:00 pm
i think he was a trollGeno wrote:rapex.txt
- Spoiler:
You: Hello.
Stranger: hiii
You: How are you.
Stranger: m f9...u m/f??
You: I'm F.
You: 14.
Stranger: ohh nice.....
You: You're nine?
Stranger: no m 15.......
You: Oh.
You: It sounded like you said "f9" as in "female, nine".
Stranger: u horny??
You: Well.
You: No.
You: I was about to ask "how are you".
You: But, seems you're horny.
You: So that answers my question.
Stranger: yes i m
You: Gonna ask me what I look like?
You: My name?
Stranger: m gud.......
You: Any fucking decent questions?
Stranger: yaa....i wnt 2 suck ur breast
Stranger: ur so fast baby
You: You don't even know if I have developed breasts, what my name is, how tall I am, or what I look like.
You: Boys these days.
Stranger: ur name??
You: They're fucking hopeless without me to guide them through socialization.
You: My name's Vanessa.
Stranger: nice name
Stranger: i can suck ur nipples.......
You: Newsflash shitlord:
You: I haven't got boobs yet.
Stranger: can we atleast kiss each other??
You: And both of us are under the legal age to have sexual intercourse.
Stranger: dat seems ur also virgin
You: Yeah I'm virgin.
You: Is it going to be a problem, shitlord?
Stranger: no......bt we both can giv a nyc start??
You: What if I don't want to have sex with you?
You: Did you ever take a fucking second to think that a girl isn't going to have sex with you just because you said you can suck on her nipples?
Stranger: m hot......n hav big cock u ll njoy alot
You: What if I don't want a guy with a big cock?
You: What if I prefer a guy with a decent human fucking brain?
Stranger: i respect girs........n i do hv human fucking brain
You: You might have a human fucking brain.
Stranger: i mean to say girls
You: But that doesn't mean you have a decent one.
Stranger: yes i do...
You: Act like you do.
Stranger: i lik u.......where r u frm??
You: Why do you like a girl who doesn't like you and as a matter of fact is starting to hate you?
You: I mive in Tennessee.
You: Live*.
Stranger: n if i try to rape u??????
You: You don't know where in Tennessee I live, shitlord.
You: And I can install Rapex within myself.
You: So good luck with that.
Stranger: i m masturbuting n ma cock is inside ur vagina in ma drmzz
You: Do you even fucking know what Rapex is?
Stranger: u nly tel me??????
You: You only like me because of my sassy nature and for the fact that I don't give in so easily to your retarded sex scheme.
You: Rapex is an inside-out condom that I put into my vagina/anus.
You: It has spikes on the inside.
You: That means
You: If you shove it in,
You: You're not gonna get it back out without ripped skin all over your cock.
Stranger: m stil ready to do that 4 u
You: You have to pull both your cock and the device itself out of me.
You: And it required surgery to remove.
Stranger: ur in which class nw??
You: You really want to go for that?
You: I'm a freshman, motherfucker.
Stranger: yes i m eager to do it
Stranger: will u fuck me??
You: You want to shove your cock into my already too small vagina, only to have spikes pierce your cock on all sides, causing bleeding and surgical removal?
You: Will I fuck you?
You: take a fucking guess.
Stranger: dnt knw.....u nly tel??
You: No, I will not fuck you.
You: I don't care how long or thick your penis is.
You: I care about how you use that fucking dumb brain of yours.
You: You can't even comprehend the concept of Rapex.
You: "I don't care if my dick starts to bleed on all sides and I have to get surgery"
You: "I will still fuck you!"
You: Boys these days.
You: Every last one of them.
You: Idiots.
Stranger: so nyc of you....
You: Learn how to socialize properly you dumb fucking ape.
You have disconnected.
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- Posts : 2618
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 26
Location : a/s/l?
Re: Omegle Thread
by Lcke Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:05 pm
Tyrion Lannister wrote:i think he was a trollGeno wrote:rapex.txt
- Spoiler:
You: Hello.
Stranger: hiii
You: How are you.
Stranger: m f9...u m/f??
You: I'm F.
You: 14.
Stranger: ohh nice.....
You: You're nine?
Stranger: no m 15.......
You: Oh.
You: It sounded like you said "f9" as in "female, nine".
Stranger: u horny??
You: Well.
You: No.
You: I was about to ask "how are you".
You: But, seems you're horny.
You: So that answers my question.
Stranger: yes i m
You: Gonna ask me what I look like?
You: My name?
Stranger: m gud.......
You: Any fucking decent questions?
Stranger: yaa....i wnt 2 suck ur breast
Stranger: ur so fast baby
You: You don't even know if I have developed breasts, what my name is, how tall I am, or what I look like.
You: Boys these days.
Stranger: ur name??
You: They're fucking hopeless without me to guide them through socialization.
You: My name's Vanessa.
Stranger: nice name
Stranger: i can suck ur nipples.......
You: Newsflash shitlord:
You: I haven't got boobs yet.
Stranger: can we atleast kiss each other??
You: And both of us are under the legal age to have sexual intercourse.
Stranger: dat seems ur also virgin
You: Yeah I'm virgin.
You: Is it going to be a problem, shitlord?
Stranger: no......bt we both can giv a nyc start??
You: What if I don't want to have sex with you?
You: Did you ever take a fucking second to think that a girl isn't going to have sex with you just because you said you can suck on her nipples?
Stranger: m hot......n hav big cock u ll njoy alot
You: What if I don't want a guy with a big cock?
You: What if I prefer a guy with a decent human fucking brain?
Stranger: i respect girs........n i do hv human fucking brain
You: You might have a human fucking brain.
Stranger: i mean to say girls
You: But that doesn't mean you have a decent one.
Stranger: yes i do...
You: Act like you do.
Stranger: i lik u.......where r u frm??
You: Why do you like a girl who doesn't like you and as a matter of fact is starting to hate you?
You: I mive in Tennessee.
You: Live*.
Stranger: n if i try to rape u??????
You: You don't know where in Tennessee I live, shitlord.
You: And I can install Rapex within myself.
You: So good luck with that.
Stranger: i m masturbuting n ma cock is inside ur vagina in ma drmzz
You: Do you even fucking know what Rapex is?
Stranger: u nly tel me??????
You: You only like me because of my sassy nature and for the fact that I don't give in so easily to your retarded sex scheme.
You: Rapex is an inside-out condom that I put into my vagina/anus.
You: It has spikes on the inside.
You: That means
You: If you shove it in,
You: You're not gonna get it back out without ripped skin all over your cock.
Stranger: m stil ready to do that 4 u
You: You have to pull both your cock and the device itself out of me.
You: And it required surgery to remove.
Stranger: ur in which class nw??
You: You really want to go for that?
You: I'm a freshman, motherfucker.
Stranger: yes i m eager to do it
Stranger: will u fuck me??
You: You want to shove your cock into my already too small vagina, only to have spikes pierce your cock on all sides, causing bleeding and surgical removal?
You: Will I fuck you?
You: take a fucking guess.
Stranger: dnt knw.....u nly tel??
You: No, I will not fuck you.
You: I don't care how long or thick your penis is.
You: I care about how you use that fucking dumb brain of yours.
You: You can't even comprehend the concept of Rapex.
You: "I don't care if my dick starts to bleed on all sides and I have to get surgery"
You: "I will still fuck you!"
You: Boys these days.
You: Every last one of them.
You: Idiots.
Stranger: so nyc of you....
You: Learn how to socialize properly you dumb fucking ape.
You have disconnected.
You sure about that?
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- Posts : 754
Join date : 2012-06-18
Re: Omegle Thread
by L_Clan Ruso Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:07 pm
bruh ur image is brokenGeno wrote:Tyrion Lannister wrote:i think he was a trollGeno wrote:rapex.txt
- Spoiler:
You: Hello.
Stranger: hiii
You: How are you.
Stranger: m f9...u m/f??
You: I'm F.
You: 14.
Stranger: ohh nice.....
You: You're nine?
Stranger: no m 15.......
You: Oh.
You: It sounded like you said "f9" as in "female, nine".
Stranger: u horny??
You: Well.
You: No.
You: I was about to ask "how are you".
You: But, seems you're horny.
You: So that answers my question.
Stranger: yes i m
You: Gonna ask me what I look like?
You: My name?
Stranger: m gud.......
You: Any fucking decent questions?
Stranger: yaa....i wnt 2 suck ur breast
Stranger: ur so fast baby
You: You don't even know if I have developed breasts, what my name is, how tall I am, or what I look like.
You: Boys these days.
Stranger: ur name??
You: They're fucking hopeless without me to guide them through socialization.
You: My name's Vanessa.
Stranger: nice name
Stranger: i can suck ur nipples.......
You: Newsflash shitlord:
You: I haven't got boobs yet.
Stranger: can we atleast kiss each other??
You: And both of us are under the legal age to have sexual intercourse.
Stranger: dat seems ur also virgin
You: Yeah I'm virgin.
You: Is it going to be a problem, shitlord?
Stranger: no......bt we both can giv a nyc start??
You: What if I don't want to have sex with you?
You: Did you ever take a fucking second to think that a girl isn't going to have sex with you just because you said you can suck on her nipples?
Stranger: m hot......n hav big cock u ll njoy alot
You: What if I don't want a guy with a big cock?
You: What if I prefer a guy with a decent human fucking brain?
Stranger: i respect girs........n i do hv human fucking brain
You: You might have a human fucking brain.
Stranger: i mean to say girls
You: But that doesn't mean you have a decent one.
Stranger: yes i do...
You: Act like you do.
Stranger: i lik u.......where r u frm??
You: Why do you like a girl who doesn't like you and as a matter of fact is starting to hate you?
You: I mive in Tennessee.
You: Live*.
Stranger: n if i try to rape u??????
You: You don't know where in Tennessee I live, shitlord.
You: And I can install Rapex within myself.
You: So good luck with that.
Stranger: i m masturbuting n ma cock is inside ur vagina in ma drmzz
You: Do you even fucking know what Rapex is?
Stranger: u nly tel me??????
You: You only like me because of my sassy nature and for the fact that I don't give in so easily to your retarded sex scheme.
You: Rapex is an inside-out condom that I put into my vagina/anus.
You: It has spikes on the inside.
You: That means
You: If you shove it in,
You: You're not gonna get it back out without ripped skin all over your cock.
Stranger: m stil ready to do that 4 u
You: You have to pull both your cock and the device itself out of me.
You: And it required surgery to remove.
Stranger: ur in which class nw??
You: You really want to go for that?
You: I'm a freshman, motherfucker.
Stranger: yes i m eager to do it
Stranger: will u fuck me??
You: You want to shove your cock into my already too small vagina, only to have spikes pierce your cock on all sides, causing bleeding and surgical removal?
You: Will I fuck you?
You: take a fucking guess.
Stranger: dnt knw.....u nly tel??
You: No, I will not fuck you.
You: I don't care how long or thick your penis is.
You: I care about how you use that fucking dumb brain of yours.
You: You can't even comprehend the concept of Rapex.
You: "I don't care if my dick starts to bleed on all sides and I have to get surgery"
You: "I will still fuck you!"
You: Boys these days.
You: Every last one of them.
You: Idiots.
Stranger: so nyc of you....
You: Learn how to socialize properly you dumb fucking ape.
You have disconnected.
You sure about that?
L_Clan Ruso- Red Epoch
- Posts : 2618
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 26
Location : a/s/l?
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