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mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life
[1:21:31 AM] The A&C: BOTH OF YOU MOTH DICKS KNOCK IT OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT LIPPED GNOME SHITS YOU FUCKING DICK NIPPLE WIZARDS FOREFATHER OF SUCKING DICKS I AM A HUNDRED DOLLARS SERIOUS AT EXACTLY 3 POINTS AND I WILL COME DOWN FROM MY HOMELAND OF THE GREAT MOTHER RUSSIA AND UNLEASH THE FULL FORCE OF MY FURY UPON YOUR HEADS YOU LITTLE FUCKING MIDGET BALLS
[1:21:37 AM] The A&C: STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL RUN ACROSS THE FUCKING FACE OF THE EARTH TO YOUR EXACT LOCATION AND BITE YOUR DICK AND BALLS RIGHT OFF YOUR CROTCH AND SHIT IN YOUR FACE AS YOU SLOWLY BLEED OUT YOU CUNT PASTED ASS GENIE DICK GOBLIN DIARRHEA WIZARD I AM FUCKING A HUNDRED DOLLARS SERIOUS I WILL FUCKING PLASTER YOUR CORPSE WITH MY CEMENT FECES AND FORCE IT ACROSS THE ROOM AND INTO A CORNER FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF MY SHIT SPRAYING OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE YOU CUNT LIZARD DICK LICKER
[1:21:44 AM] The A&C: I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT YOU GET YOUR FUCKING ASS PASTED ASSES NOW I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANUS OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STUFF IT INTO YOUR COLON YOU FUCKING DICK GNOME SHIT COMMANDER I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR DICK RIGHT IN HALF RIGHT IN FUCKING HALF I WILL SMEAR THAT DICK LICK SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING FACE AND GET CUM AND BLOOD IN YOUR BEADY FUCKING KIKE EYES AND THEN I WILL TAKE A SHIT RIGHT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT I WILL SHIT RIGHT DOWN THAT FUCKING ASS CANCER YOU CALL A MOUTH YOU FUCKING FAT BLOB OF CORN STARCHED CUNT SLIME I WILL RIP YOUR DICK IN HALF AND SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH YOU CUNT CROCODILE YOU FUCKING MUFF MUNCHING MIDGET YOU COCK BIRD I WILL OBLITERATE YOUR ASS WITH MY FUCKING FOOT
[1:21:50 AM] The A&C: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
[1:21:56 AM] The A&C: you feel like slitting my in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade. Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?
[1:22:01 AM] The A&C: You fucking come over here and say that fucker. I've trained in the arts of ninjitsu for over ten years. I've been to 9 secret dojos and even been to Japan itself to learn from the great masters of Japanese martial arts. I've watched over 100 animes and all the classic martial arts films. You think your fucking Western training can beat me? I have ten genuine Japanese katanas, the greatest kind of sword even forged. I have FIFTY shuriken. You think guns can stop me? Have al-Qaeda ever attacked Japan? No, they don't DARE to attack Japan. Do you even know the first think about bushido and honour? Go eat some more cheeseburgers you fat piece of shit, I have the heart of a Samurai.
[1:22:07 AM] The A&C: I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY. AC IS FUCKING SHIT.
[1:22:13 AM] The A&C: Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.
[1:22:19 AM] The A&C: What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
[1:22:25 AM] The A&C: Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
[1:22:33 AM] The A&C: What's that? Fucking Queer. My dad graduated top of his class in IMF, and I grew up to become a sniper. I am a trained gorilla with over five thousand witnessed beatings. You are nothing to me but just another faget. I will wipe my ass with your fucking face after eating taco bell. You think I'll forget about this after today? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am backtracing your signal and using my secret network right now so you better prepare for the fucking end, assbitch. The end of everything you hold dear. You're fucking dead, but you already knew that. I wont stop there, and I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over ten hundred ways, and that's just with your mom's dildo. Not only am I extensively trained in horseback mounted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of NASA and area 51 and I will use it to threaten others to hunt your miserable family anywhere on the face of the planet, you little prick. If only you could have known what kind of vindictive motherfucker you were dealing with and what your comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have chosen a better response. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will leave you analcrusaded, butt blistered, recally ravaged. You're family is dead, and you wont have an ass after I'm done with you.
[1:22:40 AM] The A&C: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON’T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu”RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN”T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT’S /A/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
[1:23:13 AM] Chris W: what