I found the worst fan troll ever.
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I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Lcke Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:08 am
Sometimes I wonder if the fandom is trying to piss itself off.
Esmire Tantint is a blue blood troll that lives in a hive dug into the side of a mountain in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea.
She is a painter, and her weapon of choice is brush-kind. Her SYLLADEX is PALETTE MODUS, much akin to Jade's, although far less judgmental to the point where a simple red blot will summon an apple.. or a bloody heart. Esmire would rather paint. She has the power to make anything she draws come to life, in fleshy 3d. She makes her minions this way, and most of them tend to be very.. disturbing humanimals. Their life and power depend on how thick and copious her paint is, and she always makes sure to make plenty. Nobody knows what it's made of, other than it being tarry black with some pigments shining through. Some say it's the blood of other grubs? hmm
She's passionate about what she does, and has an eye for the beautifully grotesque. Her underlings tend to share similarities with her form in a bit of quirky narcissism (or perhaps modeled after her Lusus?), but she can also create non-organic things, and most of her hive is hardened paint furniture.
Genetically, Esmire is a 'mock mother', a grub born with all the sexual organs of male and female trolls, and could make eggs if she wanted to, but unfortunately all turn out duds. Being a mock mother also means having a higher sexual drive. This doesn't stop her from going into heat cycles, and it takes all of her will power to curb her instincts. Part of the reason why she is a hermit (other than being a freak of nature) and occupies her time with art. It's not surprising at all to see this slip into her creations and conversations, and other trolls think she's a huge creepo. (Well, she is.) Take caution in showing her any buckets and pails, they don't quite have the same effect on her as other trolls would respond to.. perhaps akin to a bouquet of flowers made of condoms?
Esmire's trolltag is foveasFever. She refuses to assign any color to her tag, nor any punctuation or casing other than abrupt and seemingly spontaneous line
breaks like s
o akin to
an unfinish
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ought
But, they are honest mistakes and she would quickly apologize. Her sign is a simple horizontal stripe, she doesn't want anyone to find out, but it's obviously Libra.. or Pisces? She's in hiding, and she'd rather remain anonymous. Her typing and attitude is shy, unassuming and awkward, punctuated by sarcasm and dry wit, lost in the awkwardness of plain text and poor choice of words. After scavenging the woods, she hurries back to her hive to make desperate attempts at friendship that most often.. fall flat. (Again, creepoooo) She doesn't care about blood alignment, and humans are kinky pieces of work to her. She wouldn't think twice about jumping their bones and dragging them back to her much-too-large recuperacoon filled with oddly sweet sopor slime, if only she knew what they looked like under all that clothing.. oops! tmi! *Block block block*
Esmire is 12 Alternian solar sweeps (about 26 yrs old). She spends her days scavenging for food and dyes. One day she wants to make her own land, from scratch. She has no idea about SGRUB and her grubtop is an old KRAB125. She's awful with electronics.
Esmire Tantint is a blue blood troll that lives in a hive dug into the side of a mountain in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea.
She is a painter, and her weapon of choice is brush-kind. Her SYLLADEX is PALETTE MODUS, much akin to Jade's, although far less judgmental to the point where a simple red blot will summon an apple.. or a bloody heart. Esmire would rather paint. She has the power to make anything she draws come to life, in fleshy 3d. She makes her minions this way, and most of them tend to be very.. disturbing humanimals. Their life and power depend on how thick and copious her paint is, and she always makes sure to make plenty. Nobody knows what it's made of, other than it being tarry black with some pigments shining through. Some say it's the blood of other grubs? hmm
She's passionate about what she does, and has an eye for the beautifully grotesque. Her underlings tend to share similarities with her form in a bit of quirky narcissism (or perhaps modeled after her Lusus?), but she can also create non-organic things, and most of her hive is hardened paint furniture.
Genetically, Esmire is a 'mock mother', a grub born with all the sexual organs of male and female trolls, and could make eggs if she wanted to, but unfortunately all turn out duds. Being a mock mother also means having a higher sexual drive. This doesn't stop her from going into heat cycles, and it takes all of her will power to curb her instincts. Part of the reason why she is a hermit (other than being a freak of nature) and occupies her time with art. It's not surprising at all to see this slip into her creations and conversations, and other trolls think she's a huge creepo. (Well, she is.) Take caution in showing her any buckets and pails, they don't quite have the same effect on her as other trolls would respond to.. perhaps akin to a bouquet of flowers made of condoms?
Esmire's trolltag is foveasFever. She refuses to assign any color to her tag, nor any punctuation or casing other than abrupt and seemingly spontaneous line
breaks like s
o akin to
an unfinish
ed th
ought
But, they are honest mistakes and she would quickly apologize. Her sign is a simple horizontal stripe, she doesn't want anyone to find out, but it's obviously Libra.. or Pisces? She's in hiding, and she'd rather remain anonymous. Her typing and attitude is shy, unassuming and awkward, punctuated by sarcasm and dry wit, lost in the awkwardness of plain text and poor choice of words. After scavenging the woods, she hurries back to her hive to make desperate attempts at friendship that most often.. fall flat. (Again, creepoooo) She doesn't care about blood alignment, and humans are kinky pieces of work to her. She wouldn't think twice about jumping their bones and dragging them back to her much-too-large recuperacoon filled with oddly sweet sopor slime, if only she knew what they looked like under all that clothing.. oops! tmi! *Block block block*
Esmire is 12 Alternian solar sweeps (about 26 yrs old). She spends her days scavenging for food and dyes. One day she wants to make her own land, from scratch. She has no idea about SGRUB and her grubtop is an old KRAB125. She's awful with electronics.
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Guest Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:42 am
all fantrolls are equally shit
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Lcke Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:17 pm
ключевых горных wrote:all fantrolls are equally shit
Some of them are okay.
Shit like this is just embarrassing.
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Guest Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:34 pm
find a good fantroll and i gibe free dickingEblabberate wrote:ключевых горных wrote:all fantrolls are equally shit
Some of them are okay.
Shit like this is just embarrassing.
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by antneecb Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:14 pm
ключевых горных wrote:find a good fantroll and i gibe free dickingEblabberate wrote:ключевых горных wrote:all fantrolls are equally shit
Some of them are okay.
Shit like this is just embarrassing.
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by L_Clan Ruso Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:37 pm
when i clicked on that my eyes imploded at a velocity in which titties lactate forcefully with the wrath of 1000 squirrelmasters
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Guest Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:51 pm
>tumblrAntneecb wrote:ключевых горных wrote:find a good fantroll and i gibe free dickingEblabberate wrote:ключевых горных wrote:all fantrolls are equally shit
Some of them are okay.
Shit like this is just embarrassing.
nah it's shit
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Lcke Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:33 pm
ключевых горных wrote:>tumblrAntneecb wrote:ключевых горных wrote:find a good fantroll and i gibe free dickingEblabberate wrote:
Some of them are okay.
Shit like this is just embarrassing.
nah it's shit
this is going to be a real character you know
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Luna Tox Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:58 pm
oh god this one
yeh im pretty sure it's going to die within the first panel ro whateger its valeld
yeh im pretty sure it's going to die within the first panel ro whateger its valeld
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Guest Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:38 pm
Eblabberate wrote:ключевых горных wrote:>tumblrAntneecb wrote:ключевых горных wrote:find a good fantroll and i gibe free dicking
nah it's shit
this is going to be a real character you know
is this the oc of one of the faggots who donated ten grand
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Luna Tox Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:49 pm
no it's just a silyly fantroll made as ajoke probably that someone donated tengrand for laughs or something
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Re: I found the worst fan troll ever.
by Guest Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:56 pm
Luna Tox wrote:no it's just a silyly fantroll made as ajoke probably that someone donated tengrand for laughs or something
but i think you could have a canon fantroll added in if you donated 10k for the game that will probably never exist
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