seth's advanced technological aptitude test - personal computing
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seth's advanced technological aptitude test - personal computing
this is really too long and stupid; but it does ask slightly more general questions about computing technologies
if you get anything less than -1000 as your final result, you should throw your computer into the street
[Text-based stupidity]
What is your shitty office suite solution?
- Microsoft Office (purchased) -2,000,000
- Microsoft Office (cracked) +0
- OpenOffice +1
- LibreOffice +1
- Calligra Suite +1
- iWork -2,000,001
- I just use text editors. +0
What is your shitty text editor?
-Notepad/any other text editor that does nothing at all+2
-Notepad++ +0
-Any of the above office solutions -1
[Web Development]
Do you know what HTML is; and how it is structured?
- No, you fucking don't. +0
- Knowing that Chrome and Firefox supports HTML5 does not mean you understand what it is. -1
- Yes. +1
What is your web language of choice?
- XML/XAML (bonus points for understanding nonsense that defies all other language rules) +1
- JavaScript +0
- Ruby on Rails -1 for being gay
- CGI +0
- ASP/C# +0
- Perl -1 for being gay
- (Anything else) +0
- Nothing. +0
Do you use Firefox solely because the hyper-coolhackers script-kiddies on HackForums use it in their tutorials?
- Yes. -2,000,000,000 and kill yourself
- No. +0
- I don't use Firefox. +0
[Hardware]
What do you call your computer?
- A computer. +1
- Nothing. +1
- A CPU. -8
- Amy. -20,000 for being gay
What do you think a graphical processing unit is?
- The epic NVIDEO 210 that came with my HP gamer computer! -8 because people actually say this
- Your vidya card or integrated equivalent. +1
- I don't know. +0
Would you rather have a 512GB solid state disk, or a 2TB hard disk?
- The hard disk. +1 because you need space for your pornography
- The solid state disk. +2
- I don't know. +0
Is it better to have a lower or higher CAS latency on RAM?
- Higher. -1 for being gay
- Lower. +1
- Reddit told me that it doesn't matter. -8 for asking Reddit
- I don't know what that means. +0
[General Technology]
Do you know the difference between ARM and x86?
- Yes. +1
- No. +0
Do you know what the differences between analog and digital signals are?
- Yes. +1
- No. +0 but this is pretty fucking obvious
Do you know the difference between a proxy and a virtual private network?
- Yes. +1
- No. +0
Do you know how a quantum computer functions?
- Yes. +8 for being a fucking genius
- No. +1 for trying
- Gay. +2 for trying harder
- Reddit said that they won't be commercially available for a long time. -40 for asking Reddit
Do you understand what CUDA, OpenCL, C++ AMP, and other computing frameworks are, and what sort of purpose they serve?
- Yes, GPU-acceleration. +1
- Yes, accelerated parallel processing (hence AMP). +2
- CUDA is on my NVIDEO 2GB. -1 because this is the sort of response you would probably get on Reddit
- No. +0
don't post your final result because nobody fucking cares
if you get anything less than -1000 as your final result, you should throw your computer into the street
[Text-based stupidity]
What is your shitty office suite solution?
- Microsoft Office (purchased) -2,000,000
- Microsoft Office (cracked) +0
- OpenOffice +1
- LibreOffice +1
- Calligra Suite +1
- iWork -2,000,001
- I just use text editors. +0
What is your shitty text editor?
-Notepad/any other text editor that does nothing at all+2
-Notepad++ +0
-Any of the above office solutions -1
[Web Development]
Do you know what HTML is; and how it is structured?
- No, you fucking don't. +0
- Knowing that Chrome and Firefox supports HTML5 does not mean you understand what it is. -1
- Yes. +1
What is your web language of choice?
- XML/XAML (bonus points for understanding nonsense that defies all other language rules) +1
- JavaScript +0
- Ruby on Rails -1 for being gay
- CGI +0
- ASP/C# +0
- Perl -1 for being gay
- (Anything else) +0
- Nothing. +0
Do you use Firefox solely because the hyper-cool
- Yes. -2,000,000,000 and kill yourself
- No. +0
- I don't use Firefox. +0
[Hardware]
What do you call your computer?
- A computer. +1
- Nothing. +1
- A CPU. -8
- Amy. -20,000 for being gay
What do you think a graphical processing unit is?
- The epic NVIDEO 210 that came with my HP gamer computer! -8 because people actually say this
- Your vidya card or integrated equivalent. +1
- I don't know. +0
Would you rather have a 512GB solid state disk, or a 2TB hard disk?
- The hard disk. +1 because you need space for your pornography
- The solid state disk. +2
- I don't know. +0
Is it better to have a lower or higher CAS latency on RAM?
- Higher. -1 for being gay
- Lower. +1
- Reddit told me that it doesn't matter. -8 for asking Reddit
- I don't know what that means. +0
[General Technology]
Do you know the difference between ARM and x86?
- Yes. +1
- No. +0
Do you know what the differences between analog and digital signals are?
- Yes. +1
- No. +0 but this is pretty fucking obvious
Do you know the difference between a proxy and a virtual private network?
- Yes. +1
- No. +0
Do you know how a quantum computer functions?
- Yes. +8 for being a fucking genius
- No. +1 for trying
- Gay. +2 for trying harder
- Reddit said that they won't be commercially available for a long time. -40 for asking Reddit
Do you understand what CUDA, OpenCL, C++ AMP, and other computing frameworks are, and what sort of purpose they serve?
- Yes, GPU-acceleration. +1
- Yes, accelerated parallel processing (hence AMP). +2
- CUDA is on my NVIDEO 2GB. -1 because this is the sort of response you would probably get on Reddit
- No. +0
don't post your final result because nobody fucking cares
tha autism squord- sethi
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Re: seth's advanced technological aptitude test - personal computing
this is college level aptitude training
ACE MCWICKED- reliable tech support
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Re: seth's advanced technological aptitude test - personal computing
openoffice is pig disgusting
ACE MCWICKED- reliable tech support
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Re: seth's advanced technological aptitude test - personal computing
ACE MCWICKED wrote:openoffice is pig disgusting
at least it isn't Microsoft Office; which is one of the Microsoft products never criticized for being incredibly slow and overall featureless
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