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seth's advanced technological aptitude test - personal computing

Post by tha autism squord on Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:20 am

this is really too long and stupid; but it does ask slightly more general questions about computing technologies

if you get anything less than -1000 as your final result, you should throw your computer into the street


[Text-based stupidity]

What is your shitty office suite solution?

- Microsoft Office (purchased) -2,000,000
- Microsoft Office (cracked) +0
- OpenOffice +1
- LibreOffice +1
- Calligra Suite +1
- iWork -2,000,001
- I just use text editors. +0

What is your shitty text editor?

-Notepad/any other text editor that does nothing at all+2
-Notepad++ +0
-Any of the above office solutions -1

[Web Development]
Do you know what HTML is; and how it is structured?

- No, you fucking don't. +0
- Knowing that Chrome and Firefox supports HTML5 does not mean you understand what it is. -1
- Yes. +1

What is your web language of choice?

- XML/XAML (bonus points for understanding nonsense that defies all other language rules) +1
- JavaScript +0
- Ruby on Rails -1 for being gay
- CGI +0
- ASP/C# +0
- Perl -1 for being gay
- (Anything else) +0
- Nothing. +0

Do you use Firefox solely because the hyper-cool hackers script-kiddies on HackForums use it in their tutorials?

- Yes. -2,000,000,000 and kill yourself
- No. +0
- I don't use Firefox. +0

[Hardware]

What do you call your computer?

- A computer. +1
- Nothing. +1
- A CPU. -8
- Amy. -20,000 for being gay

What do you think a graphical processing unit is?

- The epic NVIDEO 210 that came with my HP gamer computer! -8 because people actually say this
- Your vidya card or integrated equivalent. +1
- I don't know. +0

Would you rather have a 512GB solid state disk, or a 2TB hard disk?

- The hard disk. +1 because you need space for your pornography
- The solid state disk. +2
- I don't know. +0

Is it better to have a lower or higher CAS latency on RAM?

- Higher. -1 for being gay
- Lower. +1
- Reddit told me that it doesn't matter. -8 for asking Reddit
- I don't know what that means. +0

[General Technology]

Do you know the difference between ARM and x86?

- Yes. +1
- No. +0

Do you know what the differences between analog and digital signals are?

- Yes. +1
- No. +0 but this is pretty fucking obvious

Do you know the difference between a proxy and a virtual private network?

- Yes. +1
- No. +0

Do you know how a quantum computer functions?

- Yes. +8 for being a fucking genius
- No. +1 for trying
- Gay. +2 for trying harder
- Reddit said that they won't be commercially available for a long time. -40 for asking Reddit

Do you understand what CUDA, OpenCL, C++ AMP, and other computing frameworks are, and what sort of purpose they serve?

- Yes, GPU-acceleration. +1
- Yes, accelerated parallel processing (hence AMP). +2
- CUDA is on my NVIDEO 2GB. -1 because this is the sort of response you would probably get on Reddit
- No. +0


don't post your final result because nobody fucking cares
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Post by ACE MCWICKED on Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:04 pm

this is college level aptitude training

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Post by ACE MCWICKED on Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:35 pm

openoffice is pig disgusting

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Post by tha autism squord on Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:38 pm

ACE MCWICKED wrote:openoffice is pig disgusting

at least it isn't Microsoft Office; which is one of the Microsoft products never criticized for being incredibly slow and overall featureless
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