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Re: Chats with RTCity in a nutshell.
by Queen Kghyilda Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:32 pm
remember when it was
and
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- 10:37 PM - Dogman328: thinking about how fluttershy would react to rape
10:37 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: horribly
10:37 PM - Dogman328: suicide
10:38 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: which probably leads to someone being hunted down by hey friends
10:39 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i'm pretty much assuming they're going to vigilante any rapists
10:40 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: what about fillies
10:40 PM - Dogman328: fillies?
10:40 PM - Dogman328: Meh
10:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i don't think pedophilia actually exists in equestria
10:41 PM - Dogman328: doubt it does
10:41 PM - Dogman328: but rape wouldn't either
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well actually both might exist since apparently stallions occasionally rape foals
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah i don't
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: know
10:43 PM - Dogman328: makes sense
10:43 PM - Dogman328: I guess
10:43 PM - Dogman328: does that mean celestia locks up every rapist and forces them to breed constantly?
10:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: what
10:44 PM - Dogman328: ya
10:44 PM - Dogman328: it would explain why there are very few stallions around
10:44 PM - Dogman328: besides a few to keep up appearances
10:45 PM - Dogman328: meaning that almost every male in that universe is branded as a sex criminal
10:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: no she probably just executes them or maybe she just doesn't care
10:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: because you know, they'd probably not see either as bad since it's in their nature to
10:46 PM - Dogman328: then explain how ponyville has an almost entirely female population yet there are only 4-5 stallions there
10:46 PM - Dogman328: huh
10:47 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: values dissonance
10:48 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: and generally speaking, breeding constantly tends to wreck female reproductive organs
10:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: so unless she's using sex slaves or condemned folk she'd never do that
10:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: probably
10:49 PM - Dogman328: she likely does both
10:49 PM - Dogman328: given the fact that a prison system is non existant as far as we can see
10:50 PM - Dogman328: *nonexistent
10:50 PM - Dogman328: Stupid keyboard
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: while we're at it can we lock up candace forever she's breaking the monarchy
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: or oligarchy
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: whatever
10:51 PM - Dogman328: She's probably moonbanned
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: um
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: niece
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: princess
10:52 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: not happening
10:52 PM - Dogman328: It still appears to be her preferred method of getting rid of ponies
10:52 PM - Dogman328: that she doesn't want around
10:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well she kept candace apparently
10:53 PM - Dogman328: for now
10:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: she's in the finale iirc
10:53 PM - Dogman328: you don't know what happens after that
10:54 PM - Dogman328: and I actually haven't watched the finale
10:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well i know that
and
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- 12:23 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i was not aware a woobie fetish was a thing
12:24 PM - Dogman328: not surprising
12:24 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: but apparently luna fits it
12:24 PM - Dogman328: >trapped on the moon for 1000
12:24 PM - Dogman328: years
12:24 PM - Dogman328: >nothing to do
12:24 PM - Dogman328: >nobody to talk to
12:24 PM - Dogman328: WONDER WHY
12:24 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah
12:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well i guess she has nightmare
12:25 PM - Dogman328: and this is assuming that she'd want to talk to a thing that took over her body and got her into this situation in the first place
12:26 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well yeah
12:26 PM - Dogman328: This pretty much proves that Celestia is an asshole
12:26 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well the jury's still out on that
12:26 PM - Dogman328: It states that the elements of harmony were used to defeat Nightmate Moon in Equestria's history books
12:26 PM - Dogman328: but
12:27 PM - Dogman328: The Mane 6 uses the elements of harmony to defeat Nightmare Moon, turning Luna back to normal
12:28 PM - Dogman328: Assuming that the elements of harmony were indeed used during Nightmare Moon's initial attack(also assuming that the elements didn't need to be used twice to fix the problem), Celestia banished Luna to the moon, not Nightmare Moon
12:30 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: they'd probably pull a diabolus ex machina to justify it
12:30 PM - Dogman328: I would then assume that Nightmare Moon got to Luna sometime during her stay on the moon, leading to the events of S1E1
12:31 PM - Dogman328: still
12:31 PM - Dogman328: it's just sloppy story telling
12:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well yeah.
12:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Half the plot from what I've seen relies on Celestia being stupid.
12:32 PM - Dogman328: it pretty much does
12:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: The other half relies on Twilight apparently never going outside to make friends.
12:33 PM - Dogman328: unless we assume that Celestia kept her in the castle all her life
12:33 PM - Dogman328: or a good portion of it
12:33 PM - Dogman328: at least through most of her childhood
12:33 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Which implies incredibly unfortunate things.
12:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: While we're at it, the Nightmare's back plot relies on Nightmare being too stupid to kill people who're trying to stop her.
12:36 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
12:36 PM - Dogman328: We'd have guards and whatever "army" equestria has vs a god
12:36 PM - Dogman328: And this is assuming any of them would even try facing her
12:37 PM - Dogman328: Celestia is pretty much the only resistance she would've encountered
12:38 PM - Dogman328: *successful resistance
12:38 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well you'd think she'd try to stop/get rid of/destroy the EoH this time.
12:39 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Like a sensible person.
12:40 PM - Dogman328: if I remember correctly
12:40 PM - Dogman328: She did try getting rid of/acquiring them
12:41 PM - Dogman328: She was at that temple or whatever which housed them
12:42 PM - Dogman328: This raises another question, Why didn't Celestia just use the elements of harmony herself?
12:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Because she's stupid.
12:43 PM - Dogman328: That or she's just a dick tyrant who doesn't care about her people
12:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well she stopped an invasion.
12:43 PM - Dogman328: when was this?
12:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: S2 finale
12:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: apparently
12:43 PM - Dogman328: yeah
12:43 PM - Dogman328: Ok
12:44 PM - Dogman328: I have actually not seen that one
12:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i know
12:45 PM - Dogman328: but all it proves is that she only cares if any event will immediately affect her
12:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: essentially
12:45 PM - Dogman328: Nightmare Moon probably would've made Equestria have eternal night
12:46 PM - Dogman328: Discord appeared content on wreaking havoc around Ponyville and Appaloosa as far as we see
12:47 PM - Dogman328: the only visible damage he did to Canterlot was ruin their hedge maze
12:48 PM - Dogman328: It also makes you wonder why she even bothered with that magical security system for the EoH if Discord could easily just take them
12:48 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Because she's stupid.
12:49 PM - Dogman328: So basically every single major event in FiM revolves around the uselessness and stupidity of its leader
12:50 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Pretty much.
12:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: And the antagonists never bothering trying to kill their physical embodiments.
12:51 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
12:54 PM - Dogman328: Nightmare Moon would've had to know that they were the embodiments of the EoH but I'm going to assume she was to stupid to do anything about it
12:57 PM - Dogman328: Discord attempted to get them to dissociate them with the EoH,which apparently worked except for the fact that Twilight read her friendship reports and rediscovered them
12:58 PM - Dogman328: so yeah
12:58 PM - Dogman328: I don't think it's a matter of not trying
12:59 PM - Dogman328: It's just the classic villan mistake of thinking your defenses will hold against the hero
1:00 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well the protagonists aren't too much better
1:01 PM - Dogman328: everyone in equestria is pretty much either
1:01 PM - Dogman328: A.Incompetant
1:01 PM - Dogman328: B.Idiotic
1:01 PM - Dogman328: C.Tyrannical
1:01 PM - Dogman328: D.Oblivous
1:01 PM - Dogman328: E. All of the above
1:05 PM - Dogman328: For the utopian world they present in the show, a lot of issues aren't addressed ever
1:06 PM - Dogman328: so yeah
1:06 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: also wait if the first OFC blast didn't work why would the second
1:07 PM - Dogman328: on Nightmare?
1:07 PM - Dogman328: yeah
1:07 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yes
1:08 PM - Dogman328: We're assuming that Celestia isn't an asshole for this?
1:09 PM - Dogman328: if we aren't, then the answer is rather simple
1:09 PM - Dogman328: Say that the blast did work
1:10 PM - Dogman328: And it was regular Luna
1:10 PM - Dogman328: Celestia probably banished her sister to ensure her reign was never challenged
1:11 PM - Dogman328: After a 1000 years anyone that rememberd what happened would be dead
1:11 PM - Dogman328: besides her parents
1:11 PM - Dogman328: which we don't see
1:11 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well apparently her parents are dead
1:12 PM - Dogman328: yeah
1:12 PM - Dogman328: that leaves two possiblities
1:12 PM - Dogman328: A.They died of natural causes - Less likely
1:13 PM - Dogman328: B.Celestia murdered her parents so she could take power- More likely
1:14 PM - Dogman328: how old is celestia
1:14 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: um
1:14 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: unknown
1:14 PM - Dogman328: At least 1500+ years assuming an alicorn childhood is 500-800 years
1:15 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: also wait if she wants high reign why'd she let candace get married and have as much power as her
1:16 PM - Dogman328: I honesly assume it's just a favor for twilight
1:17 PM - Dogman328: and we're presuming that cadance doesn't suffer an "unfortunate accident"
1:18 PM - Dogman328: And if anyone asked any questions, a swift moonban and there would be no questions
1:19 PM - Dogman328: Unless Alicorns are actually created artificially in the mlpverse
1:20 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well candace is her niece so probably not
1:20 PM - Dogman328: She banished her sister for 1000 years
1:21 PM - Dogman328: you honestly think she's above killing or "getting rid of" a family member
1:21 PM - Dogman328: to achieve what she wants
1:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: no i mean alicorn's probably aren't created artificially
1:21 PM - Dogman328: ah
1:22 PM - Dogman328: Well I doubt Celestia would keep that many alicorns around anyway
1:23 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: it'd be funny if there were a few trillion of them running around creating life and ruling over it
1:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: which actually is probably how stuff works
1:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: in the ponyverse
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Re: Chats with RTCity in a nutshell.
by dogman is stupid Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:33 pm
you mean when things were actually discussedKghyilda wrote:remember when it was
- Spoiler:
10:37 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: horribly
10:37 PM - Dogman328: suicide
10:38 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: which probably leads to someone being hunted down by hey friends
10:39 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i'm pretty much assuming they're going to vigilante any rapists
10:40 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: what about fillies
10:40 PM - Dogman328: fillies?
10:40 PM - Dogman328: Meh
10:41 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i don't think pedophilia actually exists in equestria
10:41 PM - Dogman328: doubt it does
10:41 PM - Dogman328: but rape wouldn't either
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well actually both might exist since apparently stallions occasionally rape foals
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah i don't
10:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: know
10:43 PM - Dogman328: makes sense
10:43 PM - Dogman328: I guess
10:43 PM - Dogman328: does that mean celestia locks up every rapist and forces them to breed constantly?
10:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: what
10:44 PM - Dogman328: ya
10:44 PM - Dogman328: it would explain why there are very few stallions around
10:44 PM - Dogman328: besides a few to keep up appearances
10:45 PM - Dogman328: meaning that almost every male in that universe is branded as a sex criminal
10:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: no she probably just executes them or maybe she just doesn't care
10:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: because you know, they'd probably not see either as bad since it's in their nature to
10:46 PM - Dogman328: then explain how ponyville has an almost entirely female population yet there are only 4-5 stallions there
10:46 PM - Dogman328: huh
10:47 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: values dissonance
10:48 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: and generally speaking, breeding constantly tends to wreck female reproductive organs
10:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: so unless she's using sex slaves or condemned folk she'd never do that
10:49 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: probably
10:49 PM - Dogman328: she likely does both
10:49 PM - Dogman328: given the fact that a prison system is non existant as far as we can see
10:50 PM - Dogman328: *nonexistent
10:50 PM - Dogman328: Stupid keyboard
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: while we're at it can we lock up candace forever she's breaking the monarchy
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: or oligarchy
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: whatever
10:51 PM - Dogman328: She's probably moonbanned
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: um
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: niece
10:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: princess
10:52 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: not happening
10:52 PM - Dogman328: It still appears to be her preferred method of getting rid of ponies
10:52 PM - Dogman328: that she doesn't want around
10:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well she kept candace apparently
10:53 PM - Dogman328: for now
10:53 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: she's in the finale iirc
10:53 PM - Dogman328: you don't know what happens after that
10:54 PM - Dogman328: and I actually haven't watched the finale
10:54 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well i know that
and
- Spoiler:
12:24 PM - Dogman328: not surprising
12:24 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: but apparently luna fits it
12:24 PM - Dogman328: >trapped on the moon for 1000
12:24 PM - Dogman328: years
12:24 PM - Dogman328: >nothing to do
12:24 PM - Dogman328: >nobody to talk to
12:24 PM - Dogman328: WONDER WHY
12:24 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yeah
12:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well i guess she has nightmare
12:25 PM - Dogman328: and this is assuming that she'd want to talk to a thing that took over her body and got her into this situation in the first place
12:26 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well yeah
12:26 PM - Dogman328: This pretty much proves that Celestia is an asshole
12:26 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well the jury's still out on that
12:26 PM - Dogman328: It states that the elements of harmony were used to defeat Nightmate Moon in Equestria's history books
12:26 PM - Dogman328: but
12:27 PM - Dogman328: The Mane 6 uses the elements of harmony to defeat Nightmare Moon, turning Luna back to normal
12:28 PM - Dogman328: Assuming that the elements of harmony were indeed used during Nightmare Moon's initial attack(also assuming that the elements didn't need to be used twice to fix the problem), Celestia banished Luna to the moon, not Nightmare Moon
12:30 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: they'd probably pull a diabolus ex machina to justify it
12:30 PM - Dogman328: I would then assume that Nightmare Moon got to Luna sometime during her stay on the moon, leading to the events of S1E1
12:31 PM - Dogman328: still
12:31 PM - Dogman328: it's just sloppy story telling
12:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well yeah.
12:31 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Half the plot from what I've seen relies on Celestia being stupid.
12:32 PM - Dogman328: it pretty much does
12:32 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: The other half relies on Twilight apparently never going outside to make friends.
12:33 PM - Dogman328: unless we assume that Celestia kept her in the castle all her life
12:33 PM - Dogman328: or a good portion of it
12:33 PM - Dogman328: at least through most of her childhood
12:33 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Which implies incredibly unfortunate things.
12:35 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: While we're at it, the Nightmare's back plot relies on Nightmare being too stupid to kill people who're trying to stop her.
12:36 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
12:36 PM - Dogman328: We'd have guards and whatever "army" equestria has vs a god
12:36 PM - Dogman328: And this is assuming any of them would even try facing her
12:37 PM - Dogman328: Celestia is pretty much the only resistance she would've encountered
12:38 PM - Dogman328: *successful resistance
12:38 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well you'd think she'd try to stop/get rid of/destroy the EoH this time.
12:39 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Like a sensible person.
12:40 PM - Dogman328: if I remember correctly
12:40 PM - Dogman328: She did try getting rid of/acquiring them
12:41 PM - Dogman328: She was at that temple or whatever which housed them
12:42 PM - Dogman328: This raises another question, Why didn't Celestia just use the elements of harmony herself?
12:42 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Because she's stupid.
12:43 PM - Dogman328: That or she's just a dick tyrant who doesn't care about her people
12:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Well she stopped an invasion.
12:43 PM - Dogman328: when was this?
12:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: S2 finale
12:43 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: apparently
12:43 PM - Dogman328: yeah
12:43 PM - Dogman328: Ok
12:44 PM - Dogman328: I have actually not seen that one
12:44 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: i know
12:45 PM - Dogman328: but all it proves is that she only cares if any event will immediately affect her
12:45 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: essentially
12:45 PM - Dogman328: Nightmare Moon probably would've made Equestria have eternal night
12:46 PM - Dogman328: Discord appeared content on wreaking havoc around Ponyville and Appaloosa as far as we see
12:47 PM - Dogman328: the only visible damage he did to Canterlot was ruin their hedge maze
12:48 PM - Dogman328: It also makes you wonder why she even bothered with that magical security system for the EoH if Discord could easily just take them
12:48 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Because she's stupid.
12:49 PM - Dogman328: So basically every single major event in FiM revolves around the uselessness and stupidity of its leader
12:50 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: Pretty much.
12:51 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: And the antagonists never bothering trying to kill their physical embodiments.
12:51 PM - Dogman328: Let's see
12:54 PM - Dogman328: Nightmare Moon would've had to know that they were the embodiments of the EoH but I'm going to assume she was to stupid to do anything about it
12:57 PM - Dogman328: Discord attempted to get them to dissociate them with the EoH,which apparently worked except for the fact that Twilight read her friendship reports and rediscovered them
12:58 PM - Dogman328: so yeah
12:58 PM - Dogman328: I don't think it's a matter of not trying
12:59 PM - Dogman328: It's just the classic villan mistake of thinking your defenses will hold against the hero
1:00 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well the protagonists aren't too much better
1:01 PM - Dogman328: everyone in equestria is pretty much either
1:01 PM - Dogman328: A.Incompetant
1:01 PM - Dogman328: B.Idiotic
1:01 PM - Dogman328: C.Tyrannical
1:01 PM - Dogman328: D.Oblivous
1:01 PM - Dogman328: E. All of the above
1:05 PM - Dogman328: For the utopian world they present in the show, a lot of issues aren't addressed ever
1:06 PM - Dogman328: so yeah
1:06 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: also wait if the first OFC blast didn't work why would the second
1:07 PM - Dogman328: on Nightmare?
1:07 PM - Dogman328: yeah
1:07 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: yes
1:08 PM - Dogman328: We're assuming that Celestia isn't an asshole for this?
1:09 PM - Dogman328: if we aren't, then the answer is rather simple
1:09 PM - Dogman328: Say that the blast did work
1:10 PM - Dogman328: And it was regular Luna
1:10 PM - Dogman328: Celestia probably banished her sister to ensure her reign was never challenged
1:11 PM - Dogman328: After a 1000 years anyone that rememberd what happened would be dead
1:11 PM - Dogman328: besides her parents
1:11 PM - Dogman328: which we don't see
1:11 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well apparently her parents are dead
1:12 PM - Dogman328: yeah
1:12 PM - Dogman328: that leaves two possiblities
1:12 PM - Dogman328: A.They died of natural causes - Less likely
1:13 PM - Dogman328: B.Celestia murdered her parents so she could take power- More likely
1:14 PM - Dogman328: how old is celestia
1:14 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: um
1:14 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: unknown
1:14 PM - Dogman328: At least 1500+ years assuming an alicorn childhood is 500-800 years
1:15 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: also wait if she wants high reign why'd she let candace get married and have as much power as her
1:16 PM - Dogman328: I honesly assume it's just a favor for twilight
1:17 PM - Dogman328: and we're presuming that cadance doesn't suffer an "unfortunate accident"
1:18 PM - Dogman328: And if anyone asked any questions, a swift moonban and there would be no questions
1:19 PM - Dogman328: Unless Alicorns are actually created artificially in the mlpverse
1:20 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: well candace is her niece so probably not
1:20 PM - Dogman328: She banished her sister for 1000 years
1:21 PM - Dogman328: you honestly think she's above killing or "getting rid of" a family member
1:21 PM - Dogman328: to achieve what she wants
1:21 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: no i mean alicorn's probably aren't created artificially
1:21 PM - Dogman328: ah
1:22 PM - Dogman328: Well I doubt Celestia would keep that many alicorns around anyway
1:23 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: it'd be funny if there were a few trillion of them running around creating life and ruling over it
1:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: which actually is probably how stuff works
1:25 PM - Kamarada RTCitia: in the ponyverse
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