OTBTS Script: RTCity's edit v0.1

"Long ago, in the world of some shitty place called Off Topic Bunker*..."

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"...there were a bunch of stupid ass forumers, or "OTBers" as a common called
name, that lived in harmony*..."

"( tiny text ) *harmony: flaming the living fuck out of each other"

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"...their so called 'ruler', RainbowDash101, graciously watched his people from
his bathtub throne, where he and his...co-ruler guy who are totally not in any
form of a relationship together, uh, RTCity, reside in the Main Forum's Castle."

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"All was well until one day, until some guy named amsk8r bribed his way to power, and destroyed the entire place while RD101 was asleep, forcing everyone to move, causing him to be *permanently banished to the moon, and causing RD101 to ineffectually threaten him with execution."

"*He came back all of three days later."

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"Then, one day, Lu-I mean, RTCity questioned Rainbow's
administration skills and was hoping to utilize a way to "improve" said skills.
But, Rainbow declined the offer, and sent him to the moon, where RTCity lived for who gives a fuck how many years."

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"And ever since, Rainfag has never spoken a single word about that day with
RTCity.

...until the bitch came back one day telling RD101 about burning this forum to
the ground and giving it hell or some shit like that and making a newer, "better"
forum. Unfortunately for him, he got his ass sent back to the moon with the
Elements of Harmony, never to be heard from again."

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"And thus, RainragebowDash101 *moderated the forums in solitude, more than
likely not regretting anything that he's done because he is a badass and don'
need no help from nobody."

"*moderated: HE'S STILL IN THE FUCKING TUB."

even though he kept blitz, jay, me and ratiosu as mods after the purge

where's the part where history is all torn out of the pages and replaced with the book of i'm-great with depictions of my glory you asshole